A giant question mark is posted up on his head. Due to the Yuanqi deteriorating his mental state, he has become… stupid? Slow? Special? That’s the best term to use. “Where? But I’ve always been around!”

Wangji! He chirps and skips over to link their arms. How long has it been hm? So so so long!

Strips naked with no hesitation and gets in, sitting his bare butt right on his “friend’s” lap. “Ahhhh~ so warm!”

He holds their linked pinkies up and nips at the other’s finger with a giggle. “Gotcha!”

The pouting halted and was instantly replaced with the biggest and happiest grin. He holds up his pinky. “Pinky swear! You’ll only play with me right?”

He gently rubs his face against the side of the sword’s face and then slowly drags his nose around and towards Yaoguai’s lips. He presses his body desperately against the other’s. Chenqing didn’t know why he feels so deeply. He didn’t understand what it was. —

“T-then… you have another best friend behind my back!”

Whispers in his ear. “Zhanzhan”

Oh, I see! Next time I’ll play with them then, master xi bo~

chenqing is here to the rescue! We shall play from dusk to dawn!

I need supervision? I think my vision is pretty good already though!

My master said he’s busy counting grains of rice! He’s been counting for hmmmm… a week now? He told me to go and play. But since I’m not playing right now, I can help!

Help? I’m good at helping!

He sniffles and hugs the other’s waist, looking up with wide beady eyes. “So you’d prefer the blood of some random demon? Is that what it is? Do they taste better than me?”

Jumps up in joy and hugs the other, squishing their cheeks together with a loud cry in happiness. [for the flute of the smartest being in the universe. He sure is as dumb as a rock]

Master calls me his “weird little masochistic flute” I think that means I’m helpful and willing to donate blood to my friend! 🥰 [For the smartest demon in hell, he sure has an awfully stupid flute]

Pouts and tugs on his sleeve, rocking himself side to side. “Zhanzhan pleeeeaseee~? Just a teeny tiny bite?”

I knew it! I have been calling you my best friend because I knew you actually did like me~ aren’t I so smart? [No]

It’s okay! He’s just a bit off putting when he’s hungry. I’ll feed him my blood so he can be less scary.

Oh no, Zhanzhan and I are just best friends~ very special friends~ [just as dense as Wei Wuxian]

I am made up of resentful energy. It’s how I roll.

Zhanzhan. You’re staring so intensely. Makes me think that you like me~

Even better. I love pain. It brings me immense joy and pleasure.

Licks his thumb and then uses it to rub the blood stain. “Aiya. You eat like a baby”

Zhan Zhan, are you hungry? My master is off limits but you can have some of mine. I’m full of yuan qi, you know~

? I have a boyfriend?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 斩妖怪 ⠀⠀ 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 ⠀

And to you as well, Wangji.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀All it took was a touch ⠀⠀⠀⠀to know of his longing. #mdzsrp ⠀⠀⠀⠀

I must admit that I look great with braids—thanks to Chenqing.