I forgot Susie had a baby with that illiterate hobosexual 🤦🏽‍♀️ Oscar brought nothing to the table.

Our local library has an amazing collection of (rare) plants. They didn't have a label for the 2nd pic but my husband and I said it reminds us of victreebell from pokemon lol

Loudly grifting and scheming is wild and everybody is just playing along with that fool. I can't tell if he still kept the check after complaining 😒

I know she whooped her neighbor's ass and cussed her out off camera 💀

I'm craving a warm, chewy brownie 🙄 its damn near 11pm.😭

🥹 I feel way less guilty having a bin of gifts we never opened and have ready to re-gift at a moment's notice. Lol. Also this toy looks cool, Nate will love it

I'm still amazed at a mom at the skating rink who had her husband hold their newborn while she skated all nite with her oldest son.

Omg lol. I'm at the skating rink and they told the kids to clear the floor for an 18+ skate time. Why is the adult song Barry White's 'your love-so good I can taste it'. This song feel too grown for me 🤭

Aww lil sweetie pie. I love that she recreated the surprise too

I haven't watched today's new episode yet but I told my husband last week watch it be more flashbacks and shit.

Yummy

😭 "are you mesothelioma?" That not was big time tripping on shrooms. But honestly I'd prolly meltdown too after a 1,000 hours of corny ass lawyer videos

Aww this is too sweet. I love how genuine and loving the littles are. I gotta teach my daughter about 'pinky shake' option. She's not much of a hugger 😂

It would be cool if the alliance could cost share to hire recently fired CDC and NIH folks to support tracking outbreaks, using guidance, or even vaccine development

Me getting to Friday:

Why am I waiting another week for these #LoveisBlind wedding mayhem! Not one couple I'm rooting for, ready to wrap up this season

I showed my husband this post with no remarks. He immediately named a friend I was also thinking of that just got divorced 😭💀 his friends be making daily rambly motivational videos. I guess it's just part of the 'letting go' process 😮‍💨

this!! I have the temperament of a cat. I feel both of these. 🤣

This is why I'm buying mine the day before cuz I can't resist candy lol

Lavender

I've been promoted this year 🥹😮‍💨

Next paid holiday ain't till Thanksgiving for me 🥹

I'd still try to pet this cat despite its demeanor 🤣

Nope never have worked on my bday

🤣 these kids crack me up. They be so sincere too

This is how my husband wishes we could skate together but I'm still learning 🤣 sorry boo

My husband and I are halfway thru #TougenAnki. The character types and storyline mirror Naruto a lot which is fine. But my biggest wtf is why do they draw these women with humongous breasts!?!? Like it's truly ridiculous. I feel like this might be for the hentai ppl, no judgment just not for me 😂

*screams into the void*

Main reason I haven't made breakfast sausage links in a while. Too much fiddling and trying to prop them on each other 🙄

Time to swap my skincare products for this cold weather. 🥶

I'm so weak. My mailman rang my door bell for some hand lotion bc his hands were dry as hell. 🤣

The health dept prolly cites this post 😭

My daughter looks like a naughty kid with her lil missing tooth 🤭

I don't think I could keep up with his step class 😂 he was moving

My daughter is taking me thru it this week 😭 she has her first few loose teeth, of course the week of picture day. Today she fell off the monkey bars and hit her mouth coming down. So now one of teeth that was pretty loose is hella loose and looks bruised 😩 gonna have to call the dentist tomorrow

Omg the second half of this headline 💀😭 of course it got easier... Prolly was in his face like Karen from Goodfellas

Again: this research is real but it exists in part to help MANUFACTURERS make better inhalers. If you need to use your inhaler, use it. The problem doesn't lie with consumers. Writing this up as consumer service piece is a disservice. It's not for US beyond pushing manufacturers to do better.

6th-8th grade. Had us taking PSATs in 8th grade 😵‍💫

Same 😩 it can be so awkward depending on the situation.

Ok but why is this me?! 😭😭😭

That episode was so confusing! Is it basically a granola bar??

💀🤣 toddlers are certified terrorists. They stay calling ppl out unprovoked.

💀 I just got to this part. I don't think any of these men are well. Like was Joe mixing drugs and alcohol or having a heat stroke at the party???

*Correction: nearly a third of lonely American men had a 'romantic relationship' with an AI bot, new survey says*

Bad Bunny better not even HUM in English

What happened to 'help me find my lost puppy?' lol

🤔 hmmm...most of my friends are self reliant/rationale younger siblings at times you would think they were the eldest sibling😂

They need to keep showing more concrete examples. Even if folks don't really got reading comprehension these days, I hope ppl see Johnny can't afford the Dr with the little apples he sells.

Bob's Burgers, king of the hill, Daria, Boondocks