the pawoffices are fine. chairs and whatnot.

criminal jury trial this week. hung 11/1. all we need is 1....they need all 12.

pawoffices check-in

shit happens and it rains. If the pawoffices ever get rained on, they get warm towels. It's in the contract.

a new thread of my daily adventures on the #streetlawyer tour /gets home/stands up for hours

found this gem. had seven jury trials go in 2025. nine scheduled in 2026. will report.

well since I'm here; a short update: got glasses. turned 41. survived a goddamn icepocolypse. my dad's house burned down. my paw finally went to assisted living. law practice is rolling just fine, but struggling significantly with data storage. getting a new couch. anything else?

took my 88yo pawpaw to Sperry's for dinner tonight. He got the salmon. At the steakhouse. You do you Paw.

Just checking in. Came here to say I miss my hot takes just like @fuckalabama.com

You have until July 5 to pay your respects to The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro night spot and venue that's been known for hosting touring and local musicians since 1985.

staying up late on the extra Saturday

tough day. lost the love of my life, The Joker. Best 11 years of my life. The stomach flip got him. Just heartbreaking.

quality time with my pops today working on my renov rental.

hey friends.

had a v serious trial this week and let me say as a defense attorney I absolutely do not believe for one second that juries don't hold it against defendants for not testifying. they absolutely do a zillion times.

Sunday funday

cant get on the sky on my phone for some reason but anyway happy new year everyone

Lordy, Lordy.

What. Is. This.

got one of those human sized dog beds.

deleted my email app from my phone until after the new year. freedom is free.

had as much fun with the chompsaw as I expected. I'm ready to build the largest cardboard fort of all time.

got a beer fridge for my birthday. very pleased.

took my pops the annual birthday turtle pie from Baskin Robbins for his 61st

My Paw

Just totally normal behavior from an elected district attorney. www.newschannel5.com/news/video-s...

my grandfather is unimpressed by the titans and TIL he emails the press about it. bless it.

love some don maps -

I have 18 jury trials scheduled for 2025. I wish I kept count on 2024, because it was close and only 3 went. Settlements happen all the time.

doing my year end checklist. 429 court appearances. 49 mediations. 3 jury trials. 31 jail visits. 4 civil custody trials. probably 20k emails. 43 Saturdays at the office. exhausted.

Decembers are for fires. 🔥

Puzzle down.

goodnight sky w/🫶 the pawoffices

this Jamie Foxx special is giving me so much life right now. So so so so good.

y'all I have the tireds.

SO started a puzzle without me. He's great at the edges but horrible at the sorts. I digress.

I'm sorry I've been out of the loop on the socials for a while, Nashville, but what is the 🦞 for/signal

It's a sign, right?

meh I'll live with it I guess

LARGE MAD AT MYSELF - i ordered conference table chairs - i thought i ordered white - i talked about white - we discussed white at length - then i apparently signed the order form for off-white and now i have off-white chairs. LARGE MAD.

Y'all my top Spotify song of the year was We Are The World all because that documentary and I could never get it out of my head

I'm sitting in a room with a man who spent 46 years in prison. Innocent.

My ride or dies. #streetlawyers and the @innocence.bsky.social of Tennessee.

no better way to spend giving Tuesday with all my friends and staff at the Innocence Project Dinner fundraiser.n

You're all super lawyers to me ©

Which one of you psychopaths is reporting every stalled vehicle to Google maps

looking pretty festive for the first snow flurries of the season 🌲

and another one

out yourselfs with your reaction to this news and it makes my sky feed unstarterpacked.

sunday email slay - down to 6 in the inbox -