Me: I need to lose weight Also me: whips up and fries a deletable plate of potato pancakes.

What are we doing this evening, Bob? We haven’t watch the Harry Potter movies in awhile?

Sh*t. The mail came *trudges back out to mailbox*

There’s a stretch of sidewalk between my house and the mailbox that’s technically my neighbor’s responsibly, but if I get out there first, I do it so I can get to the mailbox and because I’m a nice person.

I’M GETTING UP TO SHOVEL GOSH.

I shoulda baked cookies this afternoon. Maybe snowblower guy can be persuaded to sidle over here with that thing.

I should probably go scrape another layer of snow off the driveway. Today was supposed to be super fun and now I just have a headache and my back is gonna hurt all week…

Look, Enz- I’ve honestly never liked you but I’ve kept my mouth shut as you have astonishingly won things despite the team being a regular clusterf*ck, but you have one more hissy fit about the fans not supporting you enough - people showed up for the the match today which is more than you deserved.

So cozy and quiet in the house with the snow falling and… *neighbor powers up his snowblower*

Comms were saying that Burnely was the best supported club in England and there are loads of empty seats there. If you can’t sell out a stadium that size you are not the best supported…

WHOOOOOO FULHAM!

Oh hey Scottie Parker. 😘

An. Fulham match, Bob?

Got 2 miles from home and realized how stupid it was to be out. Came home and shoveled the first 2 inches off. Now I will take a nap and be cranky.

It is irresponsible to go out in this snow. BUT. I. WANNA.

Nice. 💙

League cup? I swear we went out of that already…?

Ugh. Am I going to the Indy 11 party? I bought my SUV because I hate driving in snow and I don’t mind going slow. I wanna go so bad…

GUUUUUUUSTOOOO!!!!

GOOOOOOOL PALMER

COME ON CHELSEA

Yes, Bob. Work out during the football. I know. I’m moving toward the loft.

No I don’t want to combine birthdays for your mom on the 19th and my mom on Jan 2. Get your head out of your ass and realize both women are not as young as they used to be.

Okay, Bob. Anything we need to run to Target for? Snow is imminent and we may be stuck here a couple days.

Oh, he made it!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK VAN DYKE!!!

Well, crap. I thought the snow was supposed to start about noon and I might be able to sneak out to my fun things but…

Damn, Onion. Y U gotta be so right??? The north road in my neighborhood is literally gravel about 6 houses down from me. We’ve been begging the city for 10 years to at least resurface it. So 3 years ago they came and completely dug up and repaved the south side - the one that was actually okay. 🙃

Bob, we have no DVDs from the library. Christmas is coming up.

Bestie and I went to see My Big Fat Greek Wedding in an empty theater and it was like an MST3K episode. We had a total blast.

Crap. Movie is over and cat is passed out on my rapidly falling asleep legs.

Honest to Bob could we bring back the sports/rom/com? The last good one might had have been Wimbledon and that was 20 years ago.

Just remember who said it first.

I’m in the mood to kick a little ass.

Win or lose I could just be your daughter.

The dad in this film was so messed up. Who buys a display case for something your kid hasn’t won yet?

Fairly certain I did my first tequila shot after watching this film…

WE SKATED OUR ASSES OFF OUT THERE.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Finger painting?

Toe pick!

Get him out of my building.

Temperamental? I can think of another word for it?

Those are figure skates, pal

But always coming the big B…what a bitch.

Honey, where I’m from, we stand for the national anthem.

I WANNA SEE YOUR ASS IN THE AIR

Rita? Lita? Anita! GITA!

Bob broke out “The Cutting Edge” DVD and that’s Friday night sorted.

Lucky wanted nothing to do with my salmon tonight. He’s doing so much better.

Guys, Dick Van Dyke turns 100 tomorrow. Say a quick prayer he makes it. I’m still not over Betty White going 3 weeks before her 100th.