no context photos of me laying on the floor at work

yeah

i completely forgot this site existed oops. hello everyone and welcome back me

Here's a visual representation of the emotional rollercoaster the morning after talk put me thru via @icaruspendragon.bsky.social's reactions to the same scene

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i said it when he moved, but sainz going to williams feels similar to schumacher going to ferrari to rebuild them to what they used to be. last time williams was a consistent threat was the early to mid-1990s.

i don’t think anyone understands how hard it is to be a ferrari fan this season. how am i supposed to pick between lewis and charles for who i want to win ?? #f1 #ausgp

christian horner needs to retire. this sport is making him age like milk. #f1 #ausgp

idc what happened i just know it wasn’t ollie’s fault #f1 #ausgp

daily pinterest home page check

me: i don’t have a type also me:

mr beta provides a look into the unrecorded hours

just said the word “tarnish” in class and it was so southern i heard a banjo in the distance

“dude sourdough is gas.” “facts.” “shits phenomenal.”

where’s the representation for all the one-nippled folks of america

1/? amelia was talking to connor and his friend andrew was falling over drunk so i said “lemme buy you a drink.” the drink was water. despite me telling the “dad” of the group (hunter) it was water, he was visibly not pleased with me. andrew chides hunter for his icy demeanor towards me.

“i hate men” girlfriend “i hate women” boyfriend

played “me when i lie” at the bar tonight and in the span of like one hour i accidentally made an entire friend group unravel. and by “me” i mean “rosemary amelia dvořák” unraveled an entire friend group in like an hour

adulthood really is just designating yourself as the driver and not getting fomo over it

catch me in the produce aisle googling how to tell if something is ripe

dude everytime i see someone from twitter who was vile and bullied me and my friends my heart does kinda fall out of my asshole why lie

i just know today’s therapy session is gonna be rough so do we think dalton would be mad at me if i asked if it’s okay to hit my vape in his office?

don’t ask me about my gender. i don’t know and i don’t wanna find out.

hey i need everyone to pay attention to this

everyday i wake up and i put on an f1 shirt to wear to class in hopes someone will initiate conversation and i’d be able to make a friend and everyday no one says a word

it’s past time we openly celebrate the true star of formula one racing

our boys

literally no one talk to me

i’ve got some wonderful things happening on tumblr rn

good student check

it’s tradition

watching monza 2024 just to feel something

look at her. the biggest threat to national security the united states government has ever seen.

the government took this away from me. away from all of us.

man i’m so good at this college thing

he was fascinated by the idea of a vietnam war au. he wants to sit down and have an actual, in depth conversation about destiel fanfic “twist and shout.” academia is wonderful actually when you have the right teachers.

daily student that actually tries accountability post

we’re talking about pop culture in the vietnam war era in my history class and i think i’m legally obligated to bring up notable destiel fanfic, “twist and shout.” will report back after class.

and while i’m talking about the brazilian grand prix, that’s the first race i’ve seen where i actually got to witness and appreciate max’s pure skill and phenomenal race craft. which isn’t a new take by any means. i’m just thinking about it right now

dude that alpine double podium in brazil still comes outta nowhere to knock me on my ass

daily “im trying to be a good student” accountability check:

guess who turned in her first college assignment in five years :’)

just another day at the office

dudes it turns out that romanticizing being a student makes college so much easier than when i just went to class (sometimes) and then went home.