📲 “Wait is this stuff addictive?” There was a pause in her texts, followed by another, more well informed text. 📲 “Okay, I looked it up. Online it says it isn’t. Phew!” May had some time to kill, so she looked around for a nearby tall building to hang out on top of. (C)

May looked at her cell phone’s screen, bewildered by all of the lingo she was completely unfamiliar with. She blinked a few times, reading the messages again. 📲 “Okay I have no idea what any of that means, so I’m just gonna repeat what you said and hope for the best.” April had so much more (c)

📲 “Okay okay, chill. I did have something I’ve been meaning to try out, maybe you could help with it?” There was a brief pause in the texts before she sent another. 📲 “I snagged this big bag of buds off of some crook the other day and I don’t know what to do with it.” (C)

It was time to annoy a certain someone again. She sent a text to @aranehenna.bsky.social , grinning as she did so. 📲 “SDIYBT. 🤖” As she sent the text, she tried her best to hold in her laughter, eagerly waiting for her response.

To the world, she’s an Omega-level Mutant. But honestly, she’s just Jean. 🧠 [Descriptive 18+ RP, N/SFW, more info in this thread. 🧵]

“If Ice Man had pubes, would they just be shaved ice?” She muttered to herself, while perched atop one of NYC’s many tall buildings. “How would you even ask someone that?” She shuddered a little, picturing what it would look like.

May snaps her fingers, nodding a little bit. “Okay, that makes a lot of sense. But people are more hot headed in the summer, being hot gets people riled up.” She explained, before switching gears in the conversation once more. “Hey are you free tonight? You could totally join me at that party.”

“Well really the phrase is ‘cream OF the crop’, which comes from the observation of cream, the best part, rising to the top of milk.” She tapped her foot a little bit. “So really there is no innuendo at all, but it’s more funny to think of some dude going to town over some plants.”

“Wha- It’s a hypothetical scenario! I doubt anyone has ever really done it. Plus there’s probably like nutrients in there somewhere. Maybe the plants like it.”

“Well I was going to go to a party tonight so I figured I should get some patrolling in before then. Summer is the biggest time of year for petty crime you know.” She placed her hands on her own hips. “But coming into the city to clear your head? Aren’t everyone’s thoughts kind of loud?”

“What’s not funny about jizzing on plants? It’s incredibly funny.” She was smiling under her mask just thinking about it.

“The last time there were crops in NYC was 1982, and it was wheat. So no, I don’t.” She paused. “It kinda funny to think about though.”

“Country boys make do.”

“Normally I don’t exactly share my name, but you could just read my mind to get it anyway. I’m May.” She gestured to her mask, smiling warmly. “This is just so you can hear me better. That is such a cool power! Sorry, fangirling big time right now. What brings you to my neck of the woods?”

“No way, an X-Men!” May said to herself as she spotted the familiar ginger head of hair of none other than @psionicphoenix.bsky.social ! She swung on down from the rooftop, landing just behind her. “Hello Jean! I’m a huge fan of your work.” She was probably reading her mind already, so cool!

🕷️ Writer here! Been crazy busy lately since my brother just got engaged. Looking forward to writing with you all more very soon! In the meantime, feel free to hop in my DMs. Don’t worry, I don’t bite. Much.

There is nowhere in the world where she would rather sleep.

All this heat has really been getting to her. MJ’s curls are back in full force!

May is forever glad that she isn’t psychic. Good grief, Dad.

“You’re right, I’m sorry. We need to do more girls nights like we used to.” May apologized, before happily taking the condom and opening the wrapper with her teeth. She plucked the condom from the wrapper, holding it between her two fingers. “I don’t know why I thought this wouldn’t be wet.” (C)

“Jeez you’re putting some serious pressure on me here, April.” She responded, taking another, more modestly sized, banana from the bunch. Luckily, the shop owner did provide them with lube, for free. She eyed the fruit, picturing what the real deal would look like in her hands. May shivered (c)

Mary Jane Watson. 📚 🕸️ The stunning, the amazing, the spectacular redhead of your dreams. [18+ Marvel RP, descriptive & plot-driven. More info in this thread. 🧵]

“Hey!” May practically jumped at the two swat combo her twin gave her, quickly standing back up straight. She watched as April snagged several boxes of condoms, before nodding a little. “Have I even met my…? Sheesh.” She wouldn’t even say the word, simply shaking her head and smiling a little (c)

“Tonight?!” May hurriedly began to try and think of excuses, nervous at the prospect of actually getting laid for once. But, as she walked with her twin, her nerves seemed to settle. “Okay okay, tonight. No more pussyfooting around.” She nodded a little, before flashing her perfect teeth at (c)

May eagerly returned the hug, always happy to see her symbiotic sister. The pair had been getting along swimmingly lately. “You already know the answer to that, otherwise I wouldn’t be asking for help, again.” May flashed a smile stepping back for a moment and admiring April’s choice of outfit (c)

May smiled as she looked down at her cell phone. Looks like her sis does have some time for her today. She quickly texted back, telling her she’d see her then, with a smiling emoji. It wasn’t long before she was back on campus, tapping her foot as she waited at their usual meeting spot. (C)

“What’s a gal gotta do to get a date around here?” She muttered, as she rode the subway towards downtown. Her thumbs tapped away on her phone as she maintained her perfect balance, despite the constant lurching and bumping of the decades old machine. May sent a text to @aranehenna.bsky.social (c)

May is aura farming again. She’s soaked, but at least she looks cool.

