wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

I need to fix this, my RGB lighting set up can wait

How do I figure out what pots and soil plants need cause I think Prowl is planning my offlining.

I have seen things I cannot unsee and learned never to go through another bots belongings (or messages) without permission…

Thinking about Prime again and I’m looking through old conversations……………

Can’t have scrap in Detroit

Woah did anyone else see that?

Aw scrap, he’s back

Where does Ratchet keep the fly swatter?

Who snitched on me to Optimus about my rocket boosters?

Can someone tell Prowl to check his DMs. It’s uhh not quite urgent but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

QUICK I NEED NEW FATHERS DAY IDEAS THAT DONT INVOLVE PAINT OR CONFETTI

I think...I think I miss Prime.

@bestpinkbot.bsky.social Can you distract Ratchet? I need to put something in his medbay. Its a super big secret

Happy Father's Day @ratchet-hatchet.bsky.social

Also is it just me or is Ultra Magnus just like, a little scary. Like, intimidating scary. I’m not saying he’s intimidating to me! But in general, y’know?

Has anyone seen Bulkhead? He has my extension cord and I need it to string up some cool RGB lights in my new room.

HOW MANY SLAGGING DECEPTICONS ARE GOING TO FOLLOW ME I JUST MADE THIS ACCOUNT I DONT WANT IT GONE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone seen Bossbot? Normally he gets after me pretty quick after I uh… ahem, find myself in what the humans call a “pickle” Not sure what an acid soaked vegetable has to do with getting into trouble. NOT THAT I GOT INTO TROUBLE Just saying.

Gamers I was going to post my victory but I got my bumper handed to me, I am NOT posting that.

@ninjaprowler.bsky.social There's a weird furry thing in my room. Can you get it? I think it came from your tree. Please come get it it won't stop trying to stuff acorns in my seams.

No one saw me get my bumper kicked at the arcade playing Tekken, right?

Ok, should’ve kept my intake shut

I’m gonna race Blurr tonight. On a scale of “how long Prime’s going to rant about responsibility again”…how screwed am I? As long as it doesn’t beat the current record of 2 hours, I think we’re ballin

Have any of you seen the new trailer for Jungle Jammers 4? I mean, it looks cool but 2 was the best movie out of them, no one can top that!

I don’t think he remembers me from bootcamp

Bossbot trying to be Dadimus Prime

I am six-sevenuenly so stoked to have a social media account again.

Bossbot pulling up on Sari (real) (colorized)

CHIITAN??????????

Whoever told Arcee sybau is going to get merked by Ratchet. Count your days.

Guess who's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack