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about 2 years ago
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I think Trevor Henderson came into my work today and I could not make myself ask him if he was who I thought but.... the knowledge that it might have been him will haunt me
8 days ago
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shout out to the beautiful person who was wearing a slay the princess shirt that when I shouted a compliment about it, tried to blow a kiss at me and almost fell of their bike
about 1 month ago
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tbh I think I deserve to just be the pampered, spoiled cat of a hot, evil older lady and not this whole.... self sufficient adult thing
2 months ago
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As someone who looooves dancing as a stim, gogo dancing is great because it's like I'm getting paid to be autistic
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5 months ago
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Hey so my apartment caught fire π Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't! Thanks!
gofund.me/6060e745
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Donate to Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help, organized by Morgan Lerner
My name is Morgan and recently there was a fire in my apartment. Luckily, no o⦠Morgan Lerner needs your support for Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help
https://gofund.me/6060e745
6 months ago
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Can I just take a whole week of off everything to catch up on my podcasts? To do nothing but Sleep and take leisurely walks while I listen to my podcasts and audio book backlog? I'm tired just want someone to cook a meal for me and take care of me πππ
6 months ago
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Oh no everyone reaction to malevolent s5 finale got me worried.... gotta catch up π©
7 months ago
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I'm totally normal for listening to Would You Fall In Love With Me Again repeat for three days straight YOURE the weird one for catching me crying to it while I walk the dog
7 months ago
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anyways here's Jon Jon
7 months ago
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I'm trying to save money but I want take out πππ I want curry I want pad thai
7 months ago
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Kate π
7 months ago
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!π€π©Άπ€π
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Shout out to the emotional support animal that alerted on me at the park the other day... buddy knew I was UnWell and Expirencing The Horrors
7 months ago
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ππππ technically I can afford the will wood tickets but it would not be financially responsible .... BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???πππππππππππ
7 months ago
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key-lime pie
7 months ago
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! [
#art
#illustration
#mothkittens
#π³οΈ
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I feel like I seem normal but my stress levels are definitely not as indicated by the fact that I've started food hoarding again @__@
7 months ago
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My phone always tries to autocorrect my email to Morgan kleptomania which like.... yeah fair but you didn't have to call me out on it
7 months ago
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I don't want to watch anything new I want to erase my memory of watching NBC's Hannibal so I live through that all over again I want to feel alive again bro
7 months ago
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Wish I hadn't gotten rid of my character heels π© I mean sure they had blood in the but sturdy dance heels are expensive
7 months ago
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Anyone got tips on how to not grind your teeth at all hours of the day? And don't say "reduce stress" because HAH
8 months ago
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Am I sick or am I just a loser? Am I more afraid of being sick or of being a lover?
8 months ago
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Haus of Decline
8 months ago
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UUUUUUUUUGGH WHY DO I HAVE TO EXIST IN A HUMAN BODY I NEED TO BE THE HAUNTING FOG
8 months ago
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For someone who does not care very much for Bill Cipher as a character, I have a LOT of ideas for Bill themed burlesque routines
8 months ago
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I need to see a doctor badly but the fear of medical bills had me choosing the possibility of a slow death over a possible potential and a lifetime of medical debt π« And there's always the chance that nothing is wrong! So it's fine!
8 months ago
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Everything is a mess and I'm flinstone-ing this car wreck of a life but I do think a nice collar and someone calling me their good pet would make it better
8 months ago
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Whenever I have a bad brain time I start singing Country Roads to block out the evil thoughts but its important to me that everyone knows I'm specifically singing the Brandi Carlisle cover
8 months ago
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Nothing like hearing a party outside below and hearing "Kitty!" And realizing they are referring to Jon who's sitting the window staring down at them. All while I research heroin withdraw. For writing purposes
9 months ago
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wikinoodlesπ
9 months ago
Stan themed doodles from sometime ago π₯° maybe I will post here mostly doodles?hmmm must ponder on it
#gravityfalls
#stanleypines
#mabelpines
#dipperpines
#waddles
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Gotta love learning more horrifying lore about your piece of shit narcissistic father π«
9 months ago
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silas denver πΈ
11 months ago
redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times π
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11 months ago
When men have their button up unbuttoned down their chest- like great, Iβm glad weβve established your a slut
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My hyper fixation really do be fixating... I was supposed to edit 5 chapters of a book but instead I've written 5 chapters about Stanley Pines Beloved
9 months ago
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Made kare kare for the first time βΊοΈ
9 months ago
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Is it still hypochondria if I never go to the doctor about it
9 months ago
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I guess I'll start using here over any other social media but also the thought of having to repost my pics is a nightmare... imma do it but I'm not gonna like it Anyways here's some times I was hot
9 months ago
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Got sent home from work today because my legs could not support me π« I'm getting worse and getting full medical assessments is too expensive and scary
9 months ago
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I think the route of Slay The Princess I just played gave me the emotional equivalent of a concussion π« π« π« ow
9 months ago
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You know for someone who writes as much as I do you'd think I'd be able to keep a consistent tense throughout a goddamn paragraph
10 months ago
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Sometimes I desire to chew on my own arms until I hit the bone and eat my own raw flesh is this normal or do I have an iron deficiency
10 months ago
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Death and Despair! Death and Despair!
10 months ago
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10 months ago
Drag Stanley request from my Kofi
#stanleypines
#gravityfalls
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10 months ago
Stanuary 2025 : Angst
#GravityFalls
#StanleyPines
#StanfordPines
#Stanuary2025
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The toxic amount of caffeine is supposedly 1200mg and I've only had 1190mg so I should be totally fine right
10 months ago
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Thinkin bout how my acting teacher told us not to use our own real traumatic memories to portray our emotions in a scene because that's just retruamatizing yourself but as a writer that is our bread and butter so.... Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
10 months ago
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I wanna eat popcorn again but after finding out more or less what my reaction to it is called I also found out that my reactions will get worse every time I have one so like I could totally kill myself by eating popcorn and I think that'd just be a really funny way to go like I'd suffer but still
10 months ago
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Can't wait for my hair to grow out so I can get Vitkor's gay little glow up jesus hair
11 months ago
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I love being a writer because sometimes I have no idea if a line is actually funny or if I'm just having a great time walking around my apartment repeating the line to myself for a little laugh
11 months ago
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Sometimes when eating is hard for me I think about how much I wish I could just have a food that was lil crunchies that gave me all the nutrients I needed but that's really just like...kibble huh
11 months ago
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got referred to as 'the autistic twink' π like you're not wrong but hEY
11 months ago
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Holly π
11 months ago
Find what you love and share it with the world β¨ Sharing some of my paintings on Bluesky tonight π¨
#art
#painting
#fnaf
#fivenightsatfreddys
#acrylic
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