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over 2 years ago
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I really could compile and edit my stories into an anthology pretty easily but unfortunately 75% of my brain capacity is still filled up with Stan and Ford Pines so there's really not much of a chance of it getting done.
7 days ago
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uouuuauugh must I always suffer from heart burn??? everytime??? I eaties???? cruel
25 days ago
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I do wonder sometimes what would have happened if I held out through The Hell Job for the paycheck, but you know ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ I'll never know. Can't change the past.
about 1 month ago
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it's like... Born to be Eurydice, forced to play Orpheus you know?
about 2 months ago
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me: man why do I keep having vivid nightmares EVERY night??? also me: time for my bedtime story!!!
about 2 months ago
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I think Trevor Henderson came into my work today and I could not make myself ask him if he was who I thought but.... the knowledge that it might have been him will haunt me
2 months ago
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shout out to the beautiful person who was wearing a slay the princess shirt that when I shouted a compliment about it, tried to blow a kiss at me and almost fell of their bike
3 months ago
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tbh I think I deserve to just be the pampered, spoiled cat of a hot, evil older lady and not this whole.... self sufficient adult thing
4 months ago
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As someone who looooves dancing as a stim, gogo dancing is great because it's like I'm getting paid to be autistic
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7 months ago
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Hey so my apartment caught fire ๐ Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't! Thanks!
gofund.me/6060e745
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Donate to Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help, organized by Morgan Lerner
My name is Morgan and recently there was a fire in my apartment. Luckily, no oโฆ Morgan Lerner needs your support for Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help
https://gofund.me/6060e745
8 months ago
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Can I just take a whole week of off everything to catch up on my podcasts? To do nothing but Sleep and take leisurely walks while I listen to my podcasts and audio book backlog? I'm tired just want someone to cook a meal for me and take care of me ๐๐๐
8 months ago
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Oh no everyone reaction to malevolent s5 finale got me worried.... gotta catch up ๐ฉ
8 months ago
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I'm totally normal for listening to Would You Fall In Love With Me Again repeat for three days straight YOURE the weird one for catching me crying to it while I walk the dog
9 months ago
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anyways here's Jon Jon
9 months ago
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I'm trying to save money but I want take out ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I want curry I want pad thai
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐
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Shout out to the emotional support animal that alerted on me at the park the other day... buddy knew I was UnWell and Expirencing The Horrors
9 months ago
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๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ technically I can afford the will wood tickets but it would not be financially responsible .... BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! [
#art
#illustration
#mothkittens
#๐ณ๏ธ
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I feel like I seem normal but my stress levels are definitely not as indicated by the fact that I've started food hoarding again @__@
9 months ago
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My phone always tries to autocorrect my email to Morgan kleptomania which like.... yeah fair but you didn't have to call me out on it
9 months ago
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I don't want to watch anything new I want to erase my memory of watching NBC's Hannibal so I live through that all over again I want to feel alive again bro
9 months ago
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Wish I hadn't gotten rid of my character heels ๐ฉ I mean sure they had blood in the but sturdy dance heels are expensive
9 months ago
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Anyone got tips on how to not grind your teeth at all hours of the day? And don't say "reduce stress" because HAH
9 months ago
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Haus of Decline
10 months ago
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UUUUUUUUUGGH WHY DO I HAVE TO EXIST IN A HUMAN BODY I NEED TO BE THE HAUNTING FOG
10 months ago
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For someone who does not care very much for Bill Cipher as a character, I have a LOT of ideas for Bill themed burlesque routines
10 months ago
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I need to see a doctor badly but the fear of medical bills had me choosing the possibility of a slow death over a possible potential and a lifetime of medical debt ๐ซ And there's always the chance that nothing is wrong! So it's fine!
10 months ago
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Everything is a mess and I'm flinstone-ing this car wreck of a life but I do think a nice collar and someone calling me their good pet would make it better
10 months ago
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Whenever I have a bad brain time I start singing Country Roads to block out the evil thoughts but its important to me that everyone knows I'm specifically singing the Brandi Carlisle cover
10 months ago
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Nothing like hearing a party outside below and hearing "Kitty!" And realizing they are referring to Jon who's sitting the window staring down at them. All while I research heroin withdraw. For writing purposes
11 months ago
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11 months ago
Stan themed doodles from sometime ago ๐ฅฐ maybe I will post here mostly doodles?hmmm must ponder on it
#gravityfalls
#stanleypines
#mabelpines
#dipperpines
#waddles
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Gotta love learning more horrifying lore about your piece of shit narcissistic father ๐ซ
11 months ago
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about 1 year ago
redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times ๐
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โผ๏ธThe Silly Billyโผ๏ธ
about 1 year ago
When men have their button up unbuttoned down their chest- like great, Iโm glad weโve established your a slut
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My hyper fixation really do be fixating... I was supposed to edit 5 chapters of a book but instead I've written 5 chapters about Stanley Pines Beloved
11 months ago
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Made kare kare for the first time โบ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Is it still hypochondria if I never go to the doctor about it
11 months ago
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I guess I'll start using here over any other social media but also the thought of having to repost my pics is a nightmare... imma do it but I'm not gonna like it Anyways here's some times I was hot
11 months ago
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Got sent home from work today because my legs could not support me ๐ซ I'm getting worse and getting full medical assessments is too expensive and scary
11 months ago
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I think the route of Slay The Princess I just played gave me the emotional equivalent of a concussion ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ ow
11 months ago
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You know for someone who writes as much as I do you'd think I'd be able to keep a consistent tense throughout a goddamn paragraph
11 months ago
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Sometimes I desire to chew on my own arms until I hit the bone and eat my own raw flesh is this normal or do I have an iron deficiency
11 months ago
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Death and Despair! Death and Despair!
11 months ago
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12 months ago
Drag Stanley request from my Kofi
#stanleypines
#gravityfalls
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12 months ago
Stanuary 2025 : Angst
#GravityFalls
#StanleyPines
#StanfordPines
#Stanuary2025
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The toxic amount of caffeine is supposedly 1200mg and I've only had 1190mg so I should be totally fine right
12 months ago
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Thinkin bout how my acting teacher told us not to use our own real traumatic memories to portray our emotions in a scene because that's just retruamatizing yourself but as a writer that is our bread and butter so.... ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
12 months ago
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I wanna eat popcorn again but after finding out more or less what my reaction to it is called I also found out that my reactions will get worse every time I have one so like I could totally kill myself by eating popcorn and I think that'd just be a really funny way to go like I'd suffer but still
about 1 year ago
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Can't wait for my hair to grow out so I can get Vitkor's gay little glow up jesus hair
about 1 year ago
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