I can’t find much White Chocolate in stores at the moment. Where has it all gone?! Same with Caramilk Chocolate? I want some lovely white chocolate! 🍫

four Christmas movies to know me by

Netflix need to do a Christmas Film staring the holy trio of Xmas-Streaming-Movies: Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Hudgens, and Melissa Joan-Hart

It’s hump day! Where are the butts???!!! I DEMAND BUTT!!

Last year we watched a movie every day in December. So we’re doing it again! Day 1: Muppet Christmas Carol (The Full Length Version - With the amazing “When Love Is Gone”) I cry every single time, multiple times every year! And the goosebumps never leave! What a movie!

can’t wait for Friday

Select your fave Pop Banger!

Versatility is liking someone’s post of losing their beloved pet, and then immediately liking a post of someone’s hole! 🕳️ Us gay men are so complex, aren’t we?

It’s Thursday, and I’ve got Golden by Kylie blasting on the speaker 🔈

Thanks for the love on the last picture guys.

❤️🩷

Guys in glasses are so damn sexy! (as long are they actually wear them to see).

Is Jizz a carb?

Confessions On A Dance Floor is getting a digital “Expanded” release! The main album is the Non-Stop-Mix Version, and features the bonus tracks: Fighting Spirit Super Pop History Plus a remix of each single from the album, and the Archigram Remix of “Hung Up” Out tomorrow (probably)

Friend: going on a plane for the first time. I’m nervous! Me: “he packed his suuiiitcase and kissed his kids goodbyYyYe. He waited his whole damn life for that flight, and as the plane crashed down he thought “well isn’t this nice”. Friend: …

This has been one of Pokémon’s best games ever made! ❤️❤️❤️

Who needs heating when you can have a cat sit on your tummy xx

I ship these two so hard!!!

Getting older you become the person asking the question “why you gotta play that song so loud?” instead of the person shouting “because we want to!”.

Happy Pokemon Day Gays, Theys, and Girlies! I can't wait to get stuck in after word tonight.

So many cocktober and jocktober posts. Thank you all for your service during these colder months

I don’t even have a caption for this… I just love this pic of me.

he just sitting there

Props to Zelah for a) trying to be part of the fun to begin with, and b) moving away when things got even more messy. What a kind soul! #BBUK

That is terrible. I don’t even think George would go that far… yet. Get Caroline out for that remark. So disgusting! #BBUK

Currently spinning! ❤️

Marcus going for the LGBTQ+ members. There’s the toxic masculinity I knew was gonna appear 💅 #BBUK

Errrrr, did George just nominate Sam to get his revenge on being called out for his homophobia? Get out NOW! #BBUK

“Big Brother has called George to the diary room”. GET HER, JADE #BBUK

George “doing an impression” of Sam’s campiness gives me war flashbacks. Excuse me whilst I do a thousand yard stare. #BBUK

I hate saying “playing the victim”, especially for women. But Elsa… I’m starting to see why you don’t understand the Barbie movie. ##BBUK

George really should be called up on these opinions by Big Brother I think. It’s a whole mess of miss-information. Zelah is truly a person with a heart of gold, and I would be very happy if they won. And props to Sam for standing his ground when George tried to come for him. #BBUK

I love that Zelah has grounded George twice now. #BBUK. What an icon!

We managed to get rid of a Tory, but now we’ve got something worst… we got George #BBUK

My Mariah vinyl arrived early. Here’s what the rest of the vinyl looks like xx

Paris Hilton is gonna be the DJ on Non-Stop-Pop FM for GTA 6! Get that pink coin Rockstar!

THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! has been on repeat since it dropped last week. It was definitely worth the wait. Jade is THE popstar right now. 🍿🎙️🎟️

Just gonna leave this gif here… take whatever you want from it xx

Which one are you playing first?

This song is very important!

Gun violence is wrong… but for this case I’ll pretend to be America and carry on 🚶🏻

PokéKart!!! Pokémon x Kart Racer. Give the world what it needs Nintendo!

This what the UK Chart should look like 🥹

My personality will now be nothing but Pokemon Printed T-Shirts xx *and awkward smiles to the camera

wooper is silly

mudkip no!

Normal people with their comfort shows: Family Guy, Golden Girls, etc. Me with my comfort show:

These boots/shoes are everything 😍