love going to Rasputin and acquiring CDs

near car collision experience so harrowing you gotta turn off ur music and drive the rest of the way in silence

TRY MY ANTI-INFLAMMATORY HIGH FIBER LOW CALORIE MISO MATCHA SESAME GOCHUJANG OLIVE LEMON TOSTADA

gonna miss u my big belly girl

did da big chop

Real Bitches Wear Koi Scrubs

the classy endemic is killing our outrageous women and we are worse off

sometimes u hear a song so goofy u can’t help but giggle and skip around

the dopamine hit I get from taking a big bite out of a cosmic crisp apple.. fuck..

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seeing a child use a smart watch is like three kids in a trench coat coded or child in mom’s heels coded

every time I travel with my mom somewhere it’s always… do they have this? Where is this? how far is this? And it’s like.. girl I don’t know either 😭

seeing Mariah Carey tonight and I’m vibrating

Flea market find… I’m naming him jhonnifer

love it when chickens have flare jeans omg…

nothing is worth the mental exhaustion of being in a mall on Black Friday…

pet insurance needs to stop fucking with me and give me my MONEY!!!

made freaking delicious yummy cookies with @renzily.bsky.social

eucalyptus mint chip ice cream healed me. nothing can hurt me now

how it's been feeling lately

love it when restaurants open a new location and they call it something like.. taqueria 3 ..or happy noodle 2

when all of a sudden I hear this Agitating Grating voice

i think microdosing chaos for several years has me feeling very whatever in all other aspects of my life

i can be stupid yea but some people are STUPID

just when u think u can let ur guard down and be normal… a man looks at u with ill intent…

Patient is in the unit for 16 days still waiting for inpatient placement and you interrupt report for the 50th time to ask if they have outpatient case management … im keying your car. cos what the hell

Your toddler wakes you up in the middle of the night holding their plush rabbit asking if they can sleep in your room tonight

24g fiber Coca Cola zero save me

another day at the hospital factory

went to odd fellows and everyone knew you

WhatNot is like if you took TikTok emoji grift streams and turned it into a digital flea market & auction hall…

the year is 2025 and phan is real

management is remains the enemy forever and always

starting my day stressed watching Lurker

when two guitarists do that thing where they touch guitars and play on each other… feels like I shouldn’t be looking. Very intimate … sorry to intrude

got lil eyelash extensions I feel like a fairy

:B

surely we can agree that a 34 y/o dating a 22 y/o is weird … right…

i love katseye thank you katseye

what 10 years does to a mf

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in an uber reminding myself that my chances of survival are better if my body is completely relaxed on impact

doing a beginner ballet class today :3

Found a gallon size plastic water container filled a quarter of the way with piss(?) in one of the makeshift break rooms at my work.

two glasses of wine away from being a furry man idk