Asking for advice on what to do while in NYC and EVERYONE has given the same Non-advice of: You’ll figure it out once you get there

Quote this with your reaction to being Left Behind during the Rapture

lol ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Imaginary Players Hello Bodega Baddie Pick it Up

Rewatching Buffy Anya Aud Anyanka Jenkins Harris just made her debut Season 3 Episode 9

Shocking no one at all.

Finding out Zac Posen is the Creative Director of Gap/Old Navy explains A LOT

On that note! I would purify my office after a sewage leak with a random candle I had In my bag

My Candle Jar Cleaning hack works! I no longer need to buy more pretty glass vessels!

@chicagocta.bsky.social truly hates their customers. No redline service at 7 AM No communication from Staff Riding 7 stops north just to go south

Rewatching Traitors UK Season 1 The casting was top tier

Perfect intro to fall this morning

Happy to report my Suit still fits!

Just bought 200$ worth of fragrance oils for candles 🥰

I will always hard SKIP Lincolns execution on #The100 that shit was so fucked up

Finding out Clarke and Bellamy ended up falling in love snd getting married in IRL makes me adore #THE100 even more

Everywhere!

You too? Me too! Still can’t delete that god awful album apple forced on all of us, as if

Rewatching #ANTM Nicole vs Bree reminds me of The Vixen vs Everyone else

Wearing gym shoes in public because it rained. Call the Fashion Police 😭

ANTM is a really fucked up show.

Lime Bae

Stephanie is EXACTLY what #RHOM needed. Matching Alexia’s crazy antics toe-to-toe

Telling somebodies kids: This is Mount Rushmore

Quentin Quire how Ive never liked you but bro do you make me laugh every now and then #XSpoilers

I would buy Issa Rae tickets out of excitement while already having tickets to see Kali Uchis the same night 🥲

Totally normal 4 cops 1 green line train Brb

Just turning off sharing of location to friends doesn’t stop insta from having your location itself. You gotta turn that off in your phone settings.

Its been a while since I last grabbed drinks with co-workers but today felt just right. A mixed bag of corporate odd balls

If you share your location on the Instagram map like… that’s psycho behavior. You’re a psycho. Psychotic.

TOGETHER was such a fun Allison Brie movie but also a great Dave Franco thigh showcase

Uncanny X-men has got me giggling on this delayed hot ass train #XSpoilers

@chicagocta.bsky.social out here playing with my emotions and a heat stroke. 20 minute delay for Northbound Red Line trains during rush hour because of a STOOPID baseball game

The way Instagram/Meta are out of touch over what people really want is wild AF Maps as if 🤣

To be a Chicagoan is to Complain about every season and Long for every other season

My litto Cover Girl

The Twins on Project Runway are a chop

Vanessa ‘catch these hands’ Kirby was a Dom Top and bodied that role

I will specifically stop shopping online the moment I have to order something via Shopify The way I detest that service

My Inner-Saboteur has been working overtime lately

No, thanks .

I Know What You Did Last Summer Iykyk

Vet Visit - 536$ Vet X-ray - 310 +80$ Needing her to be healthy - COSTS EVERYTHING & the kitchen sink

Thankful that I kept up with my LSA work BS this year. That 500$ payout just covered an emergency Vet Visit

Rig-a-Morris Kerri Colby ate that lip sync

@paramountplusbr.bsky.social Go FUCK yourselves.

Someone leak the Epstein client list and give it to her STAT

Bad Bunny out here bringing back toe rings in ALAMBRE PúA

Noah’s Arc dropping Almodovar films into my brain at an early age via Wilson Cruz’s character

With-fucking-hold all the funds.