www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/w... Wow Trump isn’t even mentioned as a contender. Biased much @nytimes.com???

Hey woke libs, stop asking Dan Bagina for results and please give him the same benefit of the doubt he notoriously gave all his predecessors when he was a podcast host.

The libs laughed, but Trump is the great unifier. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

Wow so now socialist Grok Abbott is OPENLY pushing the TRANS agenda. Look at this: his voucher scam will pay for TRANSportation costs with OUR tax dollars??!!? The wokeness is obvious to anyone paying attention. 😡

Okay all he did was text confidential military secrets to a journalist that could have put American lives in danger. I thought it was going to say he was woke or something. Whew.

You’re telling me a chicken fried this steak?!?

If you haven't already, come enjoy the satire of Concerned Parent in North Texas, @zachrunsthings.bsky.social. It will bring a smile to you in the otherwise disappointing days of this unique administration.

Wow, so now the woke libs think all cars should have sides that DON’T fall off? So much for the tolerant left. stocks.apple.com/A9LzUPdPNQAy...

Nice try lib media. Texas farmers - and really all rural Texans - are well known for being outrageously woke.

Interesting because I never mentioned Christian Nationalism… just said it is odd that he claims God told him to ask a pedo for his blessing before opening his church… also he blocked me. 🤔❄️

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Sorry libs. Go woke, go broke.

Concerned Parent in North Texas can’t make satire about Robert Morris and Gateway cover-up. Mercy Culture was spawned by Gateway and Robert Morris specifically. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2VTxb4r/

Patiently waiting behind a new Tesla owner trying to figure out how to gas up. Suck it libs. 💪🏻😎👌🏻

BREAKING: Rand Paul has gone woke.

Trump accomplished in a mere 6 weeks what Biden couldn’t do in 4 YEARS. Take that, libs.

Wait, so now Trump is going to make the economy TRANS?!? Patriots wake up, MAGA has gone WOKE! 😡 stocks.apple.com/ACeoLwsOYRhG...

Anyone who does their own research can tell that this is obviously a left wing rag. It has ECO right there in the title. Woke.

I want to apologize. I have previously stated that TX state rep Nate Scatslime is “the straightest man alive.” I stand corrected. His pastor London Scoot is clearly EVEN straighter. 💪🏻

Nice try libs. Now show me in the Bible where Jesus said that it’s a sin to celebrate putting innocent children at risk to potentially lethal preventable diseases due to a fundamentally flawed worldview and a lack of understanding of modern medicine. I’ll wait.

1. Mississippi 2. Oklahoma 3. Arkansas 4. Louisiana

Libs are so pathetic. They just can’t imagine finding pleasure in having another man’s bulbous misshapen makeup caked face softly cradling your junk.

Republicans are doing such a great job that they’re not even going to hold town halls anymore. Checkmate libs. www.politico.com/live-updates...

Something to (not) be proud of.

We’re jumping up the ranks. Take that libs.

This sounds like such a good, cost effective suggestion to people who have never raised chickens in their life. 🤠

Sorry but this just doesn’t make sense. Has no one informed the market that it’s called the Gulf of America now?!?

Interesting

Facts are useful tools to combat fascism #resist

When you see WOKE Texans say “DON’T CALIFORNIA MY TEXAS” it means they are afraid of our taxes being lowered. www.chron.com/news/houston...

BREAKING: Trump admin makes FIRST mistake. 🤯

EARNEST POST: This is my son’s 1st grade teacher who really is the absolute BEST and has made a huge difference in his school experience. She wants to use the award money to pay her tuition, buy classroom items and fund her nonprofit. Please go vote for her! americasfavteacher.org/2025/carly

So even the DOGE employees themselves are now telling us that DOGE is dangerous and bad, which should serve as a CLEAR SIGN to anyone with a brain… that the woke mind virus is stronger than we thought. 😢 www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/u...

If you haven’t sent her money by now you are officially a woke lib.

If you’re a rightwing podcaster and you haven’t gotten an appointment yet, stay in line. You are legally entitled to one.

Money well spent. It's not like they are about to cut 880 billion from Medicare and social security. But gotta thank the 🍊man first.

Angry libs claim this is a huge waste of taxpayer money, but it’s common knowledge that spending $200M trying to convince people you’re doing a good job is PROOF of what a good job you’re doing. 💁🏼‍♀️ www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Please give Zach a follow and help him find his footing here. He's found a great way to go after the right with his humor. Zach has/had a great following at the other place and other platforms.💙💙

Conservatives, join me in making a stand and bravely protesting the woke libs and big government. END ROAD WORK!

Oh, no one wants to pay for ads on Elon’s echo chamber anymore because it’s devolving into absolute garbage??? Then, explain this libs. I’ll wait.

$8B or $8M? doesn’t matter. Decimals are the new pronouns.

The fact that the DOGE numbers don’t add up is just further proof that MATH IS WOKE.

Finally, a biblically accurate dinosaur. 🫡

#DEIRoadDesign #ThinkWeNeedMoreNotLess

WHY would ANY road need to do this??? This is what happens when you let SICK, TWISTED libs design roads.

The Walter Masterson of Texas. 😂

Thank you for contacting the Concerned Parent Hotline for Anti-Woke Advice. While LEGO may seem less woke than real flowers (which are of course woke) it is a FOREIGN company based in Denmark and many people consider LEGO to be a STEM activity (well known code for WOKE). Also ANY present is woke.

This concerned Parent in Texas is really going after the WOKE mindset. Seriously some of his stuff is hysterical and some days we all need a little humor. @zachrunsthings.bsky.social

well, he is working on his parenting skills bsky.app/profile/zach...