Gotta love a day that starts with a Dick in a box and ends with a socialist Muslim in Gracie Mansion

Lot of folks saying they’ll leave if Mamdani wins but full credit to Cheney for putting his money where his mouth is.

Rooting for walkoff catcher’s interference now

Let Bryson swing. No free outs in this situation pls Topper.

“Wait til next year” before the second game is over in a best of 5? In this economy? #highhopes

Put Bader on the IL and call up Matt Stairs

If your challah doesn’t have brisket in it, you’ve just blown it for the 5786th straight year.

Most Taijuan Walker starts are like what if they built the whole plane out of the Jordan Romano

They went with North of North when Parkas and Recreation was right there

Couldn’t wait a half inning to eulogize Lee Elia while Casty bats? Malpractice imo

Classic @mlb.com: they give out $10 coupons at the MLB shop to compensate for MLB TV subscribers not being able to watch opening day. But they set it up so you have to sacrifice free shipping to get the coupon, so it’s … not really a coupon? And the feedback email account is broken. Nice work guys.

Look I don’t know how the rest of this is gonna go so I’m giving credit for the 17-0 lead to my baking pork, rabe, and provolone into a pretzel.

Today, like every day, is a great day to recall this classic piece of ThisAmericana

The real scandal is that Kathy Hochul’s thugs murdered the one squirrel that *wasn’t* trying to rob my peach tree.

Proclaim liberty throughout all the land and all the inhabitants thereof, even the haters and losers

Visualizing Weston Wilson game-tying homer

That could have gone better

If the Phillies get out of this inning with a zero I think they should automatically win the series. Also if it all falls apart I think they should automatically win the series. I guess I might have a bias.

Nice job Ranger. And Jeff. Would be a good night for the bullpen to wake up.

How about 12 runs in the top of the 3rd and Tanner Banks pitches the rest of this.

Doesn’t matter what order you win the three games in.

Said

For real

Not sure of the political math of talking about cats guts instead of tax cuts

Looks like a Brazilian new users just signed up

This is just a trap so they can legally murder you after you sign their terms of service.

Couldn’t bear it anymore? Worm out his welcome? More like Can’tedy amirite

Because the beach belongs to plovers…