Jesus. Fucking. Christ. This kid wants to get out of detention in time for his school spelling bee. What the fuck are we doing.

glad i opted to start with Louisville v. Duke bc if we'd watched Texas v South first, the result of the ACC championship would have been spoiled — and this game isn't anywhere near as fun! (unless you're rooting for Texas)

finally catching up on yesterday's championship games, starting with #louisville v #duke WHAT A GAME. what a kara lawson signature win: 4 timeouts left w/under 2 minutes to go & you're losing, but cool as a cucumber. they trusted each other the whole way. awesome game from Louisville, too. #ncaaw

dawn agrees with me!! #ncaaw #pointgawd

19 losses to South Carolina in a row is quite something for LSU

Question: why would anyone come to the World Cup here? @fifa that “peace prize” isn’t aging too great huh 🏆

#Unrivaled #WNBA

happy for the vanderbilt fans getting a much needed push of dopamine

vanderbilt showing signs of life

Vanderbilt has not held onto rebounds.

hope coach ralph really said something worth getting ejected did she already have a T?

how they calling this on Blakes? i don't blame shea ralph for losing it #ncaaw

so... can vanderbilt flush that spectacularly bad first half?

one of those "everything that can go wrong will go wrong" games for vandy so far they'll figure at least some of this out in the 2nd half.

the 3rd foul is bad, but i actually think it's not the worst thing for Blakes to have to watch a few minutes of this game from the bench catch her breath, let her mind catch up w/what's happened.

i don't want to count anyone out especially not mikayla blakes but vanderbilt is really make this hard on themselves. #ncaaw

bet myself ESPN would headline this arrest and mention Unrivaled even tho ESPN has said approximately zero (as far as I've seen) about Unrivaled all season won the bet

Related to this (terrifying) topic, @intifada.bsky.social did an episode last year on Meir Kahane, Kahanists rising to power in the Knesset, and how Kahanists have infiltrated local Democratic politics throughout the U.S. electronicintifada.net/blogs/asa-wi...

Dollars spent don't capture the human cost of this war, but the dollars spent represent a stark choice. "Priced at around $2.2 million, a single Tomahawk missile could cover 775 children on Medicaid for a year or provide more than 3,600 children with meals in the National School Lunch Program."

war crimes on war crimes on war crimes

update: it was great

Excited that Ruth Wilson Gilmore is giving a talk in my city tonight!

"ICE presence has expanded across Minnesota, especially in the past three weeks. Funds will be distributed between metro-area and greater Minnesota rent relief." Another rent relief effort, this one from MN organization Voices for Racial Justice:

wish that game hadn't ended on a foul shot but i thought the #unrivaled finals (& semifinals) were awesome. i was riveted.

breeze showed their youth down the stretch & let the vets take that one. thought some minutes for courtney williams might have helped; but arike, stewie, & lan had some magic. well done #MistBC. #unrivaled

arike ogunbowale!!!

"A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan & Pres. Donald Trump was 'anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon & mark his return to Earth,' according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer."

“Many of their commanders are especially delighted with how graphic this battle will be zeroing in on how bloody all of this must become in order to fulfill and be in 100% accordance with fundamentalist Christian end of the world eschatology.”

Truly dystopic. "we are witnessing the fullest expression of the most inhumane weapons of the century: Autonomous bombs and missiles. Their “autonomy” refers to fact that humans need not be in the loop in any meaningful way when deciding where to target or whether to launch such weapons."

"...more than anything, we in the U.S. need to reckon with the fact that so much of our state wealth, capacity, and technology goes toward burying children in rubble."

Anthropic: We lost a contract because we refuse to build Skynet. OpenAI: We'll do it

30 years. This video should be on every network.

catching up on Michigan vs Ohio State in the SEC there would not be foul trouble in this game lol #ncaaw

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Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Chelsea Gray does enough!!!! She's unreal for #unrivaled

so nice angel is back!!! #unrivaled

"successful challenge" ahahaha

This not getting overturned... #unrivaled

oh slim that would have been sick if you'd hit that trey #unrivaled

chelsea gray is just unguardable. unguardable!!!!!! #unrivaled

i just love watching jackie young play basketball #unrivaled

that is atrocious ...so BBC was like, this will be a high traffic story, let's just let it roll?

i have not gotten to see #LacesBC play enough -- brittney sykes!!!! #unrivaled

that game was like staring at the ocean on a grey day when the sea and the sky are basically the same color #unrivaled

In #Unrivaled if you find a mismatch you can exploit, you can just do it OVER and OVER and OVER and then it's game over.

Aziaha!!! On fire like her draft fit #unrivaled

I CAN #MikaylaBlakes shop.vucommodores.com/unisex-gamed...

Interesting for Kentucky, bc Kentucky is RIGHT THERE w/Vanderbilt...and it's hard to beat a team 3 times in a row. Reasons to be excited for their tournament matchup (s) #NCAAW