ATTENTION ALL CREW: Episode 5 of ALT//SPACE is now available on Fansly to all our subscribers! fansly.com/post/8178814...

Get your ass to fansly.com/altspace today at 11am pacific / 2pm eastern Our guest star is @covfefechan.bsky.social and it's going to be a party

WHO WANTS TO GET IN ON AN ART #RAFFLE?! My birthday is next month. This has become a tradition To enter, let's see... Tell me the most important aspect of your character. It can be anything! And if you feel so inclined, tell me what brought you to my corner of bsky Full rules in the image!

It's been fantastic having @hoejousama.bsky.social on board the Rabbit's Foot! We'll always have an open chair -- or convenient place to hang from the rear view mirror -- for you on ALT//SPACE

ALT//SPACE: EPISODE 5 Wednesday, August 27th, at 11am Pacific / 1pm Central / 2pm Eastern @realprojektmelody.bsky.social, the Wompus, @vexwhoria.bsky.social & one more guest we'll announce next week 👄 On Fansly at fansly.com/altspace ALL HANDS ON DECK

If you've got baby mommas all over the galaxy, Piracy is a good way to support your kids. At least, that's Jacob's policy. An Erraff in engineering, Jacob was created by one of our Officer rank subscribers! www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a...

Pour one out for all the UK gooners 😔✊ gooners rise up

The Ozens are a species of sapient plants, evolved to leave their own home planet and explore the stars. Zach Melosi treats the crew's injuries and conditions, and with this crew, there's a lot of them. Created by an OFFICER level subscriber! www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a...

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Once again, there is an ACLU petition specifically made to stop Mastercard from unlawfully policing adult content. It’s getting pretty grim for us out there. Please sign and/or spread the word. action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

Hey gooners, due to everything going on right now, we're going to postpone episode 5. We'll post more updates as soon as we can. Please take good care of yourselves and send love and support to your oshis

So many stars in the sky, so little time to devour them all. Welcome @vexoriathesuneater.bsky.social to the ALT//SPACE crew! Episode 5 airs LIVE on Fansly.com/altspace next Wednesday July 23rd, at 11am Pacific

Mark your calendars and charge the Immersion Drive. ALT//SPACE returns next Wednesday, July 23rd, at 11:00am pacific. Featuring a punk-ass guest and a ssshocking new member of the team be there fansly.com/altspace

please direct your attention to this important pre-announcement teaser #ALTSPACE #TTRPG #VTuber #Lewdtuber

ATTENTION ALL GOONERS AND JEBAITERS This is an Announcement of an Announcement. Please remain patient while we prepare to announce the actual announcement instead of the announcement that we're going to make an announcement.

Renowned throughout the galaxy as amazing sex workers, Selreens' bioelectricity makes them great engineers. Kagoon Kursk works on board the Rabbit's Foot with Theia to stabilize the erratic energies of the reactor. Created by one of our OFFICER rank subscribers! www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a...

We've got them in our sights! Thanks to @kumbomb.bsky.social 's piloting, the enemy ship soars past us and we can fire at will! We have to decide if we'll try to recharge our shields, keep firing, or risk burning out the reactor to do both. Crew, weigh in! fansly.com/post/7964818...

Next up this week: * TOMORROW: The space battle continues * WEDNESDAY: We introduce another NPC crew member * SOONtm: We nail down scheduling for our next episode * EVERY DAY: I'm shuffling

Ethical Gooning is not only possible, it's optimal

ALL DECKS, BRACE FOR IMPACT! The Rabbit's Foot is hit! We need to take evasive action. Crew, it's your choice which maneuver we take. How risky do you want to get? fansly.com/post/7939945...

"FULL POWER TO THE ENGINES!" The Rabbit's Foot accelerates, dodging the raiders' twin-linked plasma cannons! Officers -- it's time for you to decide the strategy for this engagement. Will you outrun them, hit-and-run, or let them board you? fansly.com/post/7914587...

LORE for everyone's favorite Big Buff Furry Aliens www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a...

John Altspace here -- the first episode of AWAY TEAM, originally slated for Wednesday June 11th (Yesterday) has been postponed. I had a post ready to go and then just spaced out, so apologies for the lack of communication! We're going to get that back on the books, after con season. Stay tuned!

🚨ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS🚨 We're under attack! While @melody.vshojo.com @goddessreverie.com & Shylily answered a distress call, raiders emerged from the debris field! It's going to be ship-to-ship combat, and our Crew+ subscribers are in the fray. You decide! fansly.com/post/7889040...

ATTENTION ALL HANDS: The VOD for ALTSPACE Episode 4, featuring @melody.vshojo.com @goddessreverie.com & Shylily, is now up on Fansly! fansly.com/post/7874440...

🚀🫦 Theia Returns To @altspaceshow.bsky.social Week 🫦🚀 June 2nd - June 8th

STAND BY FOR ALTSPACE IMMERSION. Episode 4 will be LIVE on @fansly.com next Wednesday, June 4th, at 11am Pacific. The next step on our treasure hunt is a secret archaeological dig. @melody.vshojo.com, @hoejousama.bsky.social & Shylily return to space next week!

