and they claim you can't teach them empathy

2026 will be hard. but it will be easier than 2027

come on!

open the box my superluminaries

Realising, decades on, I'm still a little haunted that we never found his arm. Many of us looked for it, including me after school was out. I'll never understand how it was never found. That vanishing limb also put me off eating bread for a long time.

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you know people really underestimate how hot Sir Keir can look with just a little bit of Photoshop and AI assist and chiaroscuro, he really could be a Jilly Cooper hunk 😍🌹

touching, linking arms, holding arms, hugging, they're all sending messages about how close they are to each other.

it's what we've all been fearing

If you want to skip Christmas this year and get back to the Sir Keir's Britain grindset, why not try this delicious Christmas Dinner Smoothie by Shunt? It contains bone marrow, which aids focus and raises testosterone, giving you that alpha dawg look.

the depressing effect of Long Corbyn again starkly evident here 🌹

show me how your 2025 went

BREAKING 🚨 Sir Keir Starmer amazes world by revealing he is the first successful human test subject of a Tesla neural implant.

I love squirrels

mizzy has been brutally misgendered by an influential commentator

Listen up scum! from this height you all look the same to me! Vote Labour🌹

genuinely woke myself up at 3 in the morning having a nightmare that I was in the Epstein mansion

undefeated

looking increasingly like a potential PR disaster for the FIFA Peace Prize

chillin

Ian! No!!! I cannot support hate - Please stop this! I know this isn't your heart! 🌹

puff, we're shooooooowwwww pigs

it's like someone directly extracted from my mind the images I conjured as i read the book, I love it 😍

no one apparently has any problems plastering swastikas over Russian iconography and leadership, in spite of the fact the over 13 million Russian civilians were killed in WW2, always interesting whose feelings are sacrosanct, whose are irrelevant

Solidarity with the hunger strikers. It is an egregious violation for them to be held on remand - without trial or conviction. All for protesting against a genocide. Shameful.

Hi Jukiette thanknyou for your article on Viktoriia Roshchyna and spreading that news. will you do the same for the hunger strikers in UK prisons arrested for opposing the genocide in Gaza? www.theguardian.com/profile/juli...

I'll think you'll find this is what grown-up politics is all about - you have to talk and listen to everyone! - especially the people who hate you and think your life is worth fundamentally less than their own! That's democracy! that's what it means to be sensible! you have to coddle fasicsts! 💅🌹

Tomorrow's front page 📰 'The UK is letting these people die'

UK journalists = people who like Tarantino personally but think his films are pretentious & inaccessible high art

Yesterday, I visited my constituent, Amu Gib, who has been detained in HMP Bronzefield without trial since July. Amu is now on Day 39 of their hunger strike, yet there is complete silence across our mainstream media. This is an emergency. They must be granted bail, now.

Himmler: if this is the only Lebensraum available I'm going back to the pig farm

can't help but feel today they're deleting real humans from ads in preparation for tomorrow deleting real humans from the streets - they want 'The Peripheral' to be real

My thread earlier focused on the discussion re. FWS - but I just want to draw this out really explicitly: The press absolutely monstered Dr Beth Upton in the most appalling way – only for the Tribunal to find that Beth had done nothing wrong, but that Sandie Peggie had harassed her.

wow this thing is still going

Hadley Freeman you're gonna have to prize my meds out of my cold dead... ooh! squirrel!!!

this is fucking brilliant by Sir Keir - I love it when he gives the lefties a kicking - the Red Wall is coming home. The entitled poor have it easy for too long - on yer bike says Labour, WINNING! 🌹🇬🇧

and they have fingers which accuse you of the double way of shame at first you did not love enough and afterwards you loved too much and you lacked the confidence to choose and you have only yourself to blame

Poll Tax Riots 2.0 incoming

Said it at the time and still believe if Corbyn had unilaterally promised in 2019 election debate to swap Prince Andrew for the US diplomat who killed this poor kid it might have tipped the election www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The fish rots from the head. Reeves is damaging our Labour brand - whatever the rights and wrongs of this affair, and with a heavy heart, nonetheless, she's got to go - or we may lose #fiscalconfidence. 🌹

it's Advent Calendar time; let's have a advent

Negging the Nobel Prize committee

Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!

It’s important to understand that all of these people knew very well special forces were committing horrifying war crimes in Afghanistan and the most important people among them continued to sign the orders authorising new operations. The law will not save us, here. Political will might.

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Taff Goose is tactically naive

going to become a petty criminal who exclusively steals hubcaps from food delivery robots