Creating the lesbian torture device because lesbians in anguish make banger music

Sinners is a goated movie but the coleslaw people are starting to say it’s overrated now

Would it make sense if i said Freddy Krueger is a metaphor for intrusive thoughts and how they lose power over you if you’re confident

If fat jokes are acceptable then calling someone anorexic is not off the table btw hope this helps

oh btw Funky Kong is transmasc

White people dni

Spongebob deniers washing the dishes be like “let me grab the… uh…..uhhhhh”

If they wanna ban trans people from using public bathrooms then that means y’all can just piss on the floor btw

Hold on babe I need to log the film we’re fucking to on letterboxd

Well that was weird

I can’t wait to pick up Wokey Kong Pronounza for my Nintendo Switch 2 A Different Gender on July 17th 2025

Today I came to the conclusion that God had his son crucified as an epic prank

The male equivalent of a horse girl is a car guy and a NB equivalent of both is a Yoshi rider

I was incredibly racist when I was 19 but I stubbed my toe so it’s all good sctually

I have 0 cavities cause my dental hygiene routine makes me hot

Good morning

The most horrifying aspect about Springtrap is that he always looks like he’s smiling but behind the smile is William’s corpse giving it’s best scream

I own her now

idk who needs to hear this but if you’re making a female slasher SHE NEEDS TO BE BUFF

I’m gonna man up all over myself

Chappell I love you but your early singing style from the school nights ep sounds horrid

That’s my emotional support character that the creators forgot about so I adopted them!

From time to time I remember that Matpat knows I exist

medical malpractice

Star like Ringo

How I feel playing a single note on guitar

Rapping Hamilton in a Wario voice to make my gf laugh

No I can’t forget this evening

It’s like thunder, lightning

donkey kong deserves more outfits in mkw so i drew some!

“How petty are you?” I have bitches blocked on pinterest

I want her to beat the shit out of me OMG WHO SAID THAT

I love buff women

Let’s do shinjū together <3

Nickelodeon adults when spongebob cries out 15 tears after stubbing his toe (he’s always animated crying out 16 tears this goes against Stephen Hillenburg’s wishes)

Attention Nintendo gamers! Don’t forget on September 22nd to call Nintendo on your cell phone and demand they add Brody Foxx from the hit Youtube series “Yo Mama” to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. The looks on their faces will be very epic

If men can’t have periods then why is my pee red

I don’t play Lara Croft in dbd to be toxic I play Lara Croft in dbd because my dysphoria is so bad that I can’t bring myself to play as men in video games

Onion rings only exist to trick Americans into eating vegetables

Being a Nintendo fan is being in an abusive relationship

Hell yeah we back at it

The truth is that many of your favorite musicians will gladly sacrifice paying artists to draw covers in favor of AI because the truth is that many musicians are nothing but lazy schmucks. If their scene or genre didn’t exist, they’d absolutely be annoying tech bros.

All this Sabrina Carpenter drama yet her music is still shit

I’m horny

The Bite of 87 will never get an actual answer because it is not a major event in FNAF canon because it was a throwaway line made by someone who thought he was making a one off game so sorry to break it to fnaf fans

Are they yaoi

I’ve never met a pro-lifer who isn’t a complete gooner

I eat Styrofoam