well there goes my last shred of hope hbo was gonna turn it around.

Is twitter cracking down again? Or is there a new influx of bots here?

in honor of Pantone's color of the year 2026: Cloud Dancer

I haven't heard a single offline word about Stranger Things. Game of Thrones level falloff.

I've been watching Star Trek in release order (starting with TNG) and good gravy do Deep Space Nine and Voyager take off at the same time.

This is how you look to me.

this could be us 🤤

intellectually curious about Aldi's $14 boxed wine and Vivino is ready to throw my Josephinenhütte glasses across the room

i clearly spend too much time at my laptop 😫

okay but did the seventeen-year-old Matt Gaetz hired get the braces she was saving up for?

Hanging out in a big group of sex workers is so healing 💕

Why did they try to sell Pluribus to me with "Vince Gilligan's show with one miserable person in a world of happy people" instead of "RHEA SEEHORN IN THE BODY SNATCHERS!!" lock me in

sending in the goon squad just doesn't have the same ring to it anymore

nerd alert: does anyone have mechanical keyboard suggestions? I'm overwhelmed just starting to think 😫

AFK getting new Internet ROFL

Why does every dermatologist look like they're going to call me a slur and then try to suck me off??

when they get you the leather Star Trek TNG bag >>>> That's CAPTAIN Medical Officer to you.

dang, haven't logged in to tryst in so long they were going to delete my account. what's advertising anyway?

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're noted actor and watersports fetishist Pedro Pisscal?

SKIMS IS STOLEN VALOR

No more scrolling, only booking. Let's talk about how evil social media is and make out instead of letting the algorithm control us 💖

In case anyone is actually confused by the press reporting on Mamdani’s “muddled views” on sex work, he very clearly co-sponsors the sex worker org backed decriminalization legislation and not “legalization” sex workers do not want Which is the correct position. Take it from a sex worker organizer.

well, call me a woman of faith

Let me float all of your blues away! 🌊

The key to vitality is walking at least 30 miles a week and having lots of s*x

Perfect weather to curl up in bed and use my giant boobs as a pillow

they're talking about me at the Arab grocery again.

The only time I've ever been starstruck was meeting Miss Major at Desiree. May she have everything in death she wanted in life.

lounging around in a silk nightgown and with imperiled rights really makes one feel they might rather have been born a couple hundred years ago as a marquise

okay, but what do i DO with 200 pink roses?

There's adult content of spiderman but the webbing he shoots is come, right? right?

Just so yall know, I'm in the process of relaunching Black Ash Consulting. It's going to be pretty different this time around! I'll post here when it's ready to go.

Malware can be embedded in QR codes. Some security systems read QR codes. Why not QR malware on clothing? Can other more broadly useful/disruptive anti-surveillance be deployed passively on clothing?

My love language is touching your butt.

Sorry if I'm late getting back to your text/email. I may have been raptured.

Republicans complaining trans people are "well-funded" is so funny because they're the ones paying my bills the past fifteen years.

How am I supposed to get anything done with Silksong and Hades 2 releasing in the same month?

The American government needs to find a new reason for mass surveillance because 9/11 only has one more year on its parents' insurance.

Let's goooo

Happy Independence Day! Doing my patriotic duty: Half off for everyone who fought in the Revolutionary War.

I got an incall! It's adorable and super close to Eli Lilly/the stadium/downtown. I'll be taking bookings there starting the first week of July ☺️

Anyway, surprising even myself, I'm in Indianapolis for the week.

Always a sad day when a decade-plus guest's email bounces as undeliverable.

My hottest take is that if a dishwasher ruins your cast iron pan, you didn't season it right to begin with.

What am I playing second? Deltarune, of course!

When they ask to be your "first" just so they can surprise you with a morning bout of Mario Kart.

Gotta be honest: I simply don't like the internet anymore.