Well, my wife and I went to see a couple of movies in the theater today. Mortal Kombat was a Mortal Kombat movie. Karl Urban is good. Sheep Detectives was brilliant and funny and I spent a full half of the movie crying because I’m a sentimental old lady, and it has poignancy down to an art.

Up before even the dandelions 💕

Are you KIDDING ME, McDonalds? Yesterday, I got a derpy McFlurry and it came in the cup on the right $6 something. Today, same price, cup on the left. There was no indication of a size change via signs or anything. I am inordinately pissed off by this.

I’ve had two cats that have had to have this surgery, I can testify firsthand how much it improves quality of life. Give a little if you can.

I’ve used the Freestyle Libre continuous glucose monitors (CGM) since shortly after they became available. Starting Wednesday, I’ll be switching to the Dexcom 7. 2 out of 2 of the Libre 3+ that I’ve used has been defective the same very serious way.

Look! May showers bring shaggy lawns AND beautiful plump mushies ❤️

I see. It was a two-boxes-of-tissues meeting! (One of the small conference rooms at work)

I spent a major portion of a dream last night trying to convince anyone who would listen (and some that wouldn’t) that tea is soup. “You make it by stewing together fruit, herbs and spices! How is that not a soup?”

I don’t care what he calls it, I’m always going to call Musk’s kid Twitter.

You know, at this point I’m wondering if it would be possible to wait until he’s over in Saudi Arabia and just… not let him back in the country. …please?

Issy: *stares imperiously* Me: *sighs* *pets* Issy: *stares up with adoration* Me: “aaaawww” Issy: *CHOMP* Me: “…fuck you, cat.” Issy: *blinks innocently* *smiles*

Dear Clorox: I actually used to use your Scentiva cleaning wipes. Thanks to your podcast commercials where a woman forcefully whispers withe mouth sounds, I am not touching your brand again, ever. That shit gives me a knee jerk reaction of immediate rage and hate that will NOT go away.

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