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The only two things you need to know about Venezuela. 1. #Venezuela has the largest #oil fields in the world. 2. The #US has spent 49 years and $$$millions destroying what was once a democracy & trying to install a puppet government to hand over their natural resources to US companies. #Trump

OH NO! Revert to backup! #KeirStarmer #LabourParty #ManagedDecline #PoliticsUK #ThisTimeline #AltHistory #WellThisAgedBadly #OhNo

Had to get my creative juices flowing for the festive season... #Christmas #ChristmasSpirit #LoveTequila

Can someone explain to me why, FFS, a so-called Labour government thinks it can combat the far right by doing their dirty work for them? Then they wonder why people have lost faith in them. I don't think you could find two balls to make a pair in this shit show. www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...

I just helped a tailor in Ecuador. Lend your support to entrepreneurs in low-income countries through @lendwithcare.bsky.social Make your first loan for free with this link! lendwithcare.org/referral/RWS...

🧵 1/ WHY is the BIG STORY about the #OBR #BUDGETLEAK being overlooked - or buried? MSM are talking about WordPress, plugins, configuration mistakes etc. But no-one is focussing on what SOMEONE actually DID that morning. Please share!

‪Chilli Devil Ian‬ ‪@attitudewear.co.uk‬ · 7s I confess: Reeves' budget must have been better than I gave it credit for. Otherwise the right wing press and their herd of followers (Beeb included) would be attacking the policies not the person. (Still didn't tax wealth enough though...)

🧵 1/9 So it's over - or just begun, depending on your view. The Your Party initial conference and launch that is. As long as you haven't already quit, been barred, or boycotted proceedings until you get your own way, in which case I guess it's either "Their Party" or "My Party". #UKpolitics

Have I told you lately how much i love my new home? Isle of Bute, lunchtime today.

1/7 🧵 #Labour’s #asylum “reform” proposals look less like credible policy and more like a Poundland imitation of Trumpism. The UK is not Denmark (see below). If they want fewer people stuck in hotels, here’s an idea: staff and fund the Home Office to process the outstanding cases. #UKpolitics

Last week, for the first time in years, I bought a whole TIN of biscuits. This week I refilled it - and renamed it. It is now officially known as The Sin Tin.

Who gives a toss what Karoline Leavitt says about the BBC - the woman is so illiterate she can't even spell her own name. And Laura Kuenssberg should know better than most that we have no reason to believe the Beeb anymore anyway. #UKpolitics #BBC #Nandy

Peter Bradshaw substantially raises the bar for rank hypocrisy in inconsequential journalism. To admit being a pioneer of something, describing it as essentially worthless, then going on to indulge in even more of the same, is a monumental lack of self awareness. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...

When I joined the army at age 18, they told us we had to be in Northern Ireland "to keep the Russians out". Labours renewed attacks on Scottish independence are just same old bullshit aimed at a new target. I'm half a century wiser now - it's a pity they aren't. #Liebour #Labour #UKpolitics #SNP

The #SNP aren’t a “security threat.” The real danger is the clowns who’ve been running the #Westminster circus since 2013. 🎪 Here’s why 🧵

Idi Amin shocked the world ordering the expulsion of 80,000 Asians. Katie Lam would deport up to 4.5m UK citizens with Indefinite Leave to Remain. E.g. most of our non-uk born NHS staff & carers 'cos we don't pay them £38k p.a. Nothing racist about that, it's just "culturally coherent" innit. 1/2

I wanted to know what "FDA" stands for, as in the FDA union representing the UK's civil servants. Neither Google nor the FDA's own website helped, but Wikipedia reveals it's derived from their original name - The Association of First Division Civil Servants. Or in other words, F*cking Daft Acronym.

The truth about #Maccabi. Watch ALL OF this video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvTy... West Midlands Police banned Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from travelling to Aston Villa. This wasn’t discrimination, it was a decision based on sound intelligence about the Maccabi Ultras past violent behaviour. #UKpolitics

Maccabi ban is not new. UEFA has banned #awayfans for #hooliganism before & #Maccabi have form; Amsterdam '24, Tel Aviv this week. At home its a bit like Rangers-Celtic derbies with no away fans due to sectarian aggro inside and outside the ground. If #Starmer overrules police, he owns the fallout.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

If only he had two gobs, he could put a foot in each... #Starmer #Labour #UKgovernment #UKpolitics #UK #KeirStarmer

This.

