first time showering at the gym okayyy

Yes Sir @ The Cuff was cute 😇

some sesames can’t be unopened

i hope Gaga liked my gay guy outfit 🖤🤍❤️

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post ren faire hiiiii 🤴🏻

i missed fitting rooms 😌

someone yelled “Bad Bunny???” at me yesterday. I do not see this for me but ok fierce

mama a birthday behind you 😇

happy sol-tits 🌞

Rodentia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

like my haircut? 😈

happy pride from me and mine 🍈🍈

happy pride month to this diva only

A Taylor song in the Handmaid’s Tale?

never posted this here hiiiii 🙂‍↕️

sadly writing alt text reminds me how many pictures I post are exactly the same so I don’t post as much 😭

have you ever had Krispy Kreme? 🍦👅

who wants some soup?

wishing a very “I hope he disappears under mysterious circumstances” to all my girls with loser ass boyfriends today

serving c*nt or c*ntly serving amirite?

blush and bronzer are like family to me, and family is everything

i remember one time I HAD to tell a guy he looked just like a fayum mummy portrait when flirting

ads disguised as snapchats I know y’all ain’t one of my homie faggots

never posted this here hiiiii 🙂‍↕️

this one was a hit with the me community

Americas Next Top John Wilkes Booth

I love lexi so so much but diva… I have to ask… was this the garment you planned on creating from the start?

the public have spoken, gym pics are still tea

are we tired of gym progress pics team

vampires are just the nonbinaries of the life spectrum

i love Ted Danson sorry

yee hog

bedcore

lifting so I can pick up boyfriends

also i don’t think he and I follow each other on here, but if we do and you see this, im like sooo kidding and if you could actually just bring me with you that would be so major diva

i hate rich people. someone just told me they’re processing personal turmoil by planning trips. i have to process by working myself to death and rotting

progress?

i think i could corner the slutty underwear while wearing wool sweater market actually

and conversely, cock

merry christmas from me and mine (c*ck) 🎀

2NE1 being back still feels unreal. a dream i hope to never wake from

me 2 myself i fear

hole

what the hell, sure

hello whores 😌

and what do you bitches know about folding a fitted sheet? fuck all probably

and when I make all of us a nice cup of miso soup? what then?

oyster sauce is soooo cunty