100 days of doing absolutely fucking nothing

me n ma mom playing roblox cause she woke up one day and decided to be a gamer

dandelion 🏵️

thank god these cutscenes are getting a glow-up✨

render practice feat. hecc📺🏀

this year's halloween costume for hex is obvious📺👔

did some mischief last night. put a bunch of scary posters around 4 cities that they cannot sue us for lmfao..

last year i had birthed gambert today, on the day of halloween and formed a close family-like bond with him. unfortunately a week later i downed 5 monsters and 3 beers under 30 minutes and ended up bashing his ass into smithereens with gang while high on helium. rest in peace big dog💔🕊

dude puzzle games clear my mind so much, anytime im stressed af i whip out some rusty lake shit and gnaw at it for hours and after thinking so hard i genuinely become a new person, they should use this a therapy method

its okay guys i appealed it im good, way to give me a heart attack..

"ah man im in a terrible mood right now, have to deal with a FUCKED UP drama and im being stalked, this day can NOT get any wors-"

wreck it ralph is generational movie that too many people forgot about and i want everbody right now to watch 60 billion video essays about it because i cried more over this fuckass movie after i understood more representations and hidden meanings

sometimes self care is just drawing yourself a whimsical pfp

my true colors have breached to the surface and now i cant hide it anymore

you need to be so ill to understand this

the hivemind

ITS BEEN 4 FUCKING DAYS I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO LOCK IN ON ANYTHING 😭😭

mom update: shes a mage of light in world//zero now, currently doing dungeon 2-2 shes locked in

mom update: she beat the entirety of speedrun 4 classic on her own, they grow up so fast

people get so confused when i say my parents play video games like minecraft, fortnite and roblox without them being "quirky millenials" who try to "resonate with gen z", like yes it is possible if both of them have a degree in computer science and half the family's gay 🥹

sigh my mom really wont stop playing roblox so i HAVE to gather myself a list of things to play + a guide to make her the greatest roblox player on earth ig

ts woman just said "hop on roblox" today i dont know how to feel about this

type of shit my server be doin all the time

hooking my mom onto roblox like ants onto sugar.....

guys moral of the story, never focus on your studies and youll ace that shit (i aced my shit)

"okay ill lock in now" ONCE THERE WAS A WAAAAAYYYY

"man i have commissions and a math test tomorrow i need to work and study!" *watches 3 years worth of clips on medal for the next 6 hours*

"i might have a thing for robots" the grass is green ahh statement

"wow i have so many followers on twitter, do they like my art or whats up with that?" where my followers came from:

“i like my steak MEDIUM, YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TURNED THE FUCKING HOB ON” “I’m sorry, I do not know what a “hob” is.”

ai should make a fucking burger and put the fries in the bag with that

told my league obessed friends i might try it because i dont get the hype OR the hate around the game and now they wont leave me alone

halloween is that one time of month where everything is funny

why is AI killing jobs that require creativity and provide fun & joy instead of the jobs that are monotone, tiring and half useless?

dude the fun gang lowkey weak. omori and his friends could squadwipe the roaring knight in like 4 turns

hes a bubble witch for halloween in my head ~ #art #fanart #digitalart #drawing #halloween #inktober #callmecarson #smponline #minecraft #blueinthebubble #boyinthebubble #bubbleboy #bluenova2

sigh

its that one time of year when im mentally in the right place again

UUUUUUGHH

people often try to make me emotional for some reason but they never succeed because they dont know the only weakness i have is the technoblade so long nerds video

im a simple man with simple needs, it does not take a lot to keep me entertained for the next 12 hours

if i got paid for everytime i drew this fucker id be probably rich

me after i get out of art block and realize how many commissions i actually have so i lowk js crunch them all at once 💔

both my parents are in their 50's. if that doesnt amuse you i dont know what does

i just told my parents about glitch. showed them knights of guinevere and gaslight district, they said - and i quote - "disney is a group of toddlers compared to this shit". amen brothers another day another victory for the ogs

@xjesty.bsky.social and I have collaborated on a life-changing business...

if i win the lottery i wont directly tell yall but there will be signs...

tickets sold out in 3 hours thats fuckin mad (im goin)