Grandpa trade when I say our first date should be updating his last will and testament

I can’t tell if this week is especially shitty or if the blissful bubble made me forget the shit storm that is my everyday

Met 2 oomfs last year Met 2 oomfs (so far) this year Which 2 of you will I meet next year🤔

Life would be more whimsical if people started receiving ominous and vaguely threatening notes again

There was a giant bug in my room that has now disappeared. I’m seeking someone to kill it or a bug less sanctuary where I may take refuge🙏🏼

Rosschella was a blast🙂‍↕️ And yes, Madonna did headline but no photography was allowed😔

I’ve been in Pennsylvania for four hours and I’m still not out🫩 Why is one state 50% of my drive time😭

What in the crossover episode?! @rosserford.bsky.social

Fucking finally omg. Was in Pennsylvania for like three hours😭 Roadtrip like almost over

When I become president I’m airlifting Pennsylvania out of the U.S. and gifting it to France. This long ass fucking state😡

In road trip mode. 2 more states and 6 more hours to go🫩

Lorde that one time

One oomf deleted their account, another oomf ignoring me, and another oomf tricking me…. Oh my heart can’t take this…

Fixed my own PRNDL after watching a YouTube video. Now that I’m officially the Trade™ of the season I expect you guys to thirst more adequately

My taste has been certifiably real since 2015 open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

PRNDL on my car wouldn’t work this morning, Lyft driver had to pull over on the side of the road cause his car kept making noises, and work sent me on the road with a driver today…. Did I piss off the ancient goddess of motor-vehicles or something?

No one wishing me a Happy Mother’s Day even though I played a single mom in a 10th grade play during the winter student showcase….

“The lights are so bright” (Non-Alcoholic Version). My first time taking a stab at a non-alcoholic cocktail. Recipe comes from this awesome gift that @rosserford.bsky.social gave me for my birthday💜

I had leftover dumplings for breakfast and tried the blackberry Dr. Pepper but it tastes like cough syrup🫩

Y’all walk several steps in front of me😔 Y’all put me in the basement🥺 Y’all don’t lets me bejeweled😭

Old guys when I flirt with them by using a reference they don’t understand:

My car insurance is so fucking persistent omg. It’s not due til the middle of the month and I’ve already gotten 5 texts asking me to pay it😭

Alternate Universe Raye:

The bisexuals have claimed another baddie🙂‍↕️

Sister made dinner and I brought the tequila!

My favorite non-Beyoncé looks from the MET Gala last night

Got very gay off that tequila slushy and the Taylendar method really works.

Toy Story 5 releases June 19th 2026 and Taylor’s first song ‘Tim McGraw’ released June 19th 2006. Either she’s announcing an original song for the Toy Story 5 soundtrack, announcing Tim McGraw (Taylor’s Version) for the Toy Story 5 soundtrack, or we’re all delusional and its random merch

I love my slushy machine🙂‍↕️

When you have to guest judge Drag Race at 7 and defeat Shao Kahn at 8

We may not know where Taylor was this day but we do know where my signature polo is. Back home where it should be🫡

Didn’t even finish the first one but I’m so excited to play the first hour, get scared shitless, and then have oomf tell me how the rest of the game goes

TyChella night 2 was fucking crazy! Apparently I was whoopin’ ass on Dragon Ball nonchalantly

I have a yearly birthday party tradition where I make all my friends play a Kahoot about me to see who knows me the best. This year it’s 100 questions.

Taylor Swift not having a lyric that references being 24 is honestly the most problematic thing she’s done like ever

ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCH

ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCH

My birth week officially started today! (Friday is my actual birthday)

I’m going off the grid for a little again but I do hope everyone reads this thread. Even if you don’t care about this show I think this is an important conversation to have

Breaking my hiatus to discuss this. I’m so upset and frustrated over this news. During the entire S2 press run Supriya has been advocating for WoC and pushing for Hollywood to stop pinning South Asian women against one another and against black woman.

Some of you legitimately asked me to redownload this app and haven’t interacted with a single post since I did

It feels like Chappell just breathes and people find a reason to be mad at her. Could it be because she’s an outspoken queer woman and drag queen who doesn’t placate men or take disrespect? Nooooo it must be because she’s evil and bitchy and a diva!

Several oomfs have let me call them daddy so I have a question; if y’all are my dad then why tf haven’t you let my leach off you like a true nepo? My resumè is lacking references and I’d like to pad it out so who’s down to take a phone call for me and lie?

I’m chopped+unc, tummy’s hurting all week, left on read by 4 friends, saw my ex on Saturday, more untouched than potato salad with raisins, the black spot on my TV keeps getting bigger, and my upper left back hurts. But Hannah Montana is back next week so!

I am fucking seated for this. 20th anniversary of Hannah and Taylor this year. Very iconic time in history truly

Going to a St. Patty’s block party! Let’s see if I can keep up with the Irish😅

The backstory behind this is that I I woke up from a nightmare drenched in sweat where the only thing I could remember was that 4/27/26 is gonna be a bad day for me

How much stock should one put in an ominous warning you receive from a dream?

I found my sword!

Wasn’t gonna lose chess to a dog but this dog got hands😭