Wait so if it all just boils down to work and bills does.. that make work... pet enrichment??

This place is boring asf my time here has come 🕊️ byebye

Too tired

lmfaoo I got on the wrong bus I'm so stupid

Not sure

pokes u with my foot

this what they call my pussy

Bleed!

I've started writing a story about a reporter in a fantasy world maybe I'll share it or maybe I'll keep it as a writing exercise idk yet

¶ Inserting a pilcrow whenever I see the chance. ¶ Except it kinda just looks like I've gone plural. ¶ Maybe the pilcrow died for a reason now that I think about it. ¶ Damn.

Real Pilcrow Heads Stand Up

¶ is my favorite punctuation and I'm afraid with nobody writing their own college essays it'll be lost forever

The more adjectives you put in your bio the more powerful you become

I finally found my new pfp and banner this fits me much better lol

finally got her to shut up #umamusume #ゴルマク #ウマ娘プリティーダービー #yuri #KabanArt #GoldShip #MejiroMcQueen

Heavy on all three.

love when I see a complaint at work that seems suspiciously 'wahwah poor me im so special and needy 😖' only to look up the person and found out that they're a multimillionaire ceo

I've just learned that the human skull has a tiny hole like the size of a rice grain which sorta kinda makes us all lil deathstars

Good afternoon and goodnight my loves

more art sharing 🤲✨ I actually drew this exact mouse a long time ago LOL

Like a pencil without a sharpener where's the point of it all

My favorite part of the internet surprisingly is when you go "i hate this random VA from this old ass game sooo much" only to get a reply from No.1VAFan like "YOU LEAVE MY KING ALONE MASAHARU MARDA DID NOTHING TO YOU I'LL KILL UR FUKIN MOM"

Nerds Candy sounds like the name of a stripper you'd find in Las Vegas at 2:46pm outside the alcoholic Taco Bell but idk good on them for having the bravery to name their entire company that or whatever

sex without oral is like a ship without a sail i mean what's even the point

I'm silent like the G in Lasagna the way I'm hitting Garfield's G-Spot

Emily Brontë used her short and talented life to give us the only respectable incest story you can read in public

The only realistic part of any harem anime is immediately dropping everything to move in with someone that won't charge you rent

I've never even eaten ass I'm such a poser

Naw jk I'm normal we all gotta give into The Freak inside us a lil

I also used to write all sorts of stuff on nearly every inch of my walls in red ink while anxious because I am Not Normal

I used to have the coordinates of Mao's official burial site written on my wall in red ink

RIP Mao need I say more what a real one

I immediately regret my last post but not enough to delete it

Do I do crack? Of course I do crack! I love eating ass!

are you able to tell that i click on the stupid lil draft button before i even think of a post? i bet you can tell...

I've never sat down to pee. In fact. I've never even. Peed before.

If Ben Franklin was alive he would've loved baddies in cookies monster pants

who up aliciaing their keys

yorking my new 'til i where dreams are made of

When your friend says he's got a guy

Blunt & picnic here with the gals

Like a bowl of chicken noodle soup I be making 'em say "Thanks mom"

Seattle had made me hate rich people like a thousand times more and I was already a marxist before I got here

I've just discovered that there's a horse girl game anime and thats probably why they made the game but like sorry I've got no interest in watching it all these eyes can do is watch my credit card swipe

Fun Fact! Uma Musume Pretty Derby actually means 'gamblers fallacy' in Japanese!

My phone can't get a charge because I keep booting up horse girl game

something something daiwa scarlet summer something something

Shen is Akita Neru’s number one fan