‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I'm 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲, and I've c-come ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ to terms with my own ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ death...!

my shoe ate my dog

Walks are nice, even when you don't have somewhere you need to be! E-Especially when you don't get lost..

So, Today is Non-Binary people's day, huh? GO MY GAY NON-BINARIES AAAAAAH #purrfectapawcalypse

mittens monday..

I g-got lost in the woods again, but I'm okay!!

"yea man im moving towns i cant with this place anymore dog"

It was an accident!!

Uhm.. I-I can explain!!

i eated a bees...

Happy birthday, Rover!!

MITTENS!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! [ A heat seeking missile has been launched towards their location once more. ]

That s-sure would be weird, huh? Haha.. [ They kick their paws in the dirt nervously, painfully aware of just how awkward they're being. ] S-So.. do you come here often?

[ They're practically tugging on his paw now as they desperately try to convince him, doing their best to hold back the tears that are pricking in the corners of their eyes. ] B-But, Patchie.. you're b-bleeding really bad!! I'm afraid to l-leave you like this..

It reminds me of m-my friend Sparky's, just a l-little spookier..

B-Boy, why you so eye?

Awwh.. o-okay, Patchie..

p-pibby glitch..

Awww, Mitt.. [ They step forwards and give the taller Siamese a big hug. ] Of course! You're my f-furiend!

Ginger! S-She can help stitch you b-back up long enough for us to get somebody else to help! [ They're grabbing onto his paw now, looking down at him with big pleading eyes as they try to pull him along. ]

[ They try their hardest to keep calm, but the sight of (what they think is) their friend in such poor condition is very upsetting. ] Oh nooo!! H-Here, I can take you to somebody that can help!

P-Patchie!! .. Are y-you okay..? You look really hurt..

[ They answer with a soft growl. It seems they're very adamant about this. ]

B-BAD DOG, PATCHIE! BAD! DON'T H-HURT HER!

I-I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD DO THAT!

Uhm.. B-Brownie..?

He doesn't smoke! .. I think. .. He just says m-mean things to people really fast..

W-WHUH?! I'm n-not smoking, Sparky! It's the n-name of some dog on the internet that Brownie likes to watch..

I've been okay, mostly just a little busy.. H-How about you? [ To nobody's surprise, Patches is immediately met with a hug. ]

D-Don't worry about it, Patchie!

PackPawd, humble them!

T-That's okay! Even if we can't talk about it, I still w-wanna be here for you until you feel a little better. [ With that, they promptly give her a hug-- one that is much more subdued than normal. ]

p purrfect apawcal

R-Really? That's so sad.. If it makes you feel any better, you're too nice for me to e-ever be afraid of!

Pawesome sauce..

Awwwhh, Coco.. d-do you need to talk about it? [ They aren't at all put off by this, in fact, they're more than happy to try and be there for one of their friends. ]

T-Terrifying? But you're so nice and cool!!

I-It's okay.. I just wish I knew some way to help everybody get along..

Why is everybody fighting..

[ It doesn't take a detective to pick up on Coco's current state of affairs, even if they lack the full picture. ] A-Are you okay, Coco..?

My b-best moments are when I'm under pressure, haha.. A-And, I think I'm very lucky that all of my friends exist! They're the greatest.. e-even you!

Oh.. h-have you been cooking, Patchie..? [ They laugh awkwardly to themselves, but the fear in them is evident, especially as they begin to backpedal away from Patches. ]

Yay!! Look, you even got your collar off! I knew you c-could be a good boy!