2 parts Jamison 1 part simple syrup 1 part lemon juice 1/2 an egg white Garnish with a cherry Gotta have the egg white!

Updated cover for my horror novel, "They Come From Below!" I got to say, @jaime.coker_artist knocked it out of the park with this one.

#amreading this spicy little book. Seems people either love it or hate it. What do you guys think of this New York Times Bestseller?

The predator with her prey. Dog day Tuesday.

MILWAUKEE! Thanks for coming out to the Midwest Gaming Classic and picking up so many books! This was my best two-day event yet! Another great weekend of books in the books!

The calm before the storm… Midwest Gaming Classic begins today!

First Maragritas of the summer! Nothing like a nice silver tequila, a quality orange liqueur, and fresh-squeezed limes. Simple things done exceptionally well.

This weekend I'll be back in Milwaukee for the Midwest Gaming Classic at the Baird Center! April 25th and 26th. See ya there!

Thank you, Decatur, Illinois! Had a great time at the Midwest Toy and Comic Fest this past weekend. Always love meeting and interacting with new readers. See ya next time!

Last day at the @midwesttoyandcomicfest here at the Decatur Civic Center! Come on out!

Ready to rock here @midwesttoyandcomicfest this Saturday and Sunday at the Decatur Civic Center!

Sure, world-building STARTS out real fun. Draw a map. Add a bunch of interesting, mysterious locales and clues. Add some cultures, religions, traditions, governments, economic systems.... Then comes the editing phase, and it's just endlessly fact-checking yourself. #amwriting #amwritingfantasy

DOG DAY TUESDAY!!!

"A Black Heart Unbroken" is premiering in two weeks! Watch and vote for the trailer here: northstarfestival.com/trailer-cont... You can get your tickets now at northstarfestival.com/screening-pr....

Saw Project Hail Mary and it was great. Plenty of hard sci-fi stuff, but what really makes the movie is the incredible characters and the heart on display. Some pretty excellent shots too. Overall, a fantastic movie-going experience!

After only being vaguely familiar with the "I'll have what she's having scene," I FINALLY got around to watching "When Harry Met Sally." Not my genre of choice, but a fantastic, funny, wholesome movie. It's a Rob Reiner flick, so no surprise there. Thoroughly enjoyed it!

Teenage Mutant Dog Day Tuesday Teenage Mutant Dog Day Tuesday Teenage MUTANT Dog Day Tuesday TEENAGE Mutant DOG DAY Tuesday Dog with a pizza toy, Dog Day Power!

Readers love my novels! But don't take my word for it. Here's what reviewers are saying: Look What You Made Me Do - “A horror masterpiece,” and “An absolute trip down Mindf**k Lane!” Buy one (or all) of my books at www.amazon.com/stores/Joe-P...

A Black Heart Unbroken, a short film written by yours truly, starring and directed by Jennifer Prettyman, premieres at the North Star Film Festival - General screenings on April 18th in Plymouth, MN. You can watch and vote for the trailer at: northstarfestival.com/trailer-cont....

FREE SHORT STORY!!! "Small Town Inc. is Going Public" is brought to you by Midwest Weird Lit. Read or listen at www.midwestweird.com/post/small-t...

Based on a recommendation from this past weekend, I #amreading Stiff, by Mary Roach. It is morbidly fascinating!

Tuesday Dog Day.

The trailer for "A Black Heart Unbroken" is out! The film will be in the North Star Film Festival and you can vote for it in the Trailer Contest right now! Watch the trailer and vote here: northstarfestival.com/trailer-cont...

Thank You Milwaukee Horror Con and everyone who made it out! We haven't made it out of Wisconsin yet (lousy Smarch weather) almost as if Death has us gripped in its cold icy grasp... but we had a great time meeting so many horror fans and seeing so many familiar faces. Can't wait for next time!

DAY TWO of Milwaukee Horror Con ! Come join the party!

The calm before the chaos… Milwaukee Horror Con starts TONIGHT!!! My table is RIGHT by the front entrance. Come find me and pick up your next favorite book!

Looking forward to contributing to this World Record Attempt with JASON VORCHEESE at Milwaukee Horror Con! And of course, we're going to bring something fun and unique.

There are some great indies who deserve all the praise. @al-distortion.bsky.social @adamcbassett.com @ajcalvin.bsky.social @joeprosit.bsky.social @enkaydotzip.bsky.social @clh2oars.bsky.social @ormakal.bsky.social and so many more! #fantasyindiesjanuary #booksky 💙📚🪐

Watching Screamwalkers by Sean Quincy King and loving it!

Scary Dog Day Tuesday.

TOMORROW NIGHT I'll be on GhostBox Radio with Greg Bakun talking about my new novel coming out this January 9th "The Reality Reactions Team!" These are always fun conversations. Tune in to AM950 @am950radio.bsky.social or listen online at www.am950radio.com

Like this picture if you want to. But full transparency, when questioned about her involvement in the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, Cheez-It has not been able to provide eye-witnesses nor a plausible alibi. Dog Day Tuesday.

For tonight’s viewing pleasure…

PUMPKIN!

"The Reality Reaction Team" is launching on January 9th! And we're throwing a little shindig to celebrate at 5Rocks Distilling Co. in Brainerd, MN. Everyone is welcome! Come on out, have a drink, and check out this new trippy, sci-fi, cyberpunk thriller. www.facebook.com/share/1HGCRm...

1. Go to Quad Con at Merle Hay Mall in Des Moines 2. Buy Books 3. Be Happy

I made it into the Brainerd Dispatch! And it's not in the "In Custody" section! Thanks to Theresa Bourke for the wonderful reviews. "I’m not sure I’ve ever enjoyed a horror novel quite as much as 'They Come From Below.'" High praise! www.brainerddispatch.com/lifestyle/ar...

Quad Con is on! Get out here to the Louis Joliet Mall and find all the cool comics, toys, books, and more!

Do you like scary movies? "Look What You Made Me Do" is a book written by a horror movie fanatic FOR horror movie fanatics. Get it today at a.co/d/6ZRdQ5E.

Tuesday Dog Day. This dog day pic may have been taken on a Sunday.

THANK YOU to everyone who came out to Quad Con this past weekend and picked up one of my books! It was great to hang with my fellow authors @darbyharn.bsky.social and Evan Clouse once again. It's been a wild ride, and there's no way of knowing just which way this ship is going!

This weekend I'll be at the Oak View Mall in Omaha, NE with @quadconcoolstuff ! Come join us for comics, collectibles, books and more!

@crypticon.bsky.social DAY TWO! Come out and party down all you #horror people!

My books are in @oddmartmn.bsky.social ! If you've never been there, you gotta check out this punky, gory, indie store over on Lyndale in Minneapolis.

Have you backed Anthology of the Damned: Twisted Yuletide yet? If not, go now and get a free ebook of my short story collection "Machines Monsters and Maniacs Volume 1." That's TWO torturously great short story collections! Go to www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c... and back it today!

Day TWO at Milwaukee Horror Con! We’re at 4 Points Sheraton out by the airport. Come check it out!

Ready to rock here Milwaukee Horror Con ! Come out and pick up the hottest horror books from the Midwest!

Milwaukee Horror Con is this weekend! And with it, I declare this weekend the official start of Spooky Season. Come out to the con for horror movies, books, props, celebrities, cosplay, and more!

Next stop: Milwaukee Horror Con ! Get your tickets at www.mkehorrorcon.com

Steps for a successful Tuesday Dog Day: 1. Get yourself a dog. 2. Make the dog happy. Boom. Tuesday Dog Day.