The Senile Clown will try to make sentences at 9 PM tonight… Isn’t that a little bit past the bed time of a clearly sun downing dementia patient? But no. They’ll roll him out at 9, all jacked up on Aricept and coke, and he’ll shit himself in public. Again. Because there’s no plan. At all.

Wow. 4 republicans just signed the ACA discharge petition. They will all be primaried. Not exactly the profile in courage I was hoping for but…. They know their constituents want it. Pretty simple.

Today, Trump mused aloud about how he still doesn’t understand what executive orders are for the 436th time. A memo to your staff doesn’t reclassify a drug for others, dipshit… That’s what legislators do. What a daft, senile clown. 🤡

Reminder: Stephen Miller only went into politics because he was too weak to strangle prostitutes. Facts.

Scenario 1: Racist, fascist hate clown shot in the neck, dies. FBI: $100,000 reward for intel., full weight of FBI brought to bear. Scenario 2: 2 decent human beings executed and 9 innocent people injured at Brown U. FBI: (while bumbling incompetently on purpose) Does $50K sound good?

This morning, Trump got bored so he decided to demonstrate that he has no idea what executive orders are. Again. They’re not for reclassifying drugs or crimes. That’s legislation. That’s … still not his job. What a fucking senile clown.

Megyn is big mad that Charlie Jerk didn’t get Time Magazines Person of the year award. 😂 She’ll have to settle for Out of Time’s Child Rapist of the Year award. Congrats, Charlie. I hope you enjoy being dead. We sure like it so far. 👍

“I was never on the island”, says the clown who was photographed and video taped thru dozens of trips to the island. “Hoax” he cries, “photoshop” he cries. He raped multiple children and just can’t bring himself to face the man in the mirror.

For the 900th time, EXECUTIVE ORDERS are INSTRUCTIONS FOR EXECUTIVE BRANCH EMPLOYEES ONLY. They are basically memos and instructions to his STAFF. They are NOT LAWS, and they do not allow Trump to tell ANYONE ELSE what to do/not do. STOP MAKING INACCURATE HEADLINES!!!!

Dumb dumb just demonstrated that he STILL doesn’t understand how executive orders work. He thinks he can use them to tell states what to do. 😂😂😂 STATES ARE NOT EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEES SO E.O.s DO NOT APPLY. Hopefully, one of his minions will be able to explain this basic concept to him!

Let’s look at the bright side: Maybe if 10s of 1000s of morons die of preventable measles… we can flip South Carolina blue! Let’s see how many more of them we can convince that vaccines are secretly bad!

Yesterday, Trump demonstrated that he has no idea that we get over 3,000 immigrants a year from Sweden, and over 1,000 a year from Norway. He has no idea. 😂😂😂😂. What a fucking senile clown.

It sounds like more than half of the Supreme Court is about to betray the constitution and their country again. So that’s exciting.

POTUS: “These brown US citizens are garbage!” Press Secretary, instead of not being a racist: “Amazing. An epic moment!” For reelz.

So hypothetically, if Hegseth got blown out of a boat in the middle of the ocean, he thinks that he ought to then be rightfully executed for the… “crime” of … trying to … get back into a boat… in the middle of the ocean… Great argument Pete… Let’s make it happen!

Orange Clown: “I am not a racist.” Also Orange Clown: “Somalis are garbage.” Ok clown. Take your fucking Aricept ffs.

Lol, look at all these Republican fascist clowns suddenly pretending to care about brown people being executed in the Caribbean ocean. (Only after they realized that they themselves would likely hang for it if they continue to support it, of course!!!) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well it certainly didn’t take the Trump administration long to provide examples of illegal orders that ought not be followed…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks Pete. “Execute those struggling, harmless people!” Perfect example, actually.

My life is inequitable amounts of boundless bounty. And I am thankful.

You don’t have to talk to the FBI. Let them interview your lawyer. It’s just a fishing expedition to see if they can get you to say something stupid. Skip it and go have a nice lunch instead. You deserve it.

“The FBI would like to schedule an interview with you.”. Pass. I’ll wait until the agency isn’t being deliberately run into the ground by a deliberate clown. If you ever fix that, I’m happy to chat. Have fun talking to my lawyer. For the time being, the current FBI can blow me Bubba style.

