Just me and Law & Order reruns on Pluto TV.

I have been in a constant loop of being awake until about 4 AM and sleeping until about 1 PM. I only seem to have any peace after 1 AM and that's part of the reason this has started.

Do you ever think about how much you have to trust someone to sleep in the same bed with you? Maybe I'm the only one that thinks about this.

I don't want my mother to bury me.

I have nothing against him, but I have never heard him being incredibly funny. Also, given why he's losing his show I was hoping he would go out fighting.

Paul McCartney as Stephen's last guest is a big let down.

SOMEONE had some bops. Did the people pictured have those bops? lol

Hey Yinz! We'll be handing out early editions of our first print edition this coming Sunday, May 24, at Market Square. Our new edition will be available in your favorite news boxes, cafes, Giant Eagle newsstands, and more on May 27.

As well as the #Thunder are playing, they are only up by 5. #NBAPlayoffs

That man has a family!

WHAT DID I SAY?

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Everytime Castle does ANYTHING, "fuck you" is implied. #NBAPlayoffs

taking the biggest bong hit of my life, realizing I'm way too high, and stepping out on my porch to calm down a little in the cool night air of Southern California and SHIT

Castle is straight BULLYING the #Thunder! #NBAPlayoffs

How is Wemby the only #Spurs player who found a barber in San Antonio? He needs to hook his teammates up.

Did I hear a little Camp Lo? #NBAPlayoffs

Where are Patricia Fowler's children, Ivon and Inisha? #truecrime www.dailymail.com/news/article...

This feels like an invasion of my privacy

It's funny how Dom's family was ready to excuse Mackenzie Shirilla if she was driving drunk, but now it's a problem? Recklessness resulting in death is forgivable? #TheCrash

McKenzie definitely needed her ass whooped growing up. #TheCrash

McKenzie, her dad, and her friend all seem like trash human beings. #TheCrash

Well hallelujah!

How is “Bonnet down, legs up" not trending?

Between #TheCrash, the San Diego mosque shooting and all of these other teens and young adults who are using their parents guns for mass shootings, suburban parenting is at an all time low. #truecrime

[Worf voice] "They have assimilated... a mediocre white man's confidence."

Inside The NBA really needs to replace Shaq with Candace Parker.

Harden had twice as many turnovers as assists

The James Harden grift will be studied for centuries. He might be the most overrated basketball player ever. He's the post child for this offensive stat inflated generation. He's an MVP at the bank and strip club, though. #NBAPlayoffs

Technically there's never an excuse to wear lime green shoes

You can't suck AND wear lime green shoes

Cleveland hitting one three pointer means nothing when you can't get a single stop.

No one on the #Cavs wants to even try and get in Brunson's way? Brunson is out here doing drills. If Harden gives you nothing offensively, you may want to bench him for someone that can at least play some defense. #NBAPLayoffa

O.G. was ready to put Harden through the rim. No one respects that man. lol #NBAPlayoffs

Harden's defense is sooo bad. He makes Brunson look like Gary Payton. #NBAPlayoffs

I never saw how James Harden could possibly perform well in a playoff game in Madison Square Garden. That #Knicks crowd would smell the fear on him. #NBAPlayoffs

I don't know how this season will go for the #Steelers, but I already love our defensive coordinator. I didn't want to care this year, but coach Graham got me! 🥹 #HereWeGo triblive.com/sports/new-s...

Never. Arlen Spector would be the closest, but he only flipped because he knew he was going to lose his primary and wanted to save his job.

Why is Zendaya so often in movies with white love interests and friends? As an adult she seems to make a concerted effort to avoid anything that with a hint of Blackness. The Drama seems like it's no different. youtu.be/w2kVDcWQMRA?...

Why are so many people allergic to discernment?

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This triggers the deception I feel from 'is it cake?'content lol

Eyes, smile, clear and clean skin

12 hours

I don't do subtle with enemies.

Showing no interest in me or my opinion.

60 degrees outside