NEW CREW+ POLL: Choose a system to activate. That system will grant our intrepid girls a bonus in the next episode. All Crew, Officer & Commander subscribers can vote! fansly.com/post/7834438...

From innocent farmgirl to bratty pirate, Sammy's a long way from home and a long way from who they were before. www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a... Samuel Frost was created by a Commander subscriber, and will embark on a special Away Mission before our next episode!

==ATTENTION ALL CREW== We've been granted shore leave in the black market section of Vanlaere. How do we want to spend it? * Open our casino to make money * Play sex games at the free use arcade * Shop for gear & prepare for our next mission Crew+ subscribers can vote! fansly.com/post/7816301...

When Melorp and Le Slimo stole the Rabbit's Foot, they thought it was empty. And they were mostly right -- who in their right mind would check INSIDE the main reactor? Sawtooth Fireforge was created by one of our OFFICER level subscribers! www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a...

#BaldursGate3, or as I call it, "Build-A-Blorbo"

📋EPISODE 3 IS OUT FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS📋 @melody.vshojo.com @hoejousama.bsky.social Shylily & @kamilabombette.bsky.social land on a city planet, get sidetracked, and develop a terrifying new obsession 📋📋📋 Out now on @fansly.com fansly.com/post/7794955...

Quick WIPPie of @hoejousama.bsky.social 's Slimegirl "Le Slimo" for the @altspaceshow.bsky.social Campaign #baojob

T-3 Hours. The intrepid crew of the Rabbit's Foot -- @melody.vshojo.com, @hoejousama.bsky.social & @shylilytwitch.bsky.social -- travel to the city-planet Vanlaere with @kumbomb.bsky.social in pursuit of an ancient treasure and a dying species. 12pm Pacific on fansly.com/altspace

🚀EPISODE THREE IS INCHES AWAY!!!! SEE Y'ALL SOON, SPACE GOONERS!!!🌌

MISSION REPORT: The Battle of Vanguard Station. Our subscribers join the plunder of a government waystation, but a foxy commander slips through their fingers... www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a... #Lore #Worldbuilding #Lewd

Whether it's boarding action or Captain Rassilica getting action, Kaisarion is the first one in and the last one out. Created by one of our Officers, Kai will appear in the upcoming short fiction, "Battle of Vanguard Station" www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a...

Adlynn Amelix has a partner in crime -- and he's waiting for @melody.vshojo.com, @shylilytwitch.bsky.social, @hoejousama.bsky.social & @kumbomb.bsky.social... www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a... #TTRPG #Lewdtuber #VTuber #Fansly

ATTENTION ALL OFFICERS: We've won the battle of Vanguard Station! We stuck all the GEA goons in escape pods so they'll survive--as for the station, we'll... * De-Orbit It * Strip it Bare * Vandalize it Officers & Commanders get to vote on the station's final fate! fansly.com/post/7755090...

Our officers have been busy creating custom crewmates, who will appear in upcoming episodes. Draku Callenhad was one of Captain Cryslon's favorites before her disappearance, for carnal reasons that become obvious once you meet him. www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a...

===SCHEDULE CHANGE=== Due to altspace fluctuations, Episode 3 will air live one week later than planned -- Wednesday, May 14th, at 12pm Pacific. @melody.vshojo.com @hoejousama.bsky.social @shylilytwitch.bsky.social & @kumbomb.bsky.social will see you then!

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CREW POLL: Landing Site We're heading to the urban planet Vanlaere, but it's under GEA control. Where should we land? The main spaceport, a black market zone, or an abandoned sector? fansly.com/post/7743456...

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The RABBIT'S FOOT, a stolen casino ship/pleasure barge, is lightly armed and ill suited for piracy. With our crew in control of Vanguard Station, we have the chance to salvage one of its weapons. fansly.com/post/7732660...

NEW OFFICER POLL: Officers & Commanders can now vote on which spicy facility to install. Should we go all-in on the farming equipment @melody.vshojo.com brought on board? Set up a decadent luxury spa? Or build us a sex dungeon? 👇👇👇 #VTuber #Lewdtuber #Fansly fansly.com/post/7729658...

NEW SUBSCRIBER BENEFIT! All Officers+ can now create custom Non-Player-Characters who can appear as official, canon members of the ship's crew. Pick their species, role on the ship, backstory and some of their kinky tastes, and you'll see them in upcoming episodes! fansly.com/ALTSPACE/

==CREW POLL== AT THEM! You charge across the umbilical into Vanguard Station! GEA reinforcements will be here soon--you've got to hurry! Which area should we focus on looting? Crew+ subscribers get to vote, and your choices will impact future episodes of ALT//SPACE! fansly.com/post/7707726...

Fiction: The Tank When Adlynn Amelix finishes evaluating her new specimens, they go in for cleaning. Some of them stay there. www.worldanvil.com/w/altspace/a...