We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community. The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution. Don’t give up the ship.

Trumps behavior is treasonous and seditious, and punishable by death according to the Constitution. His claims that others have equally qualified are clearly deliberate lies. Lies against decorated veterans calling for military personnel to FOLLOW THE LAW, no less. What a disgusting pig.

The evidence in the unredacted files clearly demonstates that Trump raped a 13 year old. So you bet that’s what they’ve been busily redacting this whole time. I’m sure the Republican Pedophile Party doesn’t want that info getting out. Oops.

“That judge that I appointed is a moron!” - says World’s Biggest Moron

Just in case you weren’t sure, today the Orange Fascist comfirmed that he supports the murder of journalists he doesn’t like. What a filthy, disgusting clown.

Big beautiful Bill has kind of a different ring to it now, doesn’t it? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Maybe it started as pillow talk.

Remember when WaPo used to be a real newspaper instead of a sickening Nazi and oligarchy propaganda rag? Memories fade over time. But, long ago, before it got bought by a Nazi child raping piece of shit, it was actually a good paper.

Who wants to try to guess the next jackass thing that Trump will do to try to make you forget that he’s a child rapist.

Lion got to hunt Bird got to fly Man got to ask himself “Why, why, why?” Lion got to sleep Bird got to land Man got to tell himself That he understand - KV

Oh yeah, cutting back on flights at the beginning of holiday season is gonna go over SUPER WELL… 😂😂😂😂 So delightfully brain dead.

Stop doing what we did! What we did was unfair! So you can’t do it! We’re going to SUE YOU for doing EXACTLY WHAT WE DID! Said a fucking imbecile with zero self awareness or moral compass.

If you want to get a grasp on just how hypocritical the republicans-fascists are, this is the very tip of Mount Hypocrisy… Gerrymander all your red states, and then when a blue state does exactly what you did… Sue. Go sue yourselves first, you fucking assclowns.

As soon as Dickface Cheney died, you could just kind of tell that it was going to be a great week! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 Rot in hell, fuckface.

Alan Dershowitz, the child raping fascist - promised to “blow his brains out on live TV” if Mandami wins the race for mayor. So where and when do we tune in? I want to make sure the popcorn is fresh.

And, just like that, Trenton and Richmond turned into “war zones”. 😂😂😂😂😂

Trump opened his face cunt again today. Guess what came out? Yep. More destructive, selfish lies.

I predict lots of crying, divisive, immature comments, and lying from the Republican fascists. Let’s see if I can tell the future.

Even if we ever pay taxes again, let’s just pay for the percentage of the year that congress was open and earning our revenue. So far they’re closed one month, so I will now only pay 11/12ths of what I owe in April. Keep it up and I won’t pay any taxes at all. 👍

Congress back to work Or no taxes from me. None. You choose which by showing up tomorrow. No Congress? No money. Simple. Go fuck yourselves, Congress.

If you live in the US and have a Ring doorbell, remove it today. They now share your data and videos with the feds, including ICE. Consider another brand if you really must have one.

Trump is by a factor of 100 or more the most corrupt president in American history. You either know that, or you’re not paying attention on purpose, or you’re lying. It’s a fact. An easily demonstrated one as well.

As if Trump has any idea why he had to have an MRI. He can’t remember yesterday. Period. You may as well ask your dog why it went to the vet.

Goin’ back!

“When you compare Trump to Hitler, you’re calling 80 million Americans Nazis.” Yes. Accurately calling them Nazis. And? Don’t wanna be accurately labelled as a Nazi? Stop doing nazi shit. Pretty simple. But then again… They are dumb as fuck. So maybe they just don’t h get it.

According to Trump, it is now fine to launch stun grenades at ICE agents. We are all equal here. With equal rights. What’s ok for them, Is ok for all. Enjoy!

At this point, it’s perfectly valid to assume that he’s committed some horrific crime in the east wing of the White House and is busy destroying any possibility of prosecution for it.

In a shocking series of events that no one could’ve possibly predicted, Putin has started bombing infants and children again. And again, we do nothing of consequence, and are thus complicit.

I’m smart enough to know that poor, desperate and historically marginalized people are not the problem. Are you?