*starts dryhumping you*

*starts dryhumping you*

25 fave games for your consideration intentionally tried to avoid repeating the same series more than three times

catch me posted up with my husbandos like

after two years of reading it off and on i've finally finished fire punch,,, at the end i'm just in awe at how absolutely bizarre fujimoto's brain is 10/10 ending tho ngl

catch me posted up with my husbandos like

another old oc of mine that i never posted meet marshall smith, your friendly neighbourhood dilfff

Hypno Daddy is going multiversal, with Greg one of the first to be branded throughout time as a good old Owned Ass- and what better to put those cheeks than on an advert! Amazing commission from @adrawingburr.bsky.social that I forgot to post, thank you again!

another old oc of mine that i never posted meet marshall smith, your friendly neighbourhood dilfff

i finally finished land of the lustrous manga i am absolutely devastated and words cannot describe my disgust towards everything and everyone involved

he puts the "grande" in "casagrande"

he puts the "grande" in "casagrande"

big bros stay winning 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

big bros stay winning 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

i tried to download growlr and i instantly found my middle school teacher i'm never using a dating app again

one-armed pushups ain't so bad when you've got some silicone to keep you motivated >>

one-armed pushups ain't so bad when you've got some silicone to keep you motivated >>

ok but if the kfc marketing team is actually interested in a sponsorship they can hmu 👀

ok but if the kfc marketing team is actually interested in a sponsorship they can hmu 👀

wait why is he kinda... 👀

oh lawd he comin

oh lawd he comin

A patron suggest for Gym Leader Clay! Well fed and well tended to from them good 'ol southern comforts~! Only them chaps still holding fit, and only because they were assless by design. 🍗🍺🥵

my current anime 3x3; top nine shows that have left a lasting impact on me it's suddenly occurred to me that my taste in anime is just brainrot shonen and shows about lesbians

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER‼️

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER‼️

he's been corrupted,,, oh noooes

a lot of y'all seemed to like vilfred so here he is againn wonder why so many mfs join the wrestling team 🤔

he's been corrupted,,, oh noooes

who is this strange man in my house and why does he keep calling me "myaster" 🤨🤨

who is this strange man in my house and why does he keep calling me "myaster" 🤨🤨

dude's been down there for like, five hours 💀 nearly forgot all about him tbh

dude's been down there for like, five hours 💀 nearly forgot all about him tbh

a lot of y'all seemed to like vilfred so here he is againn wonder why so many mfs join the wrestling team 🤔

...he's in denial

...he's in denial

i just finished the last episode of the curse (2023) and i'm in actual shock i can't even tell if i love it or hate it,,, truly a 10/10 show that i would never recommend to anyone lmfao

look at my rugby coach bruh we are NOT making it out of regionals

...then, at a more recent "part 2," for those who appreciate their comforting father figures at more bench-busting dimensions. ♨️

look at my rugby coach bruh we are NOT making it out of regionals

bro really got laid out by a level 2 zigzagoon 💀💀💀

bro really got laid out by a level 2 zigzagoon 💀💀💀

average am*rican

new illustration of my goat dropped now i have to draw him again

average am*rican

are u smiling yet,,

life hack: get your local dad to model nude by paying him in corndogs

life hack: get your local dad to model nude by paying him in corndogs

they’re selling a mint condition boxed copy of chrono trigger at my local game store for $1k and there’s a dark part of me that reeeeeeeally wants to make a bad financial decision

phil doesn't "make love" phil 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