I love normal things a normal amount

Friend

Stopped taking stablizing meds to save money but there has been an increase in shopping sprees so it's been +-0 on money saved

It's her birthday say happy birthday 🫵 or get the knife 🔪

One of my jobs is being a personal assistant and one client has 5 hour down time assistance shifts which she wants to spend by bussing and walking around the city & as someone who has to pee every 2 hours i almost perish every time bc we just be hopping busses for hours straight

Hey sorry i can't hang out rn i gotta rewrite this number 5 on my sudoku until it looks perfect or all my electronics will catch on fire

Sometimes u just gotta free bleed into the toilet bowl to feel better u know

ALL THIS WAITING FOR TOMODATCHI AND NOW I CANT THINK OF ANY CHARACTERS

I love stacking up misery by increasing my caffeine intake by at least 3x whenever i'm already about to emotionally and physically crash out so i can do it more jittery and anxious

Girl whatever

Two more days until tomodatchi we can do this

People oughta say skank more often i feel like it's dying out a little

Day 11 of not improving myself

Bought one of those Paper like feel screen protectors for my ipad and this thing is a sensory nightmare

Damn bro i just been informed that my main income job is ending soon by the property manager coming in to take pics of the space for new interested businessess

Yall mind if i scream

So how many times does one gotta go through ed therapy for it to u know. Work. You'd think the third time did it but i'm nothing if not stubborn

I have seen a candid picture of me smiling, i will never be doing that again

Life is abt finding new things to get in debt over

Arrived at the party one hour late, not dressed on theme and about to eat a bowl of chips

Just had an AI goddamn interview

Sunfish are my favorite creatures

Once a guy was tryna neg me and said my nintendo Mii was ugly and i've never blocked someone so fast

I need a new fandom to get obsessed with

I'm an artist you see pt 2

I'm an artist you see

Customer asked if i'm straight outta highschool (derogatory bc she thought i was too young dumb and inexperienced for the job) but ma'am me and my budding crows feet will use this as an ego boost

Why do i keep putting myself in these situations man

I think i would know if i was made entirely out of rodents but would i rly

Once again trying to make friends with the normies and they have named the gc 'powerpuff girls' bc we will be going to gym and working out together. Who is 'we' samantha. Do not speak for me

🗿pinata in the making

I have gotten myself hooked on tomodachi life and the demo ended 🥀 dr house, miku and jennifer coolidge will have to wait until next month

Thinking bout that time at 11 when i sat on my bed holding my dear lil hamster named hamster and chatted with a cop abt school while drug dogs went thru the house, thems sure were diff times

Woke up one morning and didn't do winged eyeliner for a whole year & i feel like i lost a prime time in my life that i'm never getting back

Not to brag, but they're going to keep my resume on file. 💅

Women only want one thing and it's an XXL reptile enclosure with a waterproof base, doors with an integrated locking mechanism and a mesh top with holes for wires

La creatura

I could do great things in life but i don't want to

Damn i went to touch grass and forgot to come back in

Early bday present lego creature

I am sorry for who i was when my hair was dirty

Had a bad old time getting up in the morning for travel but then had a great old time doing a 5 hour dnd session but then on the way back my tire blew out with 130km to go and then 2 good samaritans stopped and helped with everything so it's been a high - low - high - low cortisol day

It's a canon event to snoop throught your highschool bullies socials and find out they are nurses now

Shaking n sweating from eating too much candy and i will not learn from this