update I got a hang out tomorrow :)

I’ve never dated. Do I think I have a genuine shot at a 10? Yes!

I’m not saying Valentine’s Day is overrated but there’s better ways to show your love than this

I love when shows do minimalist casting like hell yeah make that 3 person production of Into The Woods work!!!

The SS I Am Ready (my car) is about to set sail (hit homeless people)

It’s 2026 why are people still complaining about mumble rap I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR SUNBURNER ASS WHINE ABOUT MUMBLE RAP WHEN YOU LISTEN TO BILLIE EILISH MUMBLE

You asked chatgpt? Well I asked @aelixxa.bsky.social and he gave me more effective advice

I think I can survive an electric chair

the concept of signing up to be a boxing referee just to yell 6 7 at people

I’m not a mechanic I just played one in Grease

Real “We are going to beat you to death” energy going on in this picture

i think a lot about the masturbation lyric in Chinese Democracy how long does it take this mf to masturbate

I’m in Bears and Chicks at the Freddy Fazbear theater #yesilikemen

When a white girl is talking about how a man made her uncomfortable there’s a 90% chance the guy she’s talking about is black

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

BEN SCHWARTZ WAS IN THE SIA AUTISM MOVIE?!?!? THE VOICE OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?!?!? HOW CAN YOU BE IN THE MOST PRO-AUTISM MOVIE AND IN THE MOST ANTI-AUTISM MOVIE AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?

Who goes to Dunkin’ Donuts for the donuts?

“omg Columbia pfp” no that’s just me sorry to disappoint

Bro just asked me a question so easy to get the answer to that i’m gonna leave him on read

I think Disney should focus less on bringing their animated movies to live action and shift the focus to their stage productions those are way better.

Let ugly people act again

I hate when white women are like “men are the issue” like honey no, the issue is actually white people overall and the sooner we get to that realization the better ❤️

ok but i’m right and if i’m not right then my tits are still bigger than yours

pensi balls bald i hate white people meow

I need someone to draw the dream blunt rotation of the T-800, Spongebob, Frankenstein’s creature, and The Smokestack Brothers

Finally, actual criticism of Clair Obscure 33

K-Pop Demon Hunters hate is so forced cause i’d rather my kids watch that than Cocomelon

I have a form of synesthesia where I just know how well a song fucks anyways here’s 5 songs that fuck well Something - The Beatles Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley Wichita Lineman - Glenn Campbell Without You - Harry Nilsson Luck Be A Lady - Frank Sinatra Roxanne - George Michael

to a degree, john lennon was ahead of his time. he wrote a diss track and he got shot in nyc, like most great rappers do

Cool politics fact the longest time that someone can hd the presidency is 10 years. This would happen if a president dies and the vice president takes over, then proceeds to win the following election and re-election

i’d beat the shit out of the Munchkin who asked if Glinda and Elpheba were friends that fucker only wanted to start drama

Frank N Furter is a chaser and Rocky is transmasc btw

What is instead of Mike Ensign he was Mike Empreg

The shell collection

It’s not easy being hot like me i have to do hot people stuff like serve 24/7 and cyberbully republicans

I hate white people

At what point do I give up trying to help my bestie get a stable job

Looking for jobs because my boss let his side piece bully me out of my last one wtf do you mean i couldn’t clock 30 seconds early but she can say I needed a wellness check

@icegov.bsky.social you’re all CHOPPED

I’m about to own these libs by getting pegged so hard

Hot take if you post a gofundme because you can’t afford rent or groceries and then proceed to post “guys look at this cool figure I just bought” I can guarantee you don’t need a gofundme

She was supposed to ship in October but they keep delaying it do I just cancel the order cause the DBD hyperfixation is over

I feel genuine distress over the fact that someone in the world made a cockroach rape machine this isn’t me making a poor taste joke this is disturbing me

Awww did you just shit you pants or did your pants come pre-shit today?

Bisexuality

Nathan Detroit will return in Avengers Doomsday

John Rambo had a justifiable crashout

the greatest love song ever written open.spotify.com/track/3S6N0W...

Having autocorrect off is a curse

I really don’t care for Ice Spice but all the “she’s not appropriate for Spongebob” arguments feel coated in misogyny. Ween doesn’t get the same flack for being associated with Spongebob, they’re known for their vulgar humor. Also yeah Big Guy is a shitty song but that’s besides the point