Soon as a mf even start to think they can play with me, I stop that shit IMMEDIATELY

I want to be the one to put this on the Skyline 💀

This was my first couple days on Bluesky. Had to shake off that aggressiveness that Twitter brought out of me.

BlueSky looking at me open up (redacted), after I said I was done with it:

How y’all day going?

Hot, All Flats, Extra Crispy, W/ LP sprinkles

Bro, what tf could this man have done to be ran over like this? 😭

Tryna decide if I need a BlueSky burner acct or not 😂

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

The only thing that’s missing is some grits, if yo trifling ass say “spaghetti” we gonna have a problem.

Bass Reeves – The Real Lone Ranger 🤠 Bass Reeves wasn’t just a cowboy, he was a LEGEND. Born into slavery, he escaped, became a U.S. Marshal, and brought justice to the Wild West. Hollywood didn’t tell his story, but I will. This man deserves a movie. Let’s dive in Thread 🧵👇

I’m tryna be somebody Sky Daddy 👀

I might get 1k quicker on here than Twitter 🤔 The love hit different over here.

I skeeted yesterday, I’m skeeting today, and I’ll probably be skeeting next week too 🙏

Some ppl gotta learn the hard way 💀

I’m getting more like here, and I got like 4x the followers on the other site 😂

Ahh shit 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Elon during Twitter next meeting, when he hear out about BlueSky:

Preciate all the new follows, if I haven’t followed back just comment.

hiiiiiiii🥰

When she come home late off of 5 lemon drops

Love how everyone on this site appreciates black women 🫶🏽 A complete change from that other site lol

A lot of yall fine as hell, twitter definitely didn’t deserve you. THEY HATE BAD BITCHES

Nothing but fine women on my Skyline, I can get use to this 😍

What yall Skeetheads up to?

I’m ngl, I felt kinda bad for Mike. Felt like that nigga was whooping on my uncle 😭

“It was so fucked up, we packed our shit and left collectively” 🤣🤣🤣 #blacksky #twitter

I feel like this tweet should be exhibit a when we present evidence that the word skeet can't remain.

PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE

Can I get to 100 followers by tonight? 🤔

How it feel running into one of your Twitter mutuals on BlueSky:

Once you get more than 5 followers, this site really lit 😂

The Mixtape Era That Changed the Game 🎤🎶 1/ Before Spotify & Apple Music, the streets decided who was hot. Mixtapes weren’t just music, they were currency, clout, and hustle. Let’s break down how the Mixtape Era reshaped hip-hop and created a $10B global industry. Thread 🧵👇

@prettytee.bsky.social Anyone ever told u, that u resemble Gabrielle union? 🤔

What’s the fastest you quit a job, and why? #BlackSky

Imaging going to the Strip joint and thinking u bout to catch some ass, and Wallo got all the dancers huddled up, calling plays 😂😂😂

Lmaoaoaoaao

Lil Jon:

Your soulmate might be skeeting right now, don’t lose hope 🫶🏽

lmaooo nooo i’m not saying that 😭😭😭 i clouded or fluttered but i ain’t skeeted

pleaseeee😭💀💀

Him: “I tweeted” “I skeeted”