Imagine Chiquita banana sung by Lin Manuel Miranda (new torture method just dropped)

Anyway. I scheduled a haircut at the end of April and I’m going back and forth between whether I want to get bangs again or not…. I liked them if they were styled right but I feel like 85% of the time they looked fucked up so idk.

Scrolled back far enough in my phone deleting work photos that I found the screenshots of my exs break up text message & I’m like damn. I should have told him he was a stupid little bitch when I had the chance. Bc if I did it now it would just be weird

I enjoyed this show a lot more than I thought I would… it’s so good lol. Driving home I was thinking about good the styling is. Every character’s wardrobe is so personal to who they are and they are so tacky but so good. I love the pops of leopard print in s2. And Keefe’s gay ass outfits

Just finished the righteous gemstones…. Love wins

Every once in a while I think about the 29 year old priest who did my dead relatives extremely catholic funeral….. why are you a priest you should be at the clubbbbbb

Giving the kittens wet food for dinner before cooking my own dinner and listening to their sloppy eating in the background

What I am finding is that although having a job allegedly makes therapy more accessible bc of insurance, I also can’t fucking make an appointment anywhere bc of said job unless I want to take like 2+ hours off randomly in the middle of my work day (I do not want to do that esp. not for therapy)

Today I followed up bc she never got back to me and when she replied she deadnamed me (somewhat understandable bc of my email address but rookie move for an office that has several they/them therapists) and they don’t have any availability…. And when I replied back I very politely restated my name

Everything I want / need rn will cost me like $200 each lol fml 😢🥲😢🥲

When I was a kid I had this shirt that said “totally chic” and there was a picture of a baby chick and it was probably dressed up fashionably and it was a cute play on words. But so many adults & I remember specifically my teacher would read it out loud as “totally chick” and I was like no… stupid

The frogs are out tonight

Unlocked my phone and I still had tt open from like an hour ago & im fucking dyinggggggg

Her serene sleeping smile

Why is it that haircuts specifically for curly hair are always like $130 but at the same salon a haircut for straight hair is like $70 ….. I know I can just go to a place that only does “normal” haircuts but what if I want my hair to look better and not risk it looking like shit lol

Eating a gluttonous green feast for dinner (a massive plate of cucumber salad and campanelle with broccoli and creamy pesto sauce)

I feel better now which is fucking crazy like who knew walking around for a little bit instead of going from sitting at a desk straight to the car and then straight to rotting in bed might help you feel more awake and less like your body is screaming. The world never knew this before now.

Guy who is only eating food that makes you feel like shit rn wonders why he feels like shit rn

Forcing myself to go grocery shopping so that I can walk around and buy food with nutrients so that I’ll get distracted and stop panicking and convincing myself that I’m dying bc I basically only ate Oreos and fast food this week (and I am so fucking exhausted)

Detailed diagram of how my day started today

Who who decided not to get take out on the way home from work but now wishes he got take out

I’ve begun a new accidental habit of mistaking male celebrities / actors for others who only look vaguely similar if you squint

Thought it was raining when I stepped outside but it’s just the ice melting and dripping off the trees…. That’s crazy

It’s slug city over here & I’m the mayor

Just woke up from a nightmare where a flame randomly came out of Josie’s nose and she was so distressed… and I had to throw water in her face and then have her drink a ton of water. That was…. Creative

This bag hanging up in my room is absolutely begging for someone who needs to make up a fake name on spot

Josie is watching birds outside my window

I love how there is literally record breaking snowfall and my work is still pushing to open at noon today. Bitch

Today I became an electrician 🤓

U know the Malcolm in the middle episode where Dewey writes a musical? I feel like I could do that but with my coworkers & the snippets of conversation that I hear out of context with made up scenarios about said conversations to build out the scenes. It would be better & more popular than Hamilton

also like idk how old she is but she seems around my age?? She got married like 3 years ago & if I were her I would not trust that my husband is telling me the truth that he waited until marriage…. Like do ppl rly do that anymore for real also he’s probs like it doesn’t count if u do it in the butt

It’s crazy bc this girl seemed so nice and normal like I guess now I can see she does seem very Christian™️ (bc she is) I looked up her insta and it’s public and she is following CK’s weird cult Christian organization… like oh okay….. I love when people are normal…..

This morning at work I walked into a conversation where one of my coworkers casually mentioned that she and her husband waited until marriage to have sex 🧍🏻

I watching her sleep last night & she was fucking lost in the sauce deep sleep dreaming and her mouth and whiskers were twitching like crazy….. I wish I knew her thoughts

My sleepy

this is a CAT checkpoint. show me the most recent cat image in your phone

I took shrooms last weekend and it was so intense and emotional for me in a way I don’t care to explain (good outcome but also so much crying) & I’ve felt rly good and energetic since then. I am pleased about that but also wondering how long it will last….. it feels like my brain got rearranged

This weekend I cleaned my room and got some new furniture and decor and it looks soooo different and good. No pics yet bc there’s still a lot I need to organize + decorate but my room was super messy and trashed before bc I had no storage or energy to make it nice, so it’s a big change.

She’s having a great day

The fact that Santa Claus is Michael boltons dad means that at some point his dad must have killed Santa to become him…..

Anyway I’m having a rly good day I spent so much fucking money but I finally got a full length mirror and the cool lamp I wanted. Plus some orange roses for myself

Bro I’m having a mind blowing revelation rn,,,, I bought new face makeup and I’ve never had a foundation that’s matched my skin so perfectly. They have always either made me look gray and sick or too yellow. The one I got has an olive undertone….. bro….

Tonight I am cleaning my room with a bird documentary on in the background

My caaaake

My arm is her ergonomic body pillow

Oh why do we own this

The actual day of my birthday kind of sucked a bit due to reasons that were entirely predictable and expected tbh -____- I hope the actual day of my party is better bc I’m kinda sad rip

Had dreams about dreaming that ghosts were trying to hurt me & in my dream about dreaming I kept being half asleep and reminding myself it’s all my brain and it’s not real and my mind just does crazy stuff. & then I woke up in my dream and slinky escaped out the window and climbed a tree