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All those thugs saying, “I’m just doing my job.” My dudes, you chose to apply for that job. You chose to suit up and play tough guy. Do you not see the damage you are doing? Do you not see how you are wrong? Your God and your ancestors will repudiate you. Your soul will betray you. Get out now.

“I second that Demotion” 🎹🎼🎤

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We had Impossible(tm) meatball stroganoff tonight and it was so good, nobody talked at dinner. I guess that’s why they call it “impossible”!

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Abolish ICE is not a radical demand. It is common sense. What we're seeing can't be reformed.

A synagogue was burned to the ground in Mississippi Trump hasn’t said shit Media hasn’t said shit F the faux outrage when a temple is actually destroyed

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Just to let you know, the herd and I will be moving to West Xylophone in the near future. We are currently looking for it on a … (what is this thing?) *off stage whisper* Yes, a map. We are a herd of deer looking for jobs that don’t involve us winding up as jerky. Thank you, good day.

Let’s talk about mammals for a second. Why do we all have different feet? Like some of us have hooves and some of us have paws and then there’s all kinds of other kinds. *receives psychic bulletin from whales that ofc they don’t have feet* to which we say “duh” in unison, “because water!” Adapt

Feeling awfully restless. Unfortunately so does my stomach. I will be pacing the living room like a sad tiger in a mid-size US city zoo tonight, Instead of frolicking with my herd. Y’all have a good night tonight. (Don’t get too tired for peace, love, or understanding.)

Faces of ICE victims killed while in custody. We don’t forget about them.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

I somehow navigated to my feed and started reading the posts. I was like, “wow, this guy is a genius, like like like” I forgot I was scrolling on my own feed. Is it live? Or is it Memorex?

Just your friendly neighborhood deer reminding you: if you ALL use AI for everything it WILL be too warm to kill off the bugs and as a deer, I’m just saying Eff you. Do you have your own flies and ticks named after you? No? Then shut up. Signed, A. Deer

So how are the Epstein Files’ release coming? Any day now?

I can’t even with all this— And yet, I do. Blowing wind sounds like the shrieking scream of a child Who has just heard Mother is dead, Shot (ofc) There were two shots heard round the world: One built this country; The other destroyed it.

This is the most gut-wrenching summation

Another week, another… Wait, he did WHAT!?!?

Same for deer. 🦌🦌🦌 (Don’tcha just love sexist emojis. Ugh, humans!)

Suffering an MDE today. Remedy? My stomach tells me to fast. My hooves tell me to get moving. I have no fawns to look after. The den could use a spruce. The terrible winds have died down—will there be more? Will it be worse? Oh! Spoke too soon. I wish these clumsy clankers could play the guitar.

I wish the Hippocratic Oath applied to *everyone* I mean peoplekind. Totes obvs It applies to deer—but human people reserve it only for doctors? I wish fealty to the Constitution of the United States similarly applied everyone living in its borders too, even the ones who take an oath to do so.

Several years ago when the first Trump campaign was just a laughable blip on an anyone’s radar, there was a Tom Tomorrow comic strip outlining what his presidency would be like. It was uncannily prescient, and it ended with him flying off to Moscow with all our money.

Who agrees? ✋

I bought some cognac for a recipe. Remembering the scene from “The Unbearable Lightness of Being” where Juliette Binoche says, “Ah, cognac!” I’ve wanted to taste it. Tried it today. Not a fan. But it did make my coffee more interactive.

Sometimes I can’t believe what I’m reading because it’s so completely obviously bullshit, and Sometimes I can’t believe what I’m reading because it’s the fucking truth.

Just your friendly neighborhood deer reminding you: if you ALL use AI for everything it WILL be too warm to kill off the bugs and as a deer, I’m just saying Eff you. Do you have your own flies and ticks named after you? No? Then shut up. Signed, A. Deer

I know we said “No Kings”and everything, right, but we get to keep this one.

Seems if you want people to not wear pajamas at the airport, you should make it so they don’t have to sleep there when their flights get delayed or cancelled?

Ouch! The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie!

Heaven is not an exclusive club in the sky where you have to say the secret password to get in. Heaven is the world we make better for others. If you’re not actively engaged in repairing the world, your talk of heaven is nothing but stinkbreath.

Introduced my husband today to The Rutles. He tolerated it for a while, but when it got to “Ouch!” He spit out his seltzer. My work here is almost done.

I’m here for all your art, your photography, crafts, foods. I can’t boil a pencil. I’m a deer. Happy peace making holiday. That is what this one is about, isn’t it?

I love it when iTunes knows exactly when to bring up Liz Phair in my algorithm.

If I were a middle-aged woman losing the last of her fucks, I too, would ask Santa for a dishwasher. Now, while I’m alive.

Ahem, pardon me, but the drug that’s killing us all is their unbridled greed and hubris.

I keep thinking that somewhere there is an incarcerated youth who could be rehabilitating themself with the help of the dog Ms. Maxwell is currently enjoying. Talk about injustice.

So close to buying a pack of cigarettes today.

The thing I’m currently worked up about is these people using encased US flags in the background of their zoom calls. But they’re not the same size as the standard flag given a grieving family member after losing a service member. They’re mere decoration. Makes me sick.

Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

And let's name names. #ElonMusk #MarcoRubio #RussellVought and #DonaldTrump (with help from #JohnRoberts). This is premeditated murder--of children. You can spin it anyway you like but you cannot escape this fact.

What’s wrong with this clear captions commercial: Lady on cell phone at restaurant: “I can’t hear on the phone.” Her friend says, Here, come to my house. Get a landline! Um…

It might be a better strategy for me to root for teams I *don’t* like. I think I’m a baseball cooler or something. Better luck next time, Jays.

Just think, he *could* have instead built big beautiful hotels along the border, offered the bedraggled immigrants a place to rest in comfort, something to eat, and a chance to properly get their paperwork in order. With all that $$ he could have done this so much better—could have been a hero.