“A girl’s gotta eat! I had to say something to interrupt all that brooding going on.” May explained with a smile. “We should go sometime. I bet you’ll like Tacos Loco almost as much as I do.”

Get Busy by Sean Paul can be heard coming from her bedroom. She’s hyping herself up for a night out on the town, actually doing her makeup properly for once in her life. Clearly, she has some big plans for tonight. “It’s all good girl turn me on ‘til the early morn’ let’s get it on…”

If you have a closet and May visits your home, she WILL be leaving with at least one of your shirts or jackets. “Borrowed” drip is the best drip.

“I’ve got two hands, don’t I?” She quipped back, still romanticizing what her first time could be like. In reality, it was probably going to be some sweaty awkward experience on a couch. “Do you think Mom would have any of her old tube tops still? I’ve kinda always wanted to try one of those on.”

🕷️ She tries her best! Somebody in this family has to be the goody two shoes after all.

“I’m trying here! It has to be the right one, you know that!” May had barely even made out with a guy before. Just another perk of being the ‘responsible’ one. “You think he has any jeans we could cut up? I feel like some of those old jeans would make perfect shorts for us.”

“Okay that makes a lot more sense. I was thinking it was because… Never mind, forget I said that!” She quickly waved her hand, waving away the thoughts of her own internet history. “We should totally do a raid of his closet and see what else he still has in there.”

“What’s even more crazy about Dad’s shirt is that it was a gag gift. Crazier still is that Harry would used to call Liz, ‘Mommie’!” She shivered, sticking out her tongue in disgust

Friendly reminder that May’s idea of “freaky” is waaaay different from April’s. This has led to several misunderstandings between them. Oops.

This gave her some reason to hesitate, she looked up from April’s phone again, very quickly seeing how April’s clothes were essentially melting away. She quickly looked back down to the phone, her thumbs hovering over the keyboard as her cheeks became slightly pink. “I uhm… Okay! Just something (c)

“I gotta write that down. That would’ve saved me SO much trouble in my universe.” She pulled out her own cell phone, before gesturing towards her kitchen and beginning to walk towards it. She began typing, as she spoke once again. “I don’t know how much experience you have with drinks but (c)

“I still don’t want to get banned, just in case this one doesn’t work out-“ She had almost finished her sentence when both phones received a message from their mutual match. May read it out loud, a smile crossing her face. “He says ‘I’d love to meet both of you, but first I want to see a (C)

“Wha- Don’t send him that, you’ll get me banned!” May became flustered, almost jumping out of her seat before realizing that her sister had been joking. She sat back down, trying to contain herself. This was serious business after all. May did know that explicit images could get someone (c)

“Hmmf. If he just wants that he can find someone else.” May perked up looking at the profile that April was showing her, her eyes dilated slightly. Enough to be noticed. “Yeah, I think I’ve seen him before! You should totally message him about meeting up tonight if possible.” (C)

“And you’re not going coo-coo, or dyeing your hair black?” May took a couple steps towards her, examining the casual outfit she had chosen for their evening together. In her experience, Venom was a bit more, aggressive. Every symbiote was. “How’s all that work?”

As if May needed to widen the net for April. May took a seat on one of the living room’s recliners, instantly perking up at the news of her first match. “You’re swiping already? Shoot, I need to catch up.” She adjusted the settings, marking her sister’s profile as being interested in everyone. (C)

“Glad to know you know what real peak performance looks like.” She pointed to herself, grinning. Their wasn’t a hint of makeup on her face this early in the morning, or almost ever. May was more of an all natural kind of gal anyway. “What do think we should do if we match with the same guy?” (C)

“Well, I try not to use my powers on the court. I’m not competing for money really, just scholarships. My powers actually kicked in during a game, and I shattered the backboard with a crazy dunk. Check it out.” She pointed to one of the framed photos next to her trophies, extremely proud of it. (C)

May grinned a little at the idea of barbecue sauce on that part of her body, gladly accepting April’s phone from her. She popped another piece of chocolate into her own mouth, before beginning to download her dating app of choice. “I know what you like, don’t worry.” She paused, thinking (c)

May perked up as she hears a tapping on her window, heading over and opening it to let Gwen into her home. “Welcome!” May said cheerily as she stepped back, letting Gwen look around her place. It was a decently well decorated one bedroom apartment complete with a living room, kitchen, bathroom (C)

“See you soon!” May watched her swing away, shaking her head a little. They were so similar yet so different. She then began to swing her way back towards her apartment, soon arriving back to her home in this universe. She began to clean up, waiting for Gwen to arrive with her monopoly set.