My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Providence once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 50 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best damn pizza l'd ever had.

Someone is gonna make this happen now 😅

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“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?” “We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”

The Problem Child defeats Iron Mike Tyson in a stunning victory. Love him or hate him, Jake just cemented his place in boxing history! Your thoughts on the fight? 👀 #PaulVsTyson #Boxing

🔥 Up Next! 🔥 The moment we’ve all been waiting for… Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson is about to go down! #PaulVsTyson #FightNight

🤯 Controversy Alert! 🤯 Katie Taylor wins in a highly questionable decision over Amanda Serrano. Many fans and analysts agree Serrano dominated the fight and got ROBBED by the judges. What’s your take? #TaylorSerrano #Boxing #Robbery

💰🔥 High Stakes Alert! Katie Taylor & Jake Paul bet their ENTIRE purses on the Tyson-Paul fight! Taylor’s confident Iron Mike gets the W. Who’s walking away broke tonight? 🥊💥 #PaulVsTyson #KatieTaylor #BoxingDrama

🥊🔥 WHO YOU GOT? 🔥🥊 🤔 The Problem Child: Younger, hungry, and ready to shock the world. 🦍 Iron Mike: The legend, the powerhouse, and still a menace in the ring. Drop your picks below! ⬇️ 🟦 Jake Paul 🟥 Mike Tyson #PaulVsTyson #Boxing #FightNight

Tonight, Jake Paul faces boxing legend Mike Tyson in an eight-round bout at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. The event streams live on Netflix at 8 p.m. ET. Don't miss this historic night of boxing! 🥊 #PaulVsTyson #Boxing #FightNight

🚨 Eagles take a wild one! 🚨 Saquon Barkley (146 yds, 2 TDs) & Jalen Hurts (go-ahead TD after a scary hit) lead Philly to a gritty 26-18 win over Washington. Eagles (8-2) in NFC East lead with their 6th straight win! Reed Blankenship INT seals it. Barkley rushing leader (1,137 yds) #FlyEaglesFly #NFL