Somehow, the Elvenking has gone from reprimanding him over stolen wine from barrels, to giving him the same wine as a gift… Trying to think of how it’s come to this point would only give Bard a headache. Or, that might be the wine…

Ignoring his children’s stares.

Finding…places to hang new elven tapestries.

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A low whistle…

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Mumbling, “He’s given us those fancy elf horses, too…” Bard still remembers the odd look the Elvenprince gave him as he handed those off to him. Probably unused to diplomatic exchanges…it was doubtful the dwarves were ever given elven ponies.

A barrage of gifts left to him by the Elvenking… Bard coughs very discreetly as his children stare at the elves who have brought said gifts, and does not look back at Sigrid when her eyes turn to him. This was very…diplomatic. “My lord Thranduil is very kind. This will help—our people. Much.”

“I can attest to man’s sight not being much better here…”

// NO IM JUST THE ONE BEING CALLED SHORT

// flashbacks

// EVERYONE ELSE IS SHORTER HERE

// IM ONE OF THE TALLEST ONES

// i would be elf🥺

// i still remember being told i have the energy of a much shorter person… what does that mean😟

// everyone forgetting im 5’7 sniff

// im at sixflags today🥺 not sure how active i can be

The barge made its way up the Forest River… Though, it lugged no barrels this night. Just a meeting…diplomacy was important. Especially with the Woodland Realm.

Bard’s put his children to bed after they’ve had a good supper… They would need to be settled for the night. Diplomatic matters take quite a while after all… He wouldn’t want to have to worry about them.

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Two chalices of his favorite southern vintage set out for him & his guest .. It was a matter of keeping peace between the people of Lake-Town & the elves of Mirkwood.

Shame…those’ll have to come off. And be replaced by new, overly adorned robes of course.

Ah… that was the Dorwinion…

Purely business. And nothing funny about it.

Far be it from me to question where the King of the Woodland Realm wishes to discuss matters of wine and hobbits. It’ll only be a private discussion…

The Elvenking’s quarters under moonlight… Well…I will not disappoint.

… No. No I would not, my lord Thranduil. Privately it is.

Privately…?

No. No words. I said nothing…

What?

I let that hobbit go free for no reason, I see…

𝙸 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛.

The man sent a very tired look down at the hobbit, arms crossing over his chest. He was reminded vaguely of his children… “It seems 𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 left you in Lake Town. In my barge…”

"I traverse waters no one else will in the hopes of changing the future for the better."

cold be travelers far from home, they do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead. rp/parody account for gollum from the lord of the rings. written by hallion. admin is 21+. MDNI may primarily be crack!!

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// i want legolas to get in trouble for losing gollum

@thebargeman.bsky.social “Bit strange for a Man. Very dedicated to his job.”

Seeing the drunken-from barrel.

If Bard stood a little stiffer…it would only be noticed due to the keener perception of the elves. For the hobbit’s sake, he hoped he’d run off quickly enough. “I am not a fool of a man who would keep the great Elvenking from inspecting his wine.” A wide gesture with his arm towards the barrels,—

// spookys making me giggle

“Well, you knew it wasn’t 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴.” He plopped the hobbit down on the wooden floor of the barge, going and closing the barrel of wine as it should be. “For both our sake, let us hope the elves are not too 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘯-𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘥 this day.”

// Pippin dont get him in trouble

“You’ll find no disappointment here, only I hope nothing ill has come of Galion.” The elven soldiers Bard gave a sidelong glance, and a faint dip of his head. As the Elvenking came to inspect his barge, the man straightened, though his face revealed nothing of guilt nor implication. That hobbit—