How it feels waiting for any kind of Mass Effect news:

“The missions change.”

They really know how to make a hype spider-man trailer 🔥🕸️

I forgot how many Guardians show up at the end of Halo 5. They really went all in on this story arc at the time

My cat turned 4 years old last night. Which means he’s officially a middle aged man and needs a 401K 👴🏻🐈‍⬛

We all skipped this warden fight on Halo 5 Legendary right? 😄

When your textures don’t load in Gmod

Did I spend 15 minutes forcing a tank into the arena so I wouldn’t have to fight the warden again? Yes. Yes I did 🙂

Just dawned on me they might actually call it the “Xbox Surface Pro 2-in-1 PC” lol

Just realized they rotated the Security armor back in the Halo Infinite shop for the Marathon launch. Well played 😄

If you see this, post a robot.

My cat took a nasty fall while trying to catch a toy and acted embarrassed. I had to kneel down and give him the speech

Me rallying the boys to get pizza (we’re already wasted and won’t make it home)

Sanghelios really elevates Halo 5. Never get tired of exploring here

Warden Eternal was fairly tough on legendary, took me a couple tries. Thankfully it’s over and you only have to fight him once……right?……j-just the once?…right?

For the first time in history gamers rooting for Nintendo's lawyers

Some say the lens flare in Halo 5 is too bright, but idk I don’t really see it

Marathon Server Slam was kinda fun but it definitely seems like the kind of game I gotta put 20+ hours in before I really understand what’s happening haha. Still on the fence about it. The art style absolutely slaps tho

YouTubers the second they get slightly popular:

At long last, I unlocked Helioskrill on Halo 5…just a little over a decade late! All Campaigns on Legendary done ✅

Halo 4 Legendary wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. I heard for years that Prometheans were extremely difficult on legendary so I guess I kinda overhyped them in my head. Maybe I was lucky but they were pretty manageable 🤷‍♂️

Halo fans when they see ONI in Marathon: 😰😱

Breaking outside of Halo 4 levels was a lot of fun, pretty crazy skips you can do 😈

Just toasting the beans today #caturday

“Requiem sucks” -Infinity

I love that Marines still display your weapon cosmetics in Halo 4

Got the Banshee stuck in these rings on accident lol. Also the 3 generators section of Forerunner are pretty rough on Legendary 😮‍💨

Onto everybody’s favorite legendary Halo 4 lol

Favorite shot in Halo

Halo Infinite but I just had coffee

The void stares back #cats

I’m honestly digging the vibe of Mandalorian and Grogu. I could use a fun and silly adventure

These creeped me out when I was younger 🫣

Always stop and grab the Tsavo Highway skull when playing Halo 3

Here's an evil black cat for your Friday the 13th timeline.

happy friday the 13th

You know I had to do the Johnson duplication glitch to round out Halo 2 Legendary

The Ring camera operator looking for your dog:

Go S’awks 🏈 #Superbowl

✋ #Caturday

Xfinity will shutoff your internet then gaslight you like: “Everything’s fine on our end 🤷‍♂️🤔”

Totally thought Respawn made Highguard lol

Sniper jackals aren’t the only thing you have to worry about in Halo 2

Feeling like a catnip kinda night

Excited to put many hours into Forza Horizon 6 just cruising around Japan. The auto drive feature looks nice when you need to answer a quick text lol

Me after thinking Halo 2 Legendary probably isn’t THAT bad:

Those Halo CE rocket flood are no joke

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