Today is National Drink Wine Day so you know what that means!

Jeff The Scooby Sleuth Shark, Jeff The Sorcerer Shark, and Jeff The Student Shark

Stood up on valentines… way to make me a cliche

Genuinely what if I

I should not have to say this! But like don’t ever put my photos through some AI bullshit. I’m very against AI and it’d be a weird thing to do even if I wasn’t. But especially when I don’t fucking know you! Let’s be fucking normal yeah?

Ignoring Tyler stocks rn

Jeff The Swifty Shark!

Was considering doing the monochrome trend but unfortunately I’m extremely chopped without color. Guess I’ll never star in a noir film😔

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Bad Bunny did indeed gag the live. Top 3 halftime shows of all time me thinks. He represented PR culture so perfectly and made me feel so proud to be Boricua. Also the Pedro Pascal cameo was kunty

Only 2 male artists have truly gagged the halftime show. Will Bad Bunny do the same? Probably! It helps that the bar is basically on the ground for men

The urge to make major body modifications (fuckass haircut, brightly dyed hair, piercings, & weird tattoo) is very strong

#LetterboxdFriday again which means I get to show off my #lastfourwatched Kinda on a mid movie streak rn. My saving grace was the new Muppet Show special with Sabrina

How is there a live option on here but still no pictures in DM’s

When I’m in a ‘who can be the most insufferable contest’ and the bird outside my window shows up:

It’s #letterboxdfriday which means I’m supposed to post my #lastfourwatched so here ya go!

Really loved this one and definitely recommend it! Heartbreaking but phenomenal boxd.it/cTGbrR

Genuinely, what would convince you to use the atrocities ice is committing to promote a movie that fired its Mexican lead for speaking out against genocide?

I decided 30 minutes was enough to judge. Very disappointed that this was so awful. boxd.it/cSNhZF

How long do you think I must watch a movie before I make my final judgment? Must I watch the whole thing? Or is 30 minutes enough to write off garbage…?

Absolutely hated the plot twist in this. It’s a pretty solid slasher but the twist definitely took a lot of steam out of this. boxd.it/cRmGwl

The worst part about having vivid dreams that feel real is waking up and not actually being sure if you’re up. That and being able to remember everything that happens in your dreams which sucks when it’s a scary one (last night was)

Knocked out a decent amount of movies during my snow day.

But democratic leaders will tell us not to stand up or act out because it’ll prove Trump right. Mind you the only time real change has ever been enacted is when people got their hands dirty. Taking the high road/bending the knee only gets you a pat on the back from those trying to oppress you

Too much happened in my dream last night to fit into one post but the main thing was me getting shot in my left shoulder. My subconscious loves fucking with me and remembering every detail of your dreams is not fun under those circumstances

What’s your sign? (I’m partial to these two)

TV show characters who I think would be canonical bisexual if their shows were made in the late 2010’s/early 2020’s

You’d think my one of a kind personality and my unique style of communication would make it hard to forget me yet I’ve become the human personification of Taylor Swift’s first Christmas EP. A little rough around the edges but I’m great! And people stopped acknowledging me after 2017

Every plan I made this weekend was cancelled on me so I made a spiked Root Beer and ranked pop girlies

Aye! The hearing in my left ear has finally returned to 100%! It’s been wonky since New Years😮‍💨

Did one of those character personality tests and my results are basically telling me to go back to therapy😅

Jeff The Baseball* Shark and friend

I may have lost the mug off but I shan’t lose the war!

If I tell you that you were in my dreams do NOT assume it was sex related! Sometimes we’re Power Rangers who’s megazord gets stolen and chained to a rocket😔

Starting my new book to wind me down for bedtime. Thank you @rosserford.bsky.social for what I think will be a great read💜

So far I’ve convinced 9 people to watch The Pitt and I’m just wondering when HBO is gonna cut me a check…. Like all this marketing and promo I’m doing for them deserves some compensation!!!

Forgot to cook dinner and now I’m moody which means it’s time for bed. Goodnight to all three people who will read this

My dream last night involved a racist mall, me being a doctor who quits after a patient dies, a mental breakdown during a party, a heart to heart with Teddy Altman from Grey’s, being stalked by a ghost, and adultery

My Talendar has officially been put up! First come, first serve on my available slots obvi

The Pitt season 2 starting off really strong! Loving the new characters and so glad to see my favorites from last season back in action! It was especially great to see episode 1 confirm some of the things I was hoping for….

Conservative politicians are mocking and justifying the death of an innocent woman and liberal politicians want to twiddle their thumbs and take the high road… There’s a reason the party keeps failing and it’s because most of the people with power/authority have no backbone or drive

Okay last one for at least a week! Ghostface* The Land Shark

Jeff The Plumber* Shark

Selfies of myself in the same three positions are sooooo last year. Posting pics of plushy Jeff in various outfits is current! My new gravy train has pulled into the station and he’s stuffed with a fin!

As you can see; I love the east coast😅

My top 8 films of 2025. Sinners was by far my favorite release of the year and if you haven’t seen it yet you should

Jeffrey: The Party* Shark is ready to hit the town🙂‍↕️

You ever watch a show from the early 2000’s and just know deep in your soul that a character would’ve been queer had the show released a few years later?

BEHOLD! My new son; Jeffrey The Land Shark!!!

4 different Espresso Martinis. The drink has finally redeemed itself in my eyes. (Peppermint Espresso Martini was the best)