Last thing I wrote is first-person POV from 9 different characters in the first 9 chapters, then third-person omniscient for the last five chapters. I hope it blows some people’s minds!

the more i learn about brooke slusser the more depressed i become. she had a trans panic response over a FRIENDSHIP

International women’s day is for both women and cisgender women

Erica if you're out there I bet you LOVE ChatGPT don't you babygirl?

Here's a new chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about teen girls boning and boozing in a basement! I'm a day late, sorry about that! Anyway, this time, Dorothy and Amelia come out of the closet and jump into the shower. Hijinks ensue. www.patreon.com/posts/trans-...

I don't wanna do genealogy on this Platner guy. I don't want to delve into the precise origins of his sketchy tattoo. I just think that the fact we're having these conversations means him being able to talk a good game about policies isn't a good enough reason to vote for him. Find someone else.

The part of this that bums me out the most is that people even need to be told these things are evil. news.vcu.edu/article/here...

New column! I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray.

[biggest loser in the world voice] warfighters

The sucky thing about joining a really active server of trans girls from all over the world is that if a war breaks out pretty much anywhere, friends of yours are in the war zone. Much love to my friends in the middle east spending their weekends in bomb shelters.

New chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about high school seniors boning in a basement, up now! In which Annette finds out Emily and Robin weren't just kidding, and all of them take a really long time in the bathroom. Read the free post at my Patreon now! www.patreon.com/posts/trans-...

Here's a misleading headline. Maybe it's safer to say Hegseth is after trans kids, but the truth is that he's mad at Scouting America for including girls of any kind. He wants it to go back to being just for boys -- no girls allowed. Like an 8 year old boy's clubhouse. apnews.com/article/scou...

The thin dew line, y’all. Your fave tactical flag could never.

The part Doug didnt mention: also lots of hardcore and metal! Hell yeah. Please enjoy this week’s column.

41 years after I got the tape for Christmas, I am still listening to Songs From The Big Chair by Tears For Fears on something like a weekly basis. And can you blame me? Literally every single song is incredible.

Still kind of amazed one of my stories got kicked off Scribblehub. I didn't think I was that transgressive!

New chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about high school seniors boozing and boning in a basement, is up now! This time, Ophelia lays down ground rules and Jane experiences a glorious failure to remain under control. Read the free post at my Patreon now! www.patreon.com/posts/150127...

Trans Girl Senior Sleepover has been deemed TOO HOT FOR SCRIBBLEHUB! Story has been taken down from the site, for reasons I'm sure have to do with prudery. Which seems crazy! 18 year old girls taking drugs and fucking in a basement? That's just normal human activity! WTF are y'all panicking about?

New column. Guess what? I’m still channeling my anger about the state of the world into my columns about music. Dont expect it to change. But hey, at least we can rock about it.

"hey guys, we ruined tech and bet the entire economy in this one thing so you have to love it, otherwise we ruined everything for nothing" < this is what ai evangelism is now

If any of you do this I swear I will haunt you.

Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

The new‪ chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about teen girls getting fucked up and fucking each other, is up now! This time, Natalie thinks she's finally gonna score with Grace -- until something no one expected happens. Clickbait enough for ya? www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

I just showed this to my wife and said “Is this more your experience or my experience?” And she laughed and said, “Both. More things your mom said, but more things my mom did.”

New column, in which I get political about Flock cameras (fuck em)… and talk about new local bands and hardcore matinees.

Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kC...

there are so many reasons to detest ai in and to vow to excise it from daily life like an abscessed tooth, but i think the most ominous is its end goal of mass surveillance and policing. at its core now it’s a tool of fascism. that’s not a cutesy cartoon of you that’s a carrot on a stick

Convinced Sara listed Prince to troll me. But anyway, five bands you can’t stand: 1. The Lumineers 2. Reggie and the Full Effect 3. Dave Matthews Band 4. No Doubt (not even Tragic Kingdom) 5. The Doobie Brothers

Y’all, Pat Finnerty was doing a livestream reacting to the toilet paper USA halftime show so I saw em both. Let me tell you, Bad Bunny’s show was always gonna be better than Kid Rock’s bullshit but then he did maybe the best superbowl halftime show ever? TPUSA look like fucking clowns right now.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "Please let me know your availability on the following dates.”

The new‪ chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about teen girls getting fucked up and fucking each other, is up now! This time, Robin's bold move in Truth Or Dare turns into her having the best sex of her life thus far. Get into the spirit: www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

I actually think this makes perfect sense, because her husband of 48 years looks way more like Trump than Newsom. Girl has a type.

Sissy Spacek came to the car dealership my dad was a manager at once, and I, a dumb teenager, was like "I know she's like in movies, but do I KNOW her?" I walked past her trying to figure out if I'd seen her in anything. She busted me looking at her and gave me this big sardonic smile. Sorry Sissy.

A column in which I complain about the snow way more than normally… but also way less than I wanted to.

Latest chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about teen girls getting fucked up and fucking each other, is up now! This time, in Emily's chapter, toes are getting sucked, asses are getting smacked, and scary/hot stories are being told. Enjoy: www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

What I learned from watching bodycam videos on youtube: no one’s more chickenshit than a cop. Most chickenshit motherfuckers on the planet.

Column! Some shows might get cancelled due to the weather but fingers crossed!

Charley Patton has been dead for 92 years and his music still has the power to knock me on my ass. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWst...

Latest chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about teen girls fucking each other, is up now! This time, Grace plays Truth or Dare and tells some crazy stories about being a trans teenager in Kentucky (knives are involved). Delve into the madness here: www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

Was literally just talking to a friend about how my current story in particular is exactly this sort of thing. Speaking of which...

Here you go folks -- a column full of entertainment options for the next week, assuming we don't all get snowed to death over the weekend!

Idea for a single use bsky account: (debatably) unintentional Goatse references. Someone else is gonna have to do it though, I don't have the energy.

copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand (\_/) (°-°) />🎷< bunny plays the sax

Anyone else still find themselves listening to Morrissey from time to time despite your qualms? And then find yourself wondering when you do, "Wait, was 'National Front Disco' actually a straightforward endorsement of the National Front and their politics, and not ironic at all?" What a bummer.

Can’t I ever read a romance novel about a woman who doesn’t have a super fancy house and a ton of disposable income? Who are these people and why doesn’t anyone write about the people who aren’t that rich?

Every famous person who starts aging and then gets plastic surgery looks weirder and worse than they would if they just let themselves age naturally. Its such a bummer.

Latest chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about teen girls fucking each other, is up now! This time, Amelia joins Dorothy for her own 7 minutes in heaven, which escalates quickly and leads to clothes being shed! Cute horniness awaits you at the link: www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

Doing my part in the psychic battle against the forces of evil here in the United States today by listening to BRUJERIA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kC...