thinking about revisiting my pilot Sonic/professor Shadow fic .. hmmm

my ailing eyes ask if that is RE1R Albert Wesker or Edward Cullen

if I were a woman I would in fact be her

why are we lowkey in poop city

oh boy ballerinas are being called elitist now because they advise people who have never done ballet before to not go straight to pointe … let the broken ankles & tendinitis speak for themselves ma’am

logging onto Twitter RP watching the resident Sonic & Shadow engage in another forgettable mid off

POV Shadow the Hedgehog walks into a Miniso & capsizes from overstimulation

Ame asked me what my favorite character outside of Shadow is & I had to think for a long time about it. anyway I Love you Arthur Pendragon BBC Merlin

bored might sit down & draft a phylogenetic tree for Mobians …

like a true degenerate of the early 21st century, I have outsourced my friends-making to an app, as per the suggestion of my therapist. none of them reply because the app has 1) lost its novelty 2) I have 2 seconds to catch their interest with my face. selection is exclusively vibes-based

the people at the sushi place I now frequent know everything about me. I’m so scared. yesterday I went to wawa & I told them I was going across the street real quick while they’re making my food & she went “are you going to wawa? 😏” I don’t like being known nor perceived

now why do Sonadow artists draw one of them getting fingerblasted with gloves on. the bacteria hiding in those microfibers …

can I get uhhhhhh one of those generative (as opposed to traumatic) ruptures that make my old identity unsustainable

You’ve met me at a very ontologically (& aromatically) confused time in my life

me & the increasingly burgeoning urge to write about Albert Wesker & Moira O’Deorain’s toxic lavender marriage. as well as their cheekbones like Wuestoff knives of course

how can I make this a ficlet about Shadow T. Hedgehog

that Christofascist preacher outside my university getting actual real live listeners while I walk by in my black trench coat. fascism indicator

just cried to a video called Neanderthal Bone Music

“my algorithm told me”

my dream setup is posting a joke & getting 8-12 likes from all my friends + 1 or 2 comments containing shrewd follow-ups

Shadow the Hedgehog burner account

"you're powered up, get in there" - me to my vibrator after taking it off charger at 100%

This marshmallow looks a bit suspicious…❓ #art #cuteart #cozyart

my two braincells 🐈🦆 #art #graphicdesign #cuteart

Reaper in 2011 like “Planking”

what if you wanted to play Apex Legends but god said

Ame w/ me whenever Steve Harrington is onscreen during our inevitable ST5 binge

Shadow's aching hemorrhaging grisly monstrous humanity against Sonic's sterile unattended blemish-less wild abandon

“I’m hanging on to the other side” having the same energy as “close my eyes & feel it burn” … you cannot convince me Super isn’t some kind of vascular burning sacrifice for Sonic

just bagged all the dead leaves on the lawn (at my mother's behest)

a little gift I doodled for my gf forever ago.. 🌅

TSA agent glimpsed Super Sonic Chao & after screaming “LETS GO BIRDS” she went “PIKA-CHU” These $0 paychecks are fucking with the heads of my American comrades

Johnny Gioeli signed my Arondight .. ♥️

so tired I’m hearing Stage 14: Final Fortress in the electric hum of PHL

clocked in to the lock in factory tonight to serve a double shift

if Shadow discovered his child loved KPDH he would punish them by making them read Foucault

Sonic & the Dirty Ass Mirror

I have progressed past the need for Stranger Things but if Steve Harrington dies I will be abruptly terminating my lease on this mortal coil

the Stonathan dust mote ... le Wokisme

just found out Ryan Drummond voiced Richard Henry Lee in 1776 I'm absolutely losing it

The urge to write a Sonadow fic that takes place during the 06 timeline wipe .... oh nooo the traces of our love are palimpsestuous

the amount of sanding I did on Arondight today made me highly reconsider ever making a cosplay again

a core tenet of Sonic’s character I think is missing from most modern media - canon & fanon alike - is simply “[keep going] with one worth believing in,” Sonic, being, of course the one that is worth following. don’t know if Flynn Sonic is that

in my Pleistocene; that is to say, characterized by massive climatic variance, the wet steel that man was forged in, but most importantly, immensely cold (up North) & dehydrated

one of my favorite parts about being with my gf is when we watch Tiktoks together (fun activity in of itself) & we take those straight quizzes like “Who does x more? The last question will start a fight!” & then we just never fight bc we are both excruciatingly self aware

The Eagles were really right when they said Welcome to the Hotel California

that interview of Keanu Reeves describing the Sonic/Shadow dynamic in Sonic 3 with these esoteric inarticulate hand gestures as if he’s mapping out poststructuralist theory or something when Shadow had 17 minutes total screentime

Just listened to a student (19, English major) complain about having to learn about the Ozone layer because she isn’t a scientist. and that my friends is why the US is in an educational tarpit

What did he mean by this

she’s coming over tonight to feel up my massive phenotype #cladickstics