gets attention from someone new and goes hypomanic Cool cool cool cool cool

weaponizing Halloween to make boys wear cat ears and nya for me

things just keep happening... forever? bruh

being almost 30 & realizing that all of my hobbies are the same since I was 15 except add kpop to the mix 😭 I've only gotten dorkier 😭😭 guess I'm not growing up

Big fan of Ranma's three genders.

the one good thing about my exam being in Vancouver on a random wednesday morning

It's crazy how it costs $95 to leave this island one way in a car tf....

my pizza bosses sat me down for my 3 month end-of-probation raise and told me they got 50¢ for me Fifty fucking cents I laughed in their faces and asked if we were still in the 2010s because that must be a joke??? nope hahaha

is it normal to get cuteness aggression around kei trucks

they give out steroids at the gender doctor if you're missing the right hardware

so happy star trek invented gay people 58 years ago today <333

Since it's the anniversary of Amok Time, an episode that has given us so so much, have a possible alternate ending XD #StarTrek #AmokTime #Spirk

when you're such a good kitchen worker/baker that you got fired for being too depressed to come in but 2 years later they want you back despite that

there's a man at the gym with an open mug of water

following /r/anime weekly ratings almost made me miss out on mineralogy/geology CGDCT anime

downloaded a vocabulary app that gives me a diff word on a widget every few hours but it's fucking with me and just giving me penetrate every day and just gave me consummate

This is how it feels every day living that proship life online

went to a cafe to study and they're playing fucking clown music. why the fuck would I want to listen to the limbo song

when management at your min wage job is so scared of you quitting due to being fucked over due to being low staff that they buy you flowers instead of just hiring more people

started growing hair on the under side of my forearms and you really don't expect all that but I guess nothing is sacred from hair on T

I like this term for gender neutral bathrooms. every time I use it I tell myself that I am the universe

"you're from South Carolina but your name is Dakota? Your name should be Caroline" my middle name is Caroline actually 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

man I got nothing. a fella really be out here none maxing

i never thought the day would come where bulgarian split squats would get easy and i'd be excited to do them

treadmills being in kph is so infuriating like you gotta press the increase speed button forever to get fucking anywhere

ongoing inside joke at work about "docking" had a fig pizza special this week and I brought up "figging" but people aren't ready for that one skskksbdbshgs

full dose testosterone muscle hypertrophy from the gym is sick until it starts compressing your nerves in your forearms and you can't feel your hands

having no one book in at work is like GREAT I HAVE A DAY OFF and then I'm caught in the anxious purgatory of not feeling able to spend money because I'll have less income and then trapped in poverty anxiety & executive dysfunction when I should be resting

me reading through l*vecraft complete collection: I'm really not seeing much of the racism I've heard so much about me getting to Reanimator: oh... no............ thats.. yeah.........

royed week is keeping me fed god bless

more trans Ed for the soul #fma #fmab #fullmetalalchemist

what if I haven't been able to sleep for the last 3 weeks not because I changed my medication, but because I've been reading l*vecraft before bed

haven't been able to sleep more than 3 hrs a night in like 3 weeks someone release me from this hell

watched a trio of teenage boys race in front of me on the sidewalk while jumping and clapping their feet together like joyful leprechauns. felt like nature was healing

I love calling breast implants "augments" like we are finally in a real techno body modding society

guy at the gym went to stretch his quads and made the noise that Shrek made when Fiona pulled the arrow out of his ass

I've finally reached a point in gym training where my derby arm bands are feeling tighter. Finally

the server kids at work thought I was 22. ayy

i miss texas

my work crush is quitting next week and I've never been more devastated in my life

I dont trust a man in a baseball cap and long shorts to teach me a yt squat tutorial. i need a snatched blonde girlie in butt scrunch leggings and tree trunk thighs

the summer hikaru died is forbidden yaoi horror and i love it

a server played the kpop demon hunters soundtrack in the front during close while I played it in the back in the dishpit just for surround sound immersion

mom help can you pick me up? they're playing weezers red album at the gym

if no one else got me i know jeff rosenstock got me

me on full doses of T while also weighing more than I've ever weighed: just did 3 sets of 5 dips unassisted. I guess. After never being able to do more than 2 in a row in my best shape

I knew that testosterone made it easier for men to put on muscle but I didn't expect it to literally be excessively easy I'm mad for my past self and for all the nerfed women & estrogen people who are so strong despite it

the size of these paychecks are incomprehensibly disproportionate to the amount of grief I'm in working here

no one puts baby in the dishpit