Strange question, because my brain just spits out random shit sometimes (Fair warning, I'm going to use a racial slur but because I would like some education about it.) I've heard racists called the Japanese "Nips" before, this is an old one... Is that because the country is called Nippon locally?

This is amazing. Thank you. That is all.

I want to go to a sex worker convention, just to hear someone open a panel with, "Madams and prostitutes," because it has the same cadence as "Ladies and gentlemen." and it would tickle my funnybone.

I need a "Necromancy for Dummies" cover for an AED.

I made the laptop live again. @angienash42.bsky.social can do her internetting in comfort.

I should have said "Pay the workers properly", but I was focused on the post that spawned the thought. You should treat, and pay, *all* sex workers properly regardless of who they are.

Okay, before I say anything else, Sex Work is *real* work. It's the purest service industry there is. Pay the ladies properly. That said, my idiot brain has hung up on "Tip Tuesday". A tip is a gratuity given after a service, for going above and beyond. Might I suggest Tribute Tuesday?

Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers. We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking. I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.

I made lunch today. It consisted of a dark chocolate coated salted caramel square, a glazed old fashioned doughnut, and a Coke. Pain calories consumed. Now we can take meds.

The first cassette I ever owned was Queen's Greatest Hits. Which, if Sir Pratchett and Neil Gaiman are to be believed, could have been *anything* before it sat for a while...

I am painebriated. I want snuggles. I also smell like a horse recovery stable because I used Absorbine on my neck.

Warm up the deadly neurotoxin (Absorbine,) it's migraine day again.

My pain makes me feel drunk, and I'm a cuddly drunk. Why are there no cuddles? This is some bullshit.

Gonna lay in bed and try to be in less pain. Y'all are welcome, if you want to snuggle.

Saw this online. 100% agree.

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. There was rope, and I was not tied up.

A friend posted this image in a Discord channel I was in today. I don't know who the artist is, and neither did they, so I cannot credit properly. If you know who's work this is, please feel free to comment, so we can see more from them.

It's Groundhog Day. I went outside, I saw my shadow, now I get to tell people to fuck off for six more weeks, right?

I eat corn on the cob with machine-like precision. That's the level of attention to detail that I like to bring to every task involving my mouth.

Come on folks... You've got to pay the bard, or she won't sing for you.

Got a crick in my neck... Warm up the Deadly Neurotoxin

Trying to make a playlist that is 168hrs long, of songs I know. It's difficult to remember all the songs I know. I'm at 107hrs.

I'm having Space Rock Soup. It's just packaged Ramen but, she put chicken in it so, it's meatier... @angienash42.bsky.social

I enjoy every time she squirts, because I know that I helped her find that place in her head. .)

Spikes in my temples migraine. I am not enjoying this.

My Brain: I'm pretty sure that dude is just making up words. Also My Brain: That's how languages are made, yes...

Her: How is *this* battle music? Me: I don't know... It's making me want to punch the person who arranged it.

Emotions suck. So, I have brain damage and have spent most of my life as a sociopath, mostly disconnected from emotion. A couple years ago, I started taking a supplement that had the odd side effect of bridging that connection. I have had to learn about emotions, at age 40. I do not like it.

There are all these different genre conventions... I need a Cuddle Con. Come as your genuine self, because there *will* be someone who wants to cuddle with you. I would spend all weekend cuddling my peoples. Trans, Furry, Queer, Normies, I would cuddle everyone.

Yes, I see absolutely *stunning* people all over this platform, and my first thought it "ooh, cuddles." Because I have body issues and I just assume that they wouldn't *want* to fuck me, so why would I bother them with that mess? /continues

Her: I want chicken pot pie... Me: Cool. Have fun in the kitchen. Now, had it been me, I am a lazy fucker. I would have mixed up the fillings, grabbed a crock or some ramekins, and probably thrown a biscuit top on it. No. *She* made a full on pastry crust, because she's got skill and ambition.

What's the difference between light and hard?

Today's Audio Background is Radley's Home for Horney Monsters, by Annabelle Hawthorne. Alyssa Poon has a *wonderful* voice, and Evan Jordan sounds pretty much how I felt the male character would sound. (Sorry man, I just don't get as much out of a male voice as some.) www.audible.ca/pd/The-Radle...

Remember yesterday, when I helpfully added her Fansly link, in case you couldn't find it? Well, here's her Throne link. You can send a buck there, too. throne.com/poppypetrichor

Me: I love you... Is it snuggle time yet? Her: * looks at the clock * No... Me: (Petulantly) *Fine*... But I don't have to like it. <sarcasm>See? Masculine as *fuck*.</sarcasm>

People, seriously... This isn't complicated, and it's not even expensive. The lady isn't asking you to pay her any specific amount, she just asks that you not save her posts. Send her a *buck* on her Fansly. Can't be bothered to look it up? Here, let me help you... fansly.com/PoppyPetrich...

<sarcasm>Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to engage in the *entirely* masculine act of brushing out the fur of my emotional support plush cow.</sarcasm> pulseofpotential.com/products/wei...

Funny story, that a lot of people don't realize. Prostitution (legal term, not an attempt to paint it negatively) is *not* illegal in Canada. Communication for the Purposes of Prostitution is. That means that you can *be* a sex worker, you just can't protect yourself under the law...

Or to just utterly confuse them (easy mode) Tell them to “calm down you…” paired with • easy bake oven • wet sock • itchy sweater • wobbly table • overdraft fee • soup sandwich • spam email • midwestern 3 • intolerable ass pastry • twat fuck • big toe • elbow • expired coupon

My body is a buzzkill. I just finished a double scotch, to augment my pain meds, because I can't *have* anymore. Got up, went to the washroom, because alcohol does that to you, and my body decided to attack e when I got up and ruin the buzz.

Nice, if cheap, scotch; but I do love that hot smokey taste on the back of my throat.

@poppypetrichor.bsky.social Seriously woman, those eyes... I was checking out your Fansly, to see what new outfits you've come up with, because I love your presence, and sense of style; but I kept having to stop and just admire your eyes... Stunning.

* pours himself a double scotch, neat * @angienash42.bsky.social: There are snuggles in my future, noted.

I stretch to work the muscles, and my torso makes this unholy pop that resonates out of my lungs...

I feel like someone tried to squeeze all of my joints, today. Does anyone have a medieval rack I can borrow?

Furnau: A mythical land, like Narnia. Rather than inside a wardrobe, it is accessed from under the bed and it is the place things set down for a moment go and from which they rarely return. "I'm just going to put this here, Furnau."

Her: *setting up for stream* Love you. Me: Love you too. Go fuck yourself. Her: Working on it.

Me to @angienash42.bsky.social: Just so you know, there's a two for one snuggles and phone games offer, in the bed right now. Her: Oh? Give me details. Me: If you come to bed and play phone games, you get snuggles absolutely free*.

Anybody know the contact info for one of the gods of sleep? I'm not picky, I just need a decent few hours where the pain isn't waking me up.

I'm not procrastinating... I'm delegating this problem to future me.