ISTG Lucky knows I’m going away next week. He’s gotten so clingy and then alternately being a total butt.

*makes 100 copies to mail one each day*

Okay, well I’m never getting an apology so I suppose I’m just letting this go. Though I’m getting tired of letting stuff go. At some point I suppose I’ll have to face the reality of this relationship but I’m not in a fit state to be making life changes like that right now.

Bestie made me feel better. Now I have Bob and a mug of tea and my equilibrium is restored.

If your dog that has previously bitten me lunges at me when I walk in the door, I am not overreacting when I have a panic attack and have to leave. And if you think so then I will never be coming to your house again.

Second wasp. Lucky had been shuffled into the bathroom and Lola just got out the wasp spray. Where are you f*ckers coming from???

Lawd we got even @wfyi.bsky.social out here trying to stir up sh*t “SIX TSA AGENT IN INDIANAPOLIS QUIT”. If you go on to read the article, it’s out of TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY. A bigger percentage of teachers in my school quit this year. Calm. Down.

People having a fit about kids not being able to read analog clocks - if our society deteriorates to the place where we don’t have access to digital clocks any more, reading a clock is going to be the least of their worries.

Narrator: Lola got her win and a great night out with friends.

The neighbor just came to the door and Lucky ran and hid behind the TV. This cat is my soul mate.

Lucky was stalking a wasp on the screen door and I suddenly realized it was on the inside of the screen.

Daniel Radcliffe sneaking off to get it on with the mail carrier in the back of the mail truck may be the best thing ever to happen on film

Too many things in my kitchen crinkle like kitty treat bags.

My magnolia tree is me. Totally wrecked by recent events but still trying to bloom 🤍💚

Today was one of the best days I’ve had in months. ❤️💙

The students I had my first year of teaching are all turning 40 this year if you want to know why I’m feeling old today.

The windows are open and Lucky is not prepared for the summer outdoor noises.

Let’s see, women draw, men losing, I should be on track for an Eleven home open win!

*peers at scores, goes back to nap*

NBC has infomercials and then cross country skiing. Alrighty then.

Floors cleaned, yard fertilized, errands run, exercise done… I may be ready for a match nap.

Crap. I was thinking Chelsea would be on NBC today. Ah well. I’m sure it will just disappoint me anyway.

Arranging people for my mom to call in case of Lucky emergency. He’s going to be fine, but they may need help deciding if he needs the vet and getting him in a carrier.

Chels. Srsly.

Bob consulted with Lucky and he’ll allow being put up while I’m on my walk and has negotiated to sweep only under the furniture today and save the mopping for later.

Yes, Bob. The floor is actually filthy. I know. This is going to require shutting Lucky in his room for a couple hours this afternoon if we're going full, under the furniture clean. So...you get to tell him...

Oh the arrogance of someone doing well after the first round of the tournament... 😂

Dear 🍊🤡: Can you sort this crap? It was bad enough your were destroying the soul of this country, but now you've cost me over 60 grand in my retirement savings in the last month. You could not be making this country worse if that was your actual goal.

I'm oddly not bothered we're probs not winning the league this year.

YAAAAAAAASSSSS JO

Someone evict the band…

Asia Cup is over? So…Kerr will be back for the 1st????

COME ON CHELSEA

I know my life is in better order when I remember to watch the football 🤣

Nice quiet evening. Finished a puzzle and read my book. Now I'm going to bed early. I have fun plans for the whole weekend and it's 10 days and counting til my vacay. Life is good.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Dinner Bob? Pick a lean cuisines. No. I’m not turning the oven on for pizza.

When the friend you hadn’t realized got a divorce announces she’s engaged.

My parents didn’t text yesterday on their trip so Bob texted them. They didn’t get back to me until just now. I was about to send out the national guard.

Yes

I’m still in bed and need to leave in 20 minutes, and my phone is nearly dead but what the hell. It’s Friday.

Alright, today wasn't perfect but a lot of things to make me happy including a fun text interaction with my brother. I'm calling it a win.

“Mike was in the kitchen handing everyone printouts, and it was the first time we’d spoken since I told him ‘I think Duke’s going all the way’ this time last year,” LQR project manager Lee Zander said

S'okay, Howard. We all still love you. You got to dance.

Sheesh, Bob AND Lucky telling me I need to get to bed. Rude.

GOOD NIGHT TARHEELS

I LOVE ME SOME MARCH MADNESS

HELL YES

Lucky seriously just went to hide under the bed. No one warned the baby about March.

MISS