off to see the markiplier movie that i didn't know was a markiplier movie when i bought a ticket to see the markiplier movie

fursuits are couture

the ego boost of blowing a 24yo's back out and knowing full well you just changed their life forever

money game, mind game 洗脳 nation

this came to me in a dream

this is where i post from

I was in the mood for Rat bois, so sketched this big sweaty beast

i get a burrito from a place around the corner from work about once or twice a week, and they hook me up. today they put so much steak in my burrito it ripped while he was folding it.

watched rosemary's baby last night because chip had not seen it, and um...is this a mandela effect? i clearly remember there being a shot at the end of the movie pointing up from inside the pram (baby's pov) of the group looking down into the pram. but there was no such shot in the film. am i crazy?

urianger :)

im convinced i have big junk because i drank a lot of milk as a kid, like a blue ribbon pumpkin

i think y'all would be alarmed at how much cow's milk i drink

until the floor caves into the basement

brush me like a horse

monday monday

i'm on attempt 1,000,000 of being weed sober (which makes me entirely sober). it's been about a month now and i feel good, but the way my brain functions differently is very difficult to deal with. life long self medicating is not the way to handle your brain in case you were wondering.

i won't ever experience happiness again until i can eat little ceasers inside a kmart

i'm a free agent again

i'm never gonna beat the race chaser allegations

anyway

fwb got a little jealous of my social media presence this evening.....which is par for the course in my life unfortunately. i usually lock up (which i did) when it happens, and suddenly i'm the most maundering person alive.

do y'all remember my very intense philosophy phase?

hi it's me, chad

i took an absolutely insane pic of my cock and balls this morning and i have nowhere to post it anymore, which i kind of love y'all would be gooped, i promise

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

BSKY REMOVED THE ADULT FLAG ON MY ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

do i send an absolutely vicious email to my work peers about the disrespect they've shown me, or do i just go above them and rip my direct report a new one? leaning toward both 😁

roller coaster tycoon 2 babeeeee

roller coaster tycoon 2 babeeeee

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I never hurt when I hit, except when I hit a whale or something of that sort

fres passa

hands free

angel numbers :333

crying watching survivor i love seeing people succeed

dad came to visit so we threw an egg at each other

call your senator infographics, y'all... really? come on.....

let me be REALLY FUCKING CLEAR you DO NOT need to watch a video of an execution, you DO NOT need to listen to the people telling you that you must watch it, and you DO NOT need to feel bad for avoiding it watching someone die is not a requirement of being a good person

say what you will about 9/11, i cannot look at people falling from the buildings, it's truly horrifying

sure, we're alone

me and my long ass arms that make everyone think i'm tall