hadn't been to the downtown manhattan alamo drafthouse (insane location, definitely cursed, and yet i have come to love it) in like months and when i walked in today the guy who seems to always be checking tickets on weekday evenings gave me a "good to see you again!" and a fistbump

briefly forgot the word "adrenochrome" and instead of choosing to live in peace i did this

kinda the only youtube video that matters youtu.be/sOOGOqTn9Fo?...

the songs fka twigs wrote for Mother Mary are all incredible and no one is talking about it!!!!! also the more i think about it the more i loved that insane little movie www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbIa...

briefly had the thought "is the word 'shill' somehow antisemitic in origin?" only to look it up and find out it's circus language, and be presented with this incredible sentence

the oscars finally allowing international feature eligibility to not be controlled entirely by often-wrong national selection committees.... and giving the award to the director instead of the country.... i can't stop crying. we did it kids

chinese tutor this morning asked me to use the vocab word "产生" (listed definition: to emerge) in a sentence this morning and i froze because i could only think of it in the context of magic the gathering. completely stunlocked by the thought of Wretched Gryff et al

the only Jackson family movie i want is a 4-hour docudrama about the conceptualization and production of the song and video "Centipede" by Rebbie www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Sd...

if you ever cause me to see a clip of a standup comedian doing crowdwork i'm telling god about it and he will not let you in to heaven

i need to stop hyperbolically threatening cartoonish self harm at work. on the other hand, things at work need to stop being insane and mind-melting

intrusive thought: putting in "The General" by Dispatch for karaoke

knowing even a bit about how the sausage is made in re: social media apps is in many ways a curse. people are out here just making up stories about how anything works or doesn't work. and i wish i could join in!

cocteau twins jukebox musical

does anyone remember a tumblr post from like a decade ago that was an illustrated guide on how to butcher and prepare the meat of a mr mime, the pokemon

very funny to me that the fat guy stores i sometimes buy clothes from (and that will not stop sending me mail) seem to assume i must also have a fat wife, and so also send me catalogues for their plus size womenswear brands with names like "woman within"

what did i do to anger god in such a way that i am now intimately familiar with the Pep Boys hold music

purchasing a $15-$35 hair or skincare product has never fixed my entire life before. but THIS time....

you would think the apple tv program "Monarch: Legacy of Monsters" would be about godzillas and such. on account of it being in the godzilla franchise. but no! it is instead mostly about a guy with two secret families

ended up looking at twitter again the past few days out of weakness. my "for you" feed today is somehow entirely people arguing with argentine nationalists about the falklands

i've been in the lab for 34 years cooking up new kinds of body dysmorphia you people could never even imagine. the world isn't ready for what i've got

chinese tutor asked me why eggs are part of easter and i provided the most incoherent possible explanation in my busted chinese only to end with "i don't know if that's right. i don't know anything. it's our weirdest holiday"

headphones fully dead for a 1.5 hour metro north ride so i took an edible when i sat down and maybe i should always be on 5mg of thc being gently rocked by the movement of a train. i am entirely at peace

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

It has been 𝟥̶𝟩̶ 0 days since i last brought up the stephen sondheim musical "assassins" at the lunch table at work

the way i know Chappell Roan is the real thing is that i can vividly imagine some faguette 40 years from now hitting play on "Pink Pony Club" with minimal context and getting their absolute life in the same way i am currently getting my life to "Self Control" by Laura Branigan

every month an american who thinks of themselves as leftist reinvents the hukou system from first principles

steve carrell is so hot in that apple tv show that i watched it over a week ago and am still experiencing it as a psychic assault

realizing i've posted more than once today.... a clear sign that i have crossed the threshold from depressive to manic in the great cycle of my brain. i hadn't clocked it yet! i've gotta accomplish some long-overdue tasks before the worm turns once again

starting to think i may be giving myself some sort of disorder by accidentally choosing to watch youtube shorts and not tiktok or reels like a normal person. it's 85% the same but that 15%.......

reading a contemporary queer romance novel and every three pages the author basically pulls me aside to tell me about a new therapy word he learned from an instagram slideshow. i love my artisanal handcrafted woke gruel content

Wii Fit Trainer and Mii Swordfighter next

they don't make musicians with names like "Juice Newton" anymore. and that's why everything is bad now

anybody have a good Kibbe Body Type explainer? trying to figure out if i'm a "muk (the pokemon)" or more of a "grimace (like from mcdonalds)"

not the all-time best or even really my personal favorite, but the one I absolutely think about the most:

pedro pascal sans facial hair looks like a fully different person. kinda love his faggy little blouse, tho

excited for Testament of Ann Lee to sweep tonight at the oscars!!!!!! [this post delivered from an alternate dimension where things happened correctly]

every time i have more than 2 drinks i will inevitably have the thought "i should sign up for vocal lessons." this is a dark sided idea and i rebuke it publicly

weather activated something in me and now i must listen to Vampire Weekend - Contra (2010) all day

making up a guy in my head who insists pete buttigieg is Arab because his dad is Maltese. not sure if he's doing that for good reasons or bad reasons - more character development to come

this game went quadruple platinum in my elementary school computer lab. haven't thought about it in forever but am now being blasted with sense memories of flying that paper plane around

i feel myself on the precipice of understanding - solely through unintentional exposure - who "jake shane" is. and i'm scared

pokopia has ruined my life. how dare gamefreak laser target the obsessive freak lobes of my brain like this

everyone shut the fuck up. the new episode of my show is on www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4h1...

"riding in a golf cart fatly" rings in my ears still. ms oates you have done it again

starting to worry that my complete inability to understand parliamentary systems is getting in the way of me understanding anything at all about the rest of the world

Christianscience Reading-Room would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

i want to be annoyed by the long clumsy titles of Jane Schoenbrun's movies but as a lifelong Sufjan Stevens stan i have absolutely no ground to stand on. i have no right

when did people suddenly start talking about the IMDB rating of films and tv? don't talk to me about IMDB ratings. who is even looking at that. a concept for the utterly deranged

The Pitt is only woke cocomelon level one. you want real sjw slop? lock in on Starfleet Academy, they got black gay pacifist klingons in this bitch

love the legal mystery zone in NY currently where to buy weed gummies i need to go to a dispensary that looks like a derelict apple store retrofitted into a dorm room, but to buy a seltzer with 10mg of thc i can just pop into the beverages fridge at the grocer