Can’t I ever read a romance novel about a woman who doesn’t have a super fancy house and a ton of disposable income? Who are these people and why doesn’t anyone write about the people who aren’t that rich?

Every famous person who starts aging and then gets plastic surgery looks weirder and worse than they would if they just let themselves age naturally. Its such a bummer.

Latest chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story about teen girls fucking each other, is up now! This time, Amelia joins Dorothy for her own 7 minutes in heaven, which escalates quickly and leads to clothes being shed! Cute horniness awaits you at the link: www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

Doing my part in the psychic battle against the forces of evil here in the United States today by listening to BRUJERIA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kC...

Also, by the way, here’s a hot take: if you adopt a child and then give them back to the state before they turn 18, you are a failure as a parent. Fuck the circumstances, they don’t matter. You failed your child.

Calling it now: 2026 is the year of the bootlicker.

New column! Rock out!

The trans experience of having signed up for something over a year ago because you thought the government would have killed you by now but they haven't and now you have to do the thing you signed up for.

Heyyy I have another record review out today! Dig it.

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

Latest chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story/shitpost about teen girls getting fucked up and fucking each other, is up now! This is Ophelia's chapter, in which she drags Jane up to her room and has her way with her. Teeth and fluids aplenty await you: www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

The latest column is up at The Auricular. Hit it!

Hey, here’s a record review I wrote! Check it out.

I used the @katie.bzky.team guide to HRT in a doctor’s appointment to argue for switching me to injections, and going with valerate rather than cypionate. It worked! Starting shots in 2 weeks.

The latest chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my story/shitpost about teen girls getting fucked up and fucking each other, is up now! This is Dorothy's chapter, in which she gets 7 minutes in heaven with Ophelia... and doesn't really want it?!? Learn more: www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

Mine was The Headless Children by WASP. Feeling good about my life choices.

Forgot to post earlier but I’ve still got recommendations for the next 6 days. Hit it up!

Oh wow @ibreakit.bsky.social I found an article about Phoenix.

Lol I'm gonna be 50 in a month, OF COURSE my score is 20.

The latest chapter of Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, my shitpost of a story about teen girls getting drunk and playing horny party games, is up now! This is Jane's chapter, in which spin the bottle is played, and tucks need to be rearranged. Dig it. www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

RIP James Ransone, an actor whose work I have always loved. I hope he has found peace. youtu.be/-AUEsl0kMPQ?...

Explain your username: It’s my first, middle, and last name. Boom.

I forgot I still had stuff coming out this week! Here’s my column’s between-Xmas-&-New-Years edition. Happy holidays!

SOCK IT TO ME

Still can’t carve a turkey for shit. So much for being socialized male.

Why did you transition, wrong answers only Because that way I could suck girl cock without getting labeled a chaser.

very quick doodle because this post is giving me brainworms (positive) (wendy, left: she/her) (rosa, middle: it/its) (izzy, right: she/her)

A hockey fight set to “Feliz Navidad”? Sounds like a scene out of a sports movie directed by Martin Scorcese.

Chapter 1 of my new story, Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, is now on Scribblehub for free! This time we meet all 9 of the girls and see how their dynamic looks thru the eyes of Annette, who is maybe not as much of an outsider to the whole thing as she thinks she is. www.scribblehub.com/read/2053563...

Tired today, but I got this done.

Went to a hipster-fied Jewish deli today and heard a fucking Kanye West song over the PA while I was there. I was waiting for them to segue into Wagner’s “Ride Of the Valkyries.”

the kids are alright (wait for it)

Back on my bullshit with new-chapter-every-Friday serial smutposting! This is chapter 2 of my new project, Trans Girl Senior Sleepover, in which a bunch of 18 year olds do freaky shit with each other at a slumber party. $2 a month to my Patreon gets you new chapters! www.patreon.com/posts/trans-...

attention @ibreakit.bsky.social this is a specially designed cognitohazard just for you, because I love you soooo much. ;) <3

Heyyy here’s this week’s column! Rock out!

So Real ID has officially gone from being a travel ban on people whose identification isn't as straightforward as the government would like, to... a tax on said people. I guess I'm glad I'll be able to fly domestically now, but it's not like $45 is chump change for me. www.tsa.gov/news/press/r...

Journalists have made themselves our enemies.

New Femtanyl single sounds like Ministry circa 1990 but with a chaotic hardcore vocalist. In other words, I love it.

When I was a teenager, everyone's dad had a mustache. Now I'm about to turn 50 and everyone's teenage son has a mustache.

Put the plunger right back on the floor who gives a fuck.

So uh I got some wild ideas from a tumblr shitpost and am now writing a novel about horny teenage trans girls having a sleepover and playing spin the bottle and stuff. $2 a month to subscribe to my Patreon, or wait a few weeks and I'll start putting it up on S-Hub. www.patreon.com/posts/trans-...

My wife and I are on Altadena Bear Watch. Latest update: they cant get this guy to come out of some random dude’s basement. We’re rooting for the bear, tbh. That dude should just move.

Hey BBC — fuck you.

Hey y’all, my new column about local live music is up. This week starring Krampus!

This is fucked. I know it’s cool to hate on Sally Rooney but hot take: she’s very talented and I have liked all of her books. The fact that she’s a leftist writer who writes leftist characters is a strength of hers IMHO. Her being censored is appalling. Read her books while you still can.

"Santa Claus is coming to town" is a song about surveillance capitalism send skeet

The final chapter of It's A Living, my spicy sapphic rom-com about porn stars, is up now! It's six months later and the girls are having a lovely Christmas with the fam. Read the epilogue to this story now: www.scribblehub.com/read/1677311...

I talk about this regularly but one of the most fascinating things about watching police bodycam videos is the inevitable moment when the person getting arrested has to take a moment and tell the cops how much they respect them, and how they back the blue, etc… cops have cucked this entire country.

Man why you even got to do a thing