I’m on my second of four 14 hour prints and I don’t have the patience for this!

I feel like all the time I’m looking for some emoji that apparently doesn’t exist. Is this some weird form of the Mandela Effect?

I really wish everyone could be able to see their parents and their grandparents in the context of their own trauma. It’s freeing as fuck.

It appears my two speeds are insomniac project maniac and chronic illness induced borderline coma, no in-between. I should really get on to figuring out if I can get an actual diagnosis or help with this whole ADHD thing.

Top tip: If you ever want to annoy your cats, buy a xylophone.

There are so many lesbians in this Sam’s Club right now. It feels like Christmas.

“So Dilbert, Kirk Cameron, and a fat Ken doll walk into a bar…” Rest in piss Scott Adams. 🍻

Our connected devices that are always spying sure come up with some deep insights from me like: “George Washington come warm up my head.” That’s me talking to a stuffed cheetah named GW as I pile stuffed animals around my head because I fell asleep with the heater off and woke up freezing.

I’ve been too sick to do anything for a week and I hate it.

Man fuck GE Appliances, especially this rep who told on herself via email. Guaranteed I’ll never buy one of their products again. Good on the news for brining this to light.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

I’ve always thought I was absolutely horrible at texting but I’ve made a concerted effort to be better in 2026 and I’m starting to realize I’m only moderately worse than everybody else.

I don’t know what my wife is listening to in the shower but from the other room it sounds like The Bee Gees with the largest crash symbol imaginable.

I just found out the term for people in Buffalo is Buffalonians and that might be worse than Buffalo itself.

Such a shame it’s come to this. I always thought he was a good interviewer.

I think a delivery driver just heard me telling our cat how “‘tinky” my “poo poo” is. She’s very invested in my bowel movements. The cat, not the driver… but maybe? I was a delivery driver for years, I’ve heard worse tbh.

I’m forced to have to see this guitar I dearly want for a second day in a row because the open box amp head I ordered was DOA and I have to return it. It’s going to be tough, good thing I have no money. Also, it plays and feels ZERO percent different than my Player 1 Strat Limited Edition FSR.

I know all these corpos are salivating at the idea of replacing humans with these guys, but I’ve yet to work anywhere that would be willing to spend the money to repair and maintain devices anywhere near this complex.

I had a dream Lee Anderton told me I need to buy fewer guitars and practice more. Touché I guess.

Overheard a Gen Alpha kid say “Chi-raq” is the most dangerous city in the world earlier. I guess that’s where we’re at now.

Another terrible day in the land of terrible days I guess. Every time something like this happens I wonder how long we are from the scenarios in old Vietnam movies when randos are exploding themselves in crowds of the invading force.

Three way tie: “Forever” with Ioan Gruffudd and Judd Hirsch “Human Target” with Chi McBride and Jackie Earle Haley “The Good Guys” with Bradley Whitford and Colin Hanks

Watched about 3 minutes of the Nvidia keynote and boy was it vile. All the big money has hitched itself so firmly to AI that we’re stuck with it whether we like it or not. It’s not a bubble, it’s an atomic bomb that’s going to take us all with it.

Say what you want, but the man sure has a flair for making the first week of January awful.

First junkyard trip of the year!

It’s a good morning, snooker is on!

More to the point: have music videos been relevant in 25 years?

If American companies gave me anywhere near the same level of customer appreciation and personalized customer service I routinely get from random small Chinese companies I don’t know what I’d do with myself.

Almost time for my annual New Years Day tradition of going out and inspecting all our cars for celebratory gunshot damage.

ruin two bands by combining them: Slim Dusty Springfield

Just when you thought nobody could be more full of shit than the Soylent guy…

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Well, since the financial ship that brings me a ‘65 Princeton Reverb ain’t coming in anytime soon, I picked up one of these guys on sale. So far I like it, very much like my Spark GO but bigger. Hopefully I like it enough to move some other amps and cabs on. #guitar #bosskatana #katanagen3

I was with a friend buying a used NASCAR chassis from Petty Enterprises at the old shops with a friend and his hookup there told us anything we could use in the scrap metal dumpster we could keep. So we’re digging thru the dumpster and Richard Petty rolls up, pauses, gives us a wave, moves on.

Saturday night:

This has been a banner year for bands I like putting out overproduced stuff that ruins their sound or putting out something amazing and then breaking up.

@annihilatethisweek.bsky.social !!!

Had a major Goodwill score today. Can’t wait to get all our equipment in it.

My Sweetwater engineer tried to talk me out of preordering a synth because “it’s going to be a while before this comes in.” Bro, I understand how a preorder works. I’m beginning to think this guy doesn’t like me very much or is just on another level of terrible at his job.

This post was wildly popular for some reason. Maybe next I’ll tell y’all about the time when I had two almost identical cars because I got one for free but had only one set of tags and one starter between the two. Sometimes I feel like I’ve lived 10 lifetimes. What an insane youth I had lol.

I used to drive from SW Virginia to deep central PA, spend the day gutting a car, load up all the parts, and drive back in the same day. Now driving two hours each way to visit my in-laws in the same day wipes me out. Wtf happened to me?

Annual in-laws bathroom selfie. Tired as hell and have a two and a half hour drive back home tonight. Hair has passed waist length.

I know I’m getting old because I don’t recognize anyone on TV.

Randomly remembered the one time I got rear ended by a mildly intoxicated driver at a red light who begged me to not call the police because he was almost home and I graciously agreed because the car I was driving I had recently bought and it was unregistered and running tags from my other car.

The character Ellis from “Die Hard” is basically what I imagine Michael Bay is like all the time.

I leave the house so infrequently these days that I’ve only heard one Mariah Carey Christmas song this year and it’s not the one you think it is.

Do we realistically expect the AI bubble to pop? I’ve been waiting for the Tesla bubble to pop for more than a decade and the classic car speculation bubble to pop for 20 plus years and at most I’ve seen some minor deflation.

How do my cats have poops that stink this bad? It feels scientifically impossible.

The most unrealistic thing about Mad Max is that no one in Australia would call him Max. Everyone would call him Maxie or Rocko for sure.

This morning is giving me heavy “watching the Ringo Starr episodes of Shining Time Station” vibes.