Narcissistic, delusional, election denying, authoritarian would-be dictator cries over Nobel Peace Award for opponent of narsissistic, delusional, election-denying, authoritarian dictator. The World is through the looking glass.

#Trump #Netanyahu #Palestine #Gaza #Israel #MiddleEastPeace #GazaPeaceDeal #FakeNews

Well that didn't take long did it.

Keir Starmer, this is what having balls looks like. Under international law, civilians engaged in delivering humanitarian aid, such as the volunteers on board the flotilla, are protected under the terms of the Geneva Convention. uk.news.yahoo.com/italy-spain-...

The Government has revealed plans for a new mandatory digital ID. It’s invasive and could mean millions of people unable to go about their daily lives. Right now it's just an idea - we need to stop it becoming a reality. Join me and sign the petition now! you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/re...

Says it all. Send your licence back and demand a refund.

#ukpolitics #starmerout #labour #change #TuckFrump #StateVisit #Mandelson #Gaza #NoBalls

The BBC must balance their political news so it doesn’t boost Nigel Farage’s dangerous, divisive politics. Sign if you agree. www.libdems.org.uk/bbc

So the Starm-Coopers pander to the right again... and English politics descends from morally bankrupt to morally repugnant.

"if your policies can only be implemented by trashing international standards of human rights which have been globally accepted since the Second World War, it’s not the human rights standards which are the problem, it’s your policies." #UKPolitics www.thenational.scot/politics/254...

"...authoritarianism is not some destination we're heading towards, it's a place we've already reached. We have three political parties that agree on these authoritarian measures because they are all part of the same establishment." > READ.IT.ALL. > And then share it.

Ukip leader Nick Tenconi, in Portsmouth today. A Nazi salute. A Nazi saluting. A Nazi doing a Nazi salute. HT Alisdair McKee

When you ring the coastguard on charity rowers raising awareness for MND, thinking they’re “illegal migrants,” only to ‘reward’ them with £1,000 once you realise they’re legit... Congratulations, you’ve earned it. 🏆🛶 #IdiotOfTheWeek #AttitudeWear #saynotoracism #rupertlowe #reformuk UKpolitics

1/2 Cooper says proscription "based on violent action and injuries that this group have taken ... including some injuries to people". There is ongoing legal action against ONE person. No-one has yet been convicted, it is not proven that PA as an organisation condoned violence against the person.

WTF!

I was using ChatGPT to explore some old, no longer much used words and their meanings. Check out "Cockalorum". ROTFLMAO 😂 #Trump #TheDonald #USpolitics #DonaldTrump #Funny #ChatGPT #AI

so . . . if israel doesn't (eventually) change track, the uk government will adopt a position, the expression of which it currently considers an act of terrorism

1/6 "..if the boats are loaded up with bad people - and they usually are, because other countries don’t send their best, they send people that they don’t want..." said #Trump in today's presser with #Starmer. Let's unpack that, and compare it to immigration from Scotland to the USA. #Trump #Politics

keir starmer and his cabinet belong in prison.

I find this government an ever increasing source of inspiration for me. Unfortunately its the wrong sort of inspiration.

I'm sick of hearing this "part of a pathway" bollocks. Surely the start of that pathway, the first fucking step, is to recognise the Palestinians RIGHT to statehood. When Starmer speaks, everything before the "but" is bullshit.

I hear Kier Starmer and Yvette Cooper are setting up a new Labour led group to build on Tony Blair's work as Middle East Peace Envoy. They're going to call it Palestine inAction.

Tough choices for some this weekend. A. Get pissed and start a riot in Epping, smashing up police vehicles and injuring police officers - Risk level: low. Little chance of arrest, possible fine and slapped wrist, maybe a bit of community service. See B below.

Posting for 2.2million friends. #FreePalestine #UKPolitics #YvetteCooper #KierStarmer #UKLabour #Israel-Palestine

Sometimes I think sociopathic media's only good point is showing what utter wankers our 'leaders' are. Would a Nobel Peace Prize be a fair swap for the orange oaf's resignation and promise to never again take part in public life? #USpolitics #Trump #politics #US-Iran