My google history is just full of words im too unc to understand

Please recommend a song to me i need something new. My neighbors r probably bored of my list by now

That's it bro i'm casting self love on you

You can never catch me having AI psychosis i prefer to do it the natural way like god intended

Lord do not give me strenght for i will not use it for good

Casting fire bolt is cute but have you concidered casting the feeling of having an ant in your ear

Abt to get myself into a fourth 0 hour job agreement

Horseshoe theory posits that, despite their many obvious differences, humans and horses have one unusual thing in common: shoes

He doesn't know im about to eat an orange and ruin his whole day

Lord help me for i have lost the plot

Just bought one of em old skool vans backbags and immediately got called edgy lmao time to return it

I bet all these so called world leaders don't even know how to do the rasputin dance

Had to have cv pics taken n i'm forever traumatized

My favorite kikuo song just sent me straight into fight or flight response

Also. Idk

Day 1000000 of singing Should i open or should i keep it sealed

It would be totally rad if my brain let me sleep even if there is something happening the next day

Reject modernity embrace tradition (political assasinations)

welcome to nothing burger. I cannot take your order

Wish i could drop my tits like geckos drop their tails when they get scared

Just me an my busted up ~15 yr old hair straightener against the world

Sometimes i think he chills too hard

Gather around let's lift this rock and stare at all the pill bugs

These meds ain't doing anything *quits them* ohh. Oh shit

Did i even exist in 2016

I should be permitted to stab out anyones eyes who stares at me for more than 5 seconds

Ok i have now checked 15 times that the music is in fact coming from my headphones and not the phone but what if

I would be wise if i wasn't so fucking dumb

All billioners give me your money and then die challenge

Protected my peace too hard now i just don't talk to ppl

Hey r u okay

Aw shit cat fortune of the day Your plant is dying. So are you. We all decay sooner or later. Drink more water

I am rejoicing with the boys in the gay way

I always get so mad when i speak horrid english at work cause i only speak eng at home so i should be great at it u know? But my eng at home is just caveman level sentences with loud noises and elaborate hand signs and that doesn't work well in a workplace setting i fear

Does anyone want this thing it keeps biting me unprompted

My cats loved this one food so i bought 48 goddamn cans of it and now they would rather starve than eat it

Should i become more bitter. As a joke

The wisdom is stored in the tits

i should’ve acted worse in so many situations

I'm gonna need you all to post more btw

Do not ask for whomst the pussy quaketh

Bought My winter car cause suffering with my own one isn't enough apparently

If you're sad today, don't worry. You'll be sad tomorrow too

Hate it when other people find my favorite old people on social media like Thats my emotional support granny get out

Got up and immediately pulled a muscle in my neck, it's over for me. Just dig my grave already

Ur all just funny little guys on my phone screen

What are you supposed to call posts in here? I've read bleet a few times and i'm still enraged about it