24g fiber Coca Cola zero save me

another day at the hospital factory

went to odd fellows and everyone knew you

WhatNot is like if you took TikTok emoji grift streams and turned it into a digital flea market & auction hall…

the year is 2025 and phan is real

management is remains the enemy forever and always

starting my day stressed watching Lurker

when two guitarists do that thing where they touch guitars and play on each other… feels like I shouldn’t be looking. Very intimate … sorry to intrude

got lil eyelash extensions I feel like a fairy

:B

surely we can agree that a 34 y/o dating a 22 y/o is weird … right…

i love katseye thank you katseye

what 10 years does to a mf

🤨

in an uber reminding myself that my chances of survival are better if my body is completely relaxed on impact

doing a beginner ballet class today :3

Found a gallon size plastic water container filled a quarter of the way with piss(?) in one of the makeshift break rooms at my work.

two glasses of wine away from being a furry man idk

it’s 2013. you open up a facebook message and you screenshot wild message that was sent to you and post it. it goes viral. fast forward to 2025

new tattoo :B

Some of my coworkers need to be doxxed and have exposés written about them idk man

everyone pray that I get cancelled for work today please and thank you

coworker barked FEMALE FEMALE FEMALE at me repeatedly like I’m some kind of fucking dog and I have never wanted to choke out someone so bad

Cheesed to meet u.

during traffic i am looking inside ur car trying to observe your dynamic with your partner

mmmmmmmmm yum

watched A Tale of Two Sisters yesterday and was inspired by the deep reds and cool tones 🙂‍↕️

i had the most juicy scrumptious peach just now. god I wish i could bring it back and eat it again. here’s my empty plate bc i inhaled it

life’s a joy then you live!!!

today I am :B who knows what I’ll be tomorrow…

they’ve gamified chores

watching past lives and my chest hurts and I’m gripping my head and I’m screaming

I am so sick of our dumb fucking city council

work has me mentally screaming crying throwing up but still I smile. laugh even . sometimes when it’s just so comically bleak all you can do is laugh

shouting Fucking Clanker to the waymo that just cut you off in traffic

there are things worse than death yes

so yea

/stabs my leg 30 times/ whatever idgaf ya mama im good with anythi—

WIP bc i wanna show how it’s looking so far :3

someone explain the older gen urge to go live on Facebook all the time idgi

hot

pray for me and my sanity on this family trip. keep me in your thoughts

chainmail necklace for friend :>

life is about walking around the neighborhood with your friends in the late afternoon.