Do you like oyster crackers for fun, or only when you’re feeling sick?

🧠Learning piano🎹 is pmo 🤬I just started using a 🎵METRONOME🎶 and I’m feeling 🫶💔🤮 like I’m gonna 💥🤯 die 🎲but then I get it and I’m like 😂🤣💘☺️😆🤷‍♀️

The girls schedule girls nights and the boys schedule play dates 💘

Instead of watching the state of the union (2026), watch Idiocracy (2006) because they are the same thing.

I usually h8 when grocery store employees talk to me bc I know they’re told to do that and are being watched by their boss babies. Today every single coop employee said hi to me, and I felt like a local celeb, & I said hi back because I know and like all of them! What a world.

The women’s hockey players that are mic’d up 💯❣️

Look out world, I parted my hair the other way !!

I’m still thinking about wuthering heights tbh

Jinkx monsoon is my role model

Teaching myself piano makes me: Happy Angry Frustrated Like a cool kid Like a stupid idiot

“I need a hair tie, what’s that in your wrist? Can I use that?” “No. This is Maggie’s umbilical chord.”

Nothing like a little weekend debrief with the love of your life to confirm that yes. they are the love of your life.

If you play the piano? That’s hot.

Is capitalism in other countries also ruining people’s lives and pure evil?? Obviously in the US it’s fucked but like did we just do it wrong? Is there a right way to do capitalism or should we just try something else for a little bit??

Mediocre men will not be tolerated ✅

Made a bunch of super cute valentines presents and didn’t take a single picture of one. 😔

12th house stellium tao loving bitch here- Carl Jung didn’t “invent” the idea of collective unconsciousness that was Laozi in the 4th century BCE (aprox 6th-3rd bce) That’s ancient knowledge babe! I don’t trust white men who wrote a book juuust because they wrote a book ya know? And I’m not wrong.

Rip to doechii my bisexual queen welcome to doechii lesbian mother

I think I like lib as much as I do because I looovveee to be a hater and I just can’t do that irl.. all of the people I’m around are precious angels so it really just scratches that h8r itch for me

I love trying a new skill and getting the hang of it immediately 😲❣️

Got myself new slippers!! Baby’s first slippers!! (My bear feet don’t count) I’m walking on a cloud in my home in my nightgown after a hot shower… MAXIMUM coziness.

Watching wicked makes me feel better (and singing along)

I wanna see someone make a remake of a movie that just came out. Like they saw a movie premiere and immediately gets started on a better version that comes out in like a year or however long it takes lol

My retired art history professor has the best fb posts. Mr. O is his cat 💕 I had to share

The little 20 questions robot was the original ai

Not me looking up flights to Ireland that I can’t afford while having an expired passport 😤

Balance your consumption with creation. For as much as you are taking in, you gotta put something out. You don’t need to post about it for it to be real!

And when my neighbor🏠 pulls out the leaf 🍃 blower💨 to blow the DUST ⚛️of snow ❄️into the road and then decides to do the whole 🚶‍♀️BLOCK? 😤I’m mad. Thats sound 🏭pollution. And the sun 🌞melts that dust 🏝️in no time bb gpa just 🛑stop!!

Bluesky updated and now the butterfly is white?? Is it because it’s winter so it’s like a cute snowy butterfly? I will investigate and continue my research in the spring.

I think I’m done with tiktok 💁‍♀️

He wears diapers, which like no hate to the diaper community, but I heard people have to change his diaper and he smells bad too…. And you know why he has to wear one?? ✨TW ✨Google it

Dreamt about a chubby baby cyclops in a snowsuit

Rolling meatballs at nighttime, rolling cookies in the morning

I miss precedented times

Decided to grow my bangs out!!

The people who made Coraline are making Wildwood!! My top fave books (trilogy) written by Colin Meloy and Carson Ellis (the decemberists 🤍) will the decemberists have any music in the movie??????? Hopefully. I’ll probably cry.. are they making the trilogy into one movie tho or…???

Too many pedos to be posting ur kids on the internet! Get a good old fashioned baby book and print ur photos like the olden days

Super soaking ice agents in 4° weather?? Genius. Let the fuckers freeze

Emotional support lactaid in my pocket

These tiktok hallmark movies in 56 parts are ruining my fyp but I also can’t look away

Your apparition passes through me in the willows and five red hens you’ll never see us again Brb crying to Sufjan Willows out my front window and five redheaded ‘little chickens’ (she would call us) surrounding her as she goes Death with Dignity

Okay maybe I’m a psychopath or maybe I’m a monk, but working on art in complete silence is top tier.

Been sick for the past week, sick of all the BULLSHIT but I also have a cold…

The stores are out of salt for ice because the salt factory has a broken part Meanwhile ice is taking over the country So I guess….. we throw alternatives to salt at them Like sand or kitty litter or beet juice Spring is coming and ice will melt

Changed from my pjs into new pjs, it’s that kind of day and I’m cozy and gonna make some hot chocolate so there

Donald almost every time I log onto the internet I am reminded of your scum. I am angry.

Bodies are not static ~they move ~and change ~and grow ~let them!

A gay hockey show has me weeeeping 2026 plz bring me more of this

2026 no sharts

Weird how you spend so much time with people and they don’t have dreams hay overlap with yours