Don't kiss boys at midnight. It's New Year's Eve not New Years Steve Be a lesbian #newyearseve #nye #newyears

It’s really happening

I hate entitled white people so much like no Quinn that’s not your personal item no Jason that’s not your seat no Marcus that’s not your wife

I’m surprisingly a solid writer, it’s just a shame that my best work is about how much I want to fuck The Huntress

That one friend who’s low key a lost cause but you don’t give a shit you’re gonna teach this 30 year old how to ride a bike

When Captain America Brave New World came out and started bombing at the box office, I had a hunch that Disney would be listening to the wrong group of people when looking for the film’s shortcomings. I feared they would look past the fact that they put out a bad movie, and listen to racist critics-

ok so she acknowledged making a mistake when she was honoring Brigitte Bardot by saying she didn’t know what Bardot stood for, I hope she’s going to acknowledge this mistake as well

“We are gonna be more famous than 100 Al Capones” is my favorite lyric from any song ever

Chappell Roan being a MAC ambassador is disappointing but oh well white women are gonna do what white women do

Grateful Dead button-up on, tucked in, tits out

About to go on my first barhop

RIP Ozzy Osbourne you would’ve loved 6 7

Normalize shaming white people

Not me accidentally posting a boner pic on instagram fucking hell

Lindsey Buckingham is still alive, Christmas ruined :(

Sorry about my lesbian yearning last night it will indeed get worse

MERRY CHRISTMAS

How do I become the tranny her world demands me to be

YSHAVEGWYSGQVQGYYAGAHA I NEED HER

Like genuinely there are tears coming out of my eyes just thinkin bout her

I’m crying at her beauty rn

oh god she’s so beautiful

Goodnight I hope Santa brings me the girl I want i’ll be forever in his debt

Oh god oh god oh god i’ve evolved from liking mid white guy to slightly better white girl

Look at all this fun that I had and you DIDN’T!

I’ve been on a generation run rn wdym I did Disneyworld, Universal, Matilda The Musical, got cast in Guys and Dolls, AND made the dean’s list?!?!? All in 1 week

I’m serious about this btw wdym Helen has a Madeline Ashton test where all the men she dates has to meet Madeline to ensure they won’t leave her

Anyways here’s a list of jokes I came up with because i’m bored

I don’t have the heart to tell someone who’s creepily in love with me that i’m not interested in them

Death Becomes Her is a sapphic love story

Jake Paul vs the lady boxer who took 1 hit from Imane Khelif and started saying she was a man

Do you think when Ariana gets mad she dresses him up like a build a bear with this outfit

The worst thing to happen in pop culture id white girls picking up the phrase “you ate” cause one white girl will say the worst fucking comeback ever and her group of sizzling crackers will say “oooh you ate her up”

“Grease has a bad moral” The moral of Grease is that straight people are wack idk what you’re talking about

If you want to date me you’re gonna have to put up with me randomly sneaking up behind and jumpscaring you when I get the chance. The relationship lasts longer if you do it back

Rewriting the ending of Oklahoma to be that Jud actually kills Curly and nobody really gives enough of a shit to prosecute him cause Curly was a dick

Women amirite

Being up at 3am and my contacts start springlocking on my eyes oh god help

You wouldn’t barr a cuda

Sesbian Lex

Pay Gorn

I accidentally let the phrase “I shot my wife” become my vocal stim and I should probably stop

Long story short I ended up in mexico for like 10 minutes

Young Tom Kenny can get it

On today’s episode of things i feel maternal about is Ethan Slater’s take on Spongebob

I think I would make a really good Riff Raff in a production of The Rocky Horror Show

Beat your boyfriend today you deserve it

For my birthday present someone should hire a sniper to take me out please that’d be such an amazing gift

Happy birthday to me happy birthday to me happy birthday grace you stupid bitch happy birthday to me