Operation epic fail. Operation epic fuck up. Operation Epstein files. The jokes write themselves.

I love bread porn, but this is a bit extreme. It's like a snuff film of bread.

WTAF does that even mean.

#cancelinstacart. My friend had his account hacked through Instacart. The thief bought two iPads and had them delivered to a guy in a silver Toyota 4Runner in the parking lot of a hotel. Instacart will not help. If you use Instacart remove your payment information now.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThnrVy59/ #cancelinstacart

I've been thinking. We got used to school shootings, mob violence, mob rule, mob killings. Only time before we have to adjust to mass killings. What will it take? Carpet bombing an American city, or will that be too late. It's too late now. We watch the spectacles and think not here where I

@Dancingqwen

Sometimes things don’t go as planned and it can still be a good day.

Holiday fun

Need a Giggle?

God I love this…

Because we all need to laugh theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns...

Try to give someone you like the ick. If they still talk to it's because they are waiting for you to be served the protection order. How is it still Monday?

Dear God People Wake Up www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kKoDEX/

In a bar in Lyons. This feels like vacation

🚨🧵1/2 Tomorrow, 8/9 in Ft. Worth, DFW is standing together at 3:00 to support our TX DEM REPS No excuse, it’s plenty of time for ya’ll to drive up from Houston, Austin & San Antonio & even stop at Buckees for a Brisket sandwich Or as we say in TX regardless of where you live, “Ya’ll come on down!”

This sums me up if I was a DND character.

Do you suffer from MAGA?” Symptoms may include: denial of reality, obsessive flag hoarding, and irrational fear of books.

What I see when I think of Trump

oh thank god for that

Finished version.

Getting my cut and color on.

Gay cowboy night

Looking for gay dart or pool leagues around Denver. Anyone got deets?

Yeah, you know, it's a bit hard to focus on my work tasks when I'm losing rights by the minute and might get thrown into a concentration camp at any moment.

Deplorable #kristinoem #alligatoralcatraz

Denver Pride. Labor Pride. Not just to celebrate, but to stand in solidarity. Because weak people like Lauren Boebert are relentless in their attack on LGBTQ+ rights. And Pride Month ends, but the march for civil rights—for freedom, dignity, belonging—continues. Every month. Each day.

Pride party pregame

Women's hockey summer league about to start

I am not distracted. He's still a taco titty

Sunday is for softball! Go Barbies!!

Arrest ICE.

There was a parade?

Y'all! I got a patio !

Fuck Donald TACO

Fills my heart with joy.

That's what you get. #Nokings bitch.

#nokings. We the people!

Last thought on No Kings Day, there are more of us than them. Period. Full stop. We are legion.