I wonder what color the Easter Oreos will make my doodoo. They're pink and yellow

With #basicincome i'd publish a haiku collection with pictures of nature I would take or have taken. Just stepping into Colorado I would have so many ideas, no shade to Kansas

Im breaking my caffeine fast cuz this phone crap is stressful. My caffeine fast has been a disaster to be honest.

Shadow an agricultural lawyer

JOHnnny looking like plushie today. He's in his plushie era

I just pooped nice big green turds. Is that a good start sign or an bad omen?

I feel everyone is slowly becoming AI-psychotic and its gonna become and epidemic.

#haiku hardships do arise but leave like the fog

Its 48 and foggy outside and my phone is completely deadsky. That's how I'm starting my week. (Im skeeting this from my tablet-computer) The positive side is I'm gonna order my groceries and try to finish my chemistry project.

Let me guess: The shooter was illegal radical leftist Iranian sympathiser Hassan Pelosi-Clinton (possibly a relation, who knows?). He attempted to assassinate President [REDACTED] by throwing 256kg of enriched uranium and a passport at him. President [REDACTED] has shut down the investigation.

Palantir has already embedded itself into 27 government agencies — including the Pentagon, CIA, FBI, DHS, IRS, NASA, and the Departments of Defense, Justice, and Health and Human Services. usaspending.gov

😢 music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmIw...

🌞 Having an early breakfast of brown rice porridge before the mass fast

Can't believe I have about three seasons left of supernatural. I'm gonna cry so much when it's over

Subconsciously I'm rich

Whenever I stray from my plant based diet I get a little cold. The only reason I had the salmon was I am out of food except lentils and peas and rice and sugar snap peas and some cabbage. Thankfully I got some oatmilk from the pantry. My body just rejects animal products but I push things.

Going to work in an hour... I don't feel energized enough. Maybe lentils and rice will wake me up... As long as I don't close my eyes

Somehow biochemistry is worse than organic chemistry.

Silly 🐈‍⬛ #caturday

Just remembered I need to do chem homework... Just perfect 😢

I wanna make that Mexican tuna but with tofu and mustard

Hopefully I can get some reading in since I had a long nap during the day. The fish tacos were like a bottle of benadryl

Pete Hegseth is ISIS

I know Johnny would love smoked salmon with creamy mashed plantain and a side of avocado salad He's a fancy cat. I just don't have the money to feed him so exquisitely

My sweet baby 💕 his chewy 🎁 #catsky

It's fish taco Friday!

Helloo..Its me #selfie #friday

Well I just had CAFfeine coffee! Did I subconsciously want this? Of course

Sleeping 20 hrs with a cat on your legs is not comfortable. My legs are about to explode

I can't believe I slept 20 hrs straight

Every shot of fists of fury feels so familiar

this pose.....

I just remembered how much I loved those Chinese movies (I learned they're called wuxia) with wire-fu they played in the lesser Spanish US channels like Galavision

Low-key I don't give a fuck

Watch me the wizard that reached widely out To reach and to hold the hillbilly who is an elf. This can only feel like a fisted saying But I strike with words like steel that break through

I eat the apple of only loving you Who are so far from me but I feel lucky. This wave of newness Numbs me too much As I seek the might Of mistshrouded thoughts

NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES (sound) DAY 22 APRIL 2026 🌎 #EarthDay 🌎 Dear Earth I thank you, we all thank you But I worry "The Earth is all we in common" "Human mankind has not woven the web of life We are just one thread within it " For me If the EARTH had a voice It would probably just scream 🌎

Londoners walk to work as Tube drivers strike. Members of the Rail, Maritime and Transport union walked out for 24 hours over plans by Transport for London to reduce the working week to four days. A second strike is planned for 23 April

No pill Wednesday 🎉

I just saw I have yeast so I can bake bread today! Then I can eat it with my red cabbage 😄

My brunch: broccoli rice cakes and trail mix

Happy cat Monday meowwwwwww 🐈‍⬛🖤

Its been a while since I worked a long day. I was making money for 7.5 hr. I don't think I have it in me to do power yoga today. I just wanna shower then watch some supernatural then 😴

Im making some delicious pasta casserole to sit down and relax after a long day at work. But then I have get my workout done which I missed this morning. Its hard cuz I'm so sleepy.

My dumb ass is two hours early. I never looked at my calemdar which said workout then work. #fail

Bye-bye my kitty my sweet baby I'm off to work to make money to buy you lots of toys and catnip 😙 🐈‍⬛ I love you Johnny my little master #caturday

Wow. It sounds like something out of holocaust stories

Happy caturday, fellow cats and humans of bluesky 🐈‍⬛ meoww

I'm having avocado toast from the college pantry and ice cream which was I bought cheap from the grocery store. I feel like a millionaire after my second day at work.