Hey Themboners! Tonight we're highlighting a lesser-known team, Non-Binary Breakfast Chain! This group of unknown players made Great White in SOS 132, despite going 2-1!! They had this to say, "Things were going strong til Trisha Payt us a visit. GGs everyone!"

Our LUTI season is DUNZO!! we went 2-3, making up our set vs Tilinas potaxianas on saturday and going 1-5! it was close though! i swear! GGs to them ✨ This drip pic looks familiar.... wait a minute! ☝️ what a throwback to LUTI season 13 😱 All season results ⬇️

we freaking lost to our exes 0-5 :^( BOWOMP!!!! GGS STARMOBILE!! you guys were our most anticipated match this LUTI season and yall put up a hell of a fight 💖 anyway we took a shelfie with this silly fish but damp couldn't stop laughing while we were taking pics 🙄

good job team ghost but also we're calling out len for GHOSTing us during this fest!!!!! (link to twt because bsky doesnt support videos yet) twitter.com/ihop_splat/s...

Welcome to Mincemea- I mean... Dr. Damp's Mausoleum! This spoooooky week, we've buried our perfect LUTI streak. The murderers? The Grillers! GGs (Ghoul Griefs) to them. After the burial, the undead and unnatural attacked!!! Now, this is all that remains of Thembo IHOP.......

SPOOKY TIME!! Edit by @ayjae.bsky.social

interesting timing @sheercold.bsky.social !!!! but we're still the FIRST splatoon team on this platform!! (no one verify that just believe us)