Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.

Hang the fuck on. There’s a Matt Gaetz show?!?! Who the literal fuck would watch that clown.

Omg. For the win.

MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.” @mediaite.com #GA14 www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...

Tonight, I watched Star Trek Into Darkness, and even though it was free, I’d still like my money back.

Also, Tom was robbed.

The first Friday without a Great British Bak Off episode just feels…I don’t know, empty I guess. I feel like I miss my friends.

This has a whole lot of “OJ looking for the real killer” energy

They’re all just looting the treasury now

Every day around 2 pm, Zippy wakes up from his Big Nap and comes for a cuddle. That sunbeam must’ve been extra warm today because he didn’t show up until 2:45. Cuddle accomplished, he’s now gone to have something to eat.

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

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Ignore those Epstein files! Look at this!!!

I can’t believe I’m about to enter this fray; however, I fully support Joyce Carol Oates’s use of the semi-colon. She makes up for the many instances in which one should have been used, and wasn’t.

A good Tuesday word. Just a little chaotic Wordle 1,606 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

no one has ever been better than chuck schumer at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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There are few things more evil than withholding food from innocent, hungry people. Especially children. I guess Trump’s no longer worried about whether he’ll get to heaven, and good thing because going to the Supreme Court to deny SNAP benefits secures a hot spot in hell.

I’m sure the prosecutor thought this was a square cut case but the defense went in open-faced. When the case was pressed, the whole thing fell apart.

I’m glad he beat the wrap. I thought he was toast.

Can you imagine what the MAGA crowd would say if Pete Buttigieg had said that ridiculous horse shit?

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Quote with a 10/10 album.

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I grew up on a farm and heard many species mating and giving birth, including cows, pigs, chicken, cats, foxes…and all of them sound more melodic than Katy Perry.

Dessert spread at Mar-a-Lago as Americans begin losing food stamps under Trump

Dancers at Trump’s Halloween party as people begin losing food stamps under his administration

It’s Nov 1. Open enrollment in the ACA exchange. Anyone else reviewed their premium? My premium for the same plan went up $500 per month. all co-pays also are up. For a basic Bronze plan. THIS is what Democrats are trying to fix.

lot of talk about Lily Allen’s new album, which is absolutely deserving of the attention. No one mentions Relapse in which she talks about wanting a drink and a Valium, that she needs to feel numb but she knows she stands to lose it all. Incredible songwriting and such naked pain and struggle

Server: what would you like? Me: chicken poblano Server: what? I open the menu and point to the chicken poblano She: oh. Then she pronounced it correctly Me: did my pronunciation horrify you? She: ohhh si.

Change one letter, ruin a candy: S & Ms

Change one letter, ruin a candy: Reese’s Cums

Do you see how his butt is near my face. That makes his gas attack so delightful. I never knew cats could fart so much until he reached his elder years.

I can’t decide if this should be my rap name or my drag name. Either way, I’m locked in.

Last night, I dreamed that I walked from North Carolina to Washington DC to attend a No Kings march. I really hate that MF-er is now in my dreams.

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Please, Tylenol, sue the living crap out of that orange loser.

Ohhhhh this new Lily Allen album, in which we learn what a shitstain David Harbour is, and “love and light” Madelyn learns why we never ever fuck around with married men regardless of the lines they tell us. David Harbour…of all people to fuck around…had he never heard a Lily Allen record?! Dude….

Finally started Wednesday Season 2. Well played, Haley Joel Osment.

My bossy girl deciding that there WILL be cuddling.

There’s a homeless guy at this Starbucks. He hangs out here a lot. He’s young, and very good looking. Maybe late 20s. Now and then he scowls. The whole thing is heartbreaking. Last time I saw a young guy in that situation, he ended up dead. It’s all just so fucking sad.

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Let's see your Wednesday face...

I always start with a random word from the last thing I saw. If that’s Trump then the words are easy: GRIFT, TRASH, SHART, DEVIL, WORST…you get the picture. I’m not sure if this one counts. I think it’d take more than this to make that wretch seem human. Wordle 1,585 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Tell me again how racism is over, in the past, we all have the same opportunities now…

Gee, who knew this would happen?

I got so distracted by that thing I missed the show stopper instructions.

Umm what is behind Jasmine? Stay safe, Jasmine! #GBBO

If Jasmine doesn’t win Great British Bake Off/Show, it’ll be criminal. #GBBO