. @andyrichter.co dance was awesome #DWTS

Happy birthday Fox Mulder!

Your timeline has been blessed by this cat

The cat is asleep on my lap. Am I going to die here?

Google ai seems to think “A few small beers” is from Sicario

Oh hell yes

I read that this turd Curtis wants to leave the country. To that I say, Bye Felicia!

Frankenberry cereal: the midnight snack of champions

lol Bad Bunny showing up as the Hot Dad at the parent teacher conference… 🪭

iPhone 17 pro zoom is the shiznet

I dunno I feel like Tom Cruise *can* be a great actor. Like in Collateral. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Look at those glorious muttonchops

Kimmel briefly preempted in Detroit to announce the Michigan government shutdown

Commander in Cheeseburger 😂🤣

Do all dictatorships start off this stupid?

It’s too nice of a day outside for the coocoo birds to be coocoo-birding.

Staycations : highly recommend

The Long Walk was fantastic. Just like I remember it in the book. Or pretty much (it’s been 20+ years since I’ve read this)

Tyrion says hello

Restarted my Disney Plus.

You guys. I don’t think Corey Feldman is gonna win dancing with the Stars. But I’m gonna vote for him anyways. 🕺🏻

Lions 🦁💙🤍

Take the wins where you can get ‘em.

W00t my show is back!

🐯

Fam. It is time for the Halloween baked goods

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie.

I should have bought this

Saw some cool Halloween cereals at the store, but I decided to go with the tried and true— Frankenerry

Random: I just learned that Chuck Grassley is 92 years old. lol I mean good on him I guess but damn. That’s old

If you have don’t want to cancel your Disney account, you can also do a pause. I just want them to bring back Kimmel!

Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...

Cereal box records! I forgot about these. I love that there’s a bunch of weirdos who collect cereal boxes. (I have a friend who designs for Kelloggs) #giftlinks www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/a...

I also voted for @andyrichter.co 🕺🏻

Am I the only big dork on here who is watching Dancing with the Stars? Can’t wait to see Cory Feldman.

On September 16, 2022, Pearl debuted in Canada and the United States. Here’s a drawing of Mia Goth!

So we just bombed another drug boat?

This looks like fun, but if you’re paying $500 for an old LL Bean tote bag, you’re an idiot. 😝 #giftlinks www.nytimes.com/2025/09/13/s...

The Pitt won Outstanding Drama Series at the #Emmys, and R. Scott Gemmill dedicated the award to healthcare workers: "Respect them. Protect them. Trust them.” 🏆 www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

a Very Important Story: www.wcnc.com/video/life/a...

I’m not much of a Walmart shopper, but when I do go there I find some sort of random awesomeness on clearance —

My cat says What up doe

This reminds me of Yoga Mama from @claymcleod.bsky.social ‘s book. Anyway, please stop with the YouTube wellness crap #giftlinks www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/o...

I miss the days when a great bit on the Tonight Show would end your political career.

Yes!!!! Konbini!!!! #giftlinks www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...

Spinal Tap is on Kimmel 🫶🏻

Had to explain to the young folks what a hooptie is