Wish we lived in a world where the majority of male athletes weren’t MAGA.

Last year’s fake Olympics is all McDavid has 😬

I'm sorry but this is an abomination.

I’m so old and out of touch with tech now. There’s a huge line outside Best Buy and I have no idea why

If the Bears move to a different state they should not be allowed to call themselves the Chicago Bears anymore. It's bad enough we still allow the 49ers to pretend to be in San Francisco.

Can we take the journey?

Every Seahawks fan account suggesting the fans somehow buy the team is pure engagement farming

Pretty sure this is going to be the first time an NFL team has been sold within a year of winning a Super Bowl

I got my money on the Browns

I put 50 hours in into FF7 Remake and that was enough to complete the story and get most of the trophies. I'm 50 hours into FF7 Rebirth and I'm like half way through the story

I'm so stoked for the challenge system

My biggest takeaway from this parade is that it’s the Mariners turn

Ball knower

Best seats in the house

4th ave smells like weed

THATS MY TIGHT END

You could not pay me enough money to go on the tea cups while hungover after winning a Super Bowl. 🤢

49ers, Rams, Patriots. SB win in the Niners stadium. You can’t get much better than that.

Fantastic week for the Pats!

DAVE PORTNOY SUCK MY DICK

Forever my QB

Collinsworth saying the game might be over if they get to a 15 point lead is unforgivable. This is the team that came back from 28-3!!! Shut da fuck up!!!!!

Grinding film (watching highlights of each of the Patriots SB losses)

Why does the alphabet have an order?

I hope Dave Portnoy has a bad weekend

Trump posting the Obama ape thing does not get me outraged because we already know he’s a raging racist. That’s his baseline.

Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

(I lost a lot of money betting no safety on the first play of the Seahawks Super Bowl win lmao)

15 years ago you could get “no safety” at -750. I bet that a few years in a row. Now it’s -2500!

No fucking way dude

Schefter breaking news in every sport to overshadow all of ESPN’s other insiders is such a power move

It sucks that the coordinators for the SB teams are stuck with the scraps of the coaching carousel.

The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...

Got a jury duty notice. Something I've legitimately been waiting for my entire adult life.

Seahawks post season agenda 1̶.̶ ̶E̶l̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶4̶9̶e̶r̶s̶ 2̶.̶ ̶E̶l̶i̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶R̶a̶m̶s̶ 3. Win a SB in the Niners stadium.

Thank FUCK the rest of the team bailed out Woolen

Do the win probably models take into account the 20% chance the team burns a stupid timeout when going for it?

Looks like they made Space Jam but with goats

Doing work lowkey kinda sucks

And I just saw trains will run through midnight.

2 line across Lake Washington opens in time for baseball season! LFG

Good thing all the tech companies have bet the entire economy on it 👍

Disrespectful opening line!

Bears +3.5 never in doubt

CALEB WILLIAMS

If the Seahawks win next week the SB will be a rematch 😳

Lmfao

Belt